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Disturbing New Magazine Cover

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Has anyone else noticed a disturbing new magazine cover that glorifies an obvious lie?

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Kwanzaa
Lincoln
Fweedom
Tupac
Weed

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Oops. That should've said "womendacity."

Colonel Obyezyana owes an apology to the kollektive. A two-hour self-criticism session with a shovel scheduled for this afternoon.

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The Current Truth™ changes again! I still remember the Obama years, when obesity--specifically, childhood obesity--wasn't just a crisis, but a matter of National Security because the obese were ineligible to serve in the military. And Michelle's Healthy Eating Initiative was going to save us all!

I only wonder now what Dr. Jill Biden has to say about this. She IS a doctor, after all.

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Red Square wrote:Oops. That should've said "womendacity."

Colonel Obyezyana owes an apology to the kollektive. A two-hour self-criticism session with a shovel scheduled for this afternoon.

Ah, but I have two passes, Comrade Red Square.

1) It is always politically correct to attribute lying as a character trait of the oppressive gender often known as men, but never acceptable to attribute lying as a character trait of the always innocent and unassailable gender often known as women. Thus MENdacity is appropriate.

2) The "person" on the magazine cover is not necessarily a woman—or even human—so there is little point in attempting to placate it with soothing doublespeak.

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The man on the cover.

He seems 'food insecure'.

Whuh? That's not a 'man'?

No matter, 'it' still seems 'food insecure'.

As in "Man, he ate so much, I don't think that floor is secure!" Better move away.

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‘Comradedacity' is the only acceptable way of expressing the idea without causing violence to the collective.

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The horned rodent's comprehension is all flux capicitated here as Mend-a-City is real off-mapped town here in Amerikkka.

Dyslexia is a dystopian future tool, comrades.

San Fran and New York City are unfolding this Mend-a-City Exertwist Program. Seattle is in this Mend-a-City Exertwist. Even Austin and San Antonio, Texazistan, are shaming comrades into joining reset program of Mend-a-City Exertwist.

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'pelipsky


 
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