As we all know, the State has decided to lovingly and gloriously redistribute $1200 to our lowly ration accounts.

Now is the perfect time to redistribute another People's Kube to yourself, or even an autographed copy of Shakedown Socialism or Hotel USSR. Doing so will remove copies of Anti-Kommunist books from bookstore shelves, helping the cause of Revolution, and will also support Komrade Premier and his work that will undermine Kapitalists and Trump until Next Tuesday!

Do your Patriotik duty, do your duty to the Kollektive, do your duty to the Kube, and use your StateLuv money on our Glorious People's Kube! Do it now! I did!

P.S. - If you don't have any more room for any crap, or if you just don't want the money, just click on the "donate" button in the top-left corner, click on the "one-time donation" button, and write $1200 in the box. The Kube can use it better and smarter than you ever could, komrade.

Thank you, Stierlitz! Donations come with a bonus! (never mind the fine print)

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If you've helped our glorious cause, you may clip out this coupon and keep it in a safe place (e.g., inside your Party card). It may save your life.*


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Wait, you can get an autographed copy of shakedown socialism?

Too bad I ordered mine last week (seriously ).

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:Wait, you can get an autographed copy of shakedown socialism?

Too bad I ordered mine last week (seriously ).

Get on the boxcar, TrumpoFascist Nazi!

Prog Way OFF:

The People's Cube, Inc. That is the funniest thing I will encounter all day.

Prog Back ON:

I ordered my "How To" manual. I denounce myself for my extreme tardiness. Maybe I can read it in the boxcar.

Shaking Down in the Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon

"Donate or Ivan will date your sister"?

It says so right on the jar, but has anyone consulted with Ivan about this?

If you are not going to donate or at least make a purchase from Peoples Mercantile #86, first I denounce your stingy ways, and second, I at least deserve a picture of your sister first (without coronavirus mask) so i can arrange financing for either "just a salad" or a trip to a buffet... the things I do for my country...

The Jackalopelipsky warren took out a 4rth 2nd Reverse Mortgage on burrow to make scheduled payment quota for The People's Cube. You can too, comrades!

And Ivan, what's your overall budget for your Cube Detail Assignment?

'pelipsky

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:"Donate or Ivan will date your sister"?

It says so right on the jar, but has anyone consulted with Ivan about this?

If you are not going to donate or at least make a purchase from Peoples Mercantile #86, first I denounce your stingy ways, and second, I at least deserve a picture of your sister first (without coronavirus mask) so i can arrange financing for either "just a salad" or a trip to a buffet... the things I do for my country...

Somehow, I opened your mail, Ivan, and I am sorry, boy am I sorry.