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Denouncing Gavin Newsom

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Comrades,

This deeply pains me to say this but we must denounce Commissar Newsom. Indeed, his achievements have been most glorious including kicking off LGBTQ marriage. However, times are different now and most of those letters are less equal than the T these days. However, that's a topic for a different thread.

Right now, Gavin Newsom has personally raped the climate in a most brutal way. In a time when our glorious up and coming Commissar Ocasio-Cortez has promised us high speed trains everywhere, Newsom is canceling a high speed train project between Los Angeles and San Francisco!

Ocasio-Cortez has said these would make air travel obsolete, which means she has a solution to take us to Hawaii and all the continents. Probably even the moon and Mars by way of train! Does anyone realize the harm to the climate that happens when people use a rocket to go to the moon?? So, naturally a high speed rail network to everywhere in the solar system would be the better option.

Commissar Newsom will now have to go the way of Debbie Whatshername-Schultz. Yes, still with a political position, but a non-person who will go nowhere nonetheless.

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Democrats:
Bringing Atlas Shrugged into the 21st century.


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Comrade Vlad Linen wrote:Ocasio-Cortez has said these would make air travel obsolete, which means she has a solution to take us to Hawaii and all the continents.
Never underestimate the power of steam Comrade! It's basically water, which we have plenty of, and it can be made to power almost everything! STEAM For a GREENER TOMORROW!
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How to render airplanes obsolete:

1. Build a gigantic pneumatic cannon, with a bore of at least six feet in diameter.

2. Build a gigantic hamster-wheel attached to a gigantic compressor.

3. Build a gigantic pneumatic cannon shell with a cargo deck on the bottom half, seats for passengers on the upper half (lengthwise, not height-wise).

4. Passengers deposit their luggage with Homeland Security personnel for a thorough search and confiscation of any valuables. Passengers then load their lightened luggage into the cargo section of the shell.

5. Passengers enter the giant hamster-wheel and trot in unison to operate the compressor and build up a sufficient head of pressure. This should take no more than six to eight hours, depending on destination.

6. Passengers then enter the passenger portion of the shell and buckle their safety belts.

7. The giant pneumatic cannon is then elevated to the proper azimuth and bearing, and the compressed air blasts the shell on its way in a ballistic arc for the destination.

8. Survivors cut their way out of the wreckage upon arrival and crawl out of the arrival crater to proceed to their individual destinations via light rail (also powered by giant hamster-wheels).

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Ivan Betinov wrote:How to render airplanes obsolete:

1. Build a gigantic pneumatic cannon, with a bore of at least six feet in diameter.

2. Build a gigantic hamster-wheel attached to a gigantic compressor.

3. Build a gigantic pneumatic cannon shell with a cargo deck on the bottom half, seats for passengers on the upper half (lengthwise, not height-wise).

4. Passengers deposit their luggage with Homeland Security personnel for a thorough search and confiscation of any valuables. Passengers then load their lightened luggage into the cargo section of the shell.

5. Passengers enter the giant hamster-wheel and trot in unison to operate the compressor and build up a sufficient head of pressure. This should take no more than six to eight hours, depending on destination.

6. Passengers then enter the passenger portion of the shell and buckle their safety belts.

7. The giant pneumatic cannon is then elevated to the proper azimuth and bearing, and the compressed air blasts the shell on its way in a ballistic arc for the destination.

8. Survivors cut their way out of the wreckage upon arrival and crawl out of the arrival crater to proceed to their individual destinations via light rail (also powered by giant hamster-wheels).
My esteemed Comrade Ivan, what ever happened to the most equal and most cool Star Trek "Beam Me Down Scotty" transportation system? It's renewable, it's technological, and it's instant, which is so good for when you have a fundraising event at 8:00 in New York and then a campaign speech at 9:00 in Los Angeles.

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Most glorious illustrations Comrades Red Square and Konservative Punk!

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I denounce your denouncement. The glorious commissar Newsom has announced the megalopolis of Bakersfield will be connected to the workers' paradise of Merced by the people's high speed rail. No longer will the people be forced to make the 3 hour drive in their earth destroying environmental death machines. Soon, the people, will be able to take in the sites of the beautiful San Joaquin Valley from the comfort of government designed rail cars on the leisurely 14 hour journey.

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Comrade Jenkem,

Most glorious indeed. And the 14 hours spent on the train mean that these people will have less time to use electricity and water in their homes thus saving Mother Earth that much more! I'll bet Commissar Newsom's train will be just like this, which is well worth the $3.5 billion that he is preventing the mean orange man from using for racist walls:



 
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