Screen test photos have been recently revealed of an ill-fated remake of the classic sci-fi movie, Dune, starring Hillary Clinton.

Mrs. Clinton originally wished to play the part of a Guild Navigator. She cited her interest in this role because she liked the fact that “the Guild is the true power behind the power,” and “Love those high collars!”

Unfortunately, as production was about to begin, Mrs. Clinton had a stroke which left her in a condition where she would often have trouble standing. TMZ reports that the real reason for her gravitationally-challenged condition was excessive drinking. Whatever the reason, she then decided upon the role of Baroness HarClinton, who wore a levitation suit.

Contract negotiations broke down when the producers refused to meet one of her demands – that they install a functioning “heart plug” in husband Bill Clinton – and the movie was then scrapped.

Scrapped, eh? Darn, I was looking forward to the part where everything blows up good, including you-know-who.

I had Killary pegged for The Thing In The Tank (apologies to Dune fans that know what it's name was).