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Elizabeth Warren Plan to End Scourge of Unskilled Employment

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Fauxcohontas Senator Elizabeth Warren proposes tripling the minimum wage to $22 per hour to prevent the scourge of unskilled employment. Thus, the wages of those with skills warranting employment at $22 per hour will demand higher wages rather than being content to be paid only what the law would decree to be the minimum that could legally be paid to unskilled workers.

This will, of course, cause the prices of everything produced by anyone already earning $22 per hour or more to increase dramatically and simultaneously end the scourge unskilled employment by rendering unskilled workers virtually unemployable. This will, of course, spark humanitarian proposals to increase and extend unemployment compensation for unskilled workers unable to find employment at $22 per hour. This will also spark additional humanitarian proposals to dramatically increase food-stamps benefits to offset the simultaneous rise in food prices and the dramatic reduction in the number of food-service establishments able to continue to offer inexpensive meals. As the deceleration of economic activity continues, the number of skilled people able to find employment will continue decreasing and thereby accelerate the increase of the number of people seeking unemployment benefits and food stamps. All this will serve to increase demands by LIVs for increases in government benefits to offset the decline of economic activity in what used to be known as the "private sector."

This will pave the way for economic conditions to be spread "from the ground up" rather than opportunities for employment being spread "from the top 1% down." Within a few short years, we will have achieved egalitarian nirvana spreading the economic status from he bottom up (except, of course, the politically-connected elites who will suffer the "necessity" of trying to find was to do "less" with the "more" they will acquire by virtue of their position in the elite strata. Then, Obama can finally rest and say, "My job is finally done."

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Image And of course it couldn't have anything to do with union contracts that are set to rise with the minimum wage.
Image Oh wait! That makes this a glorious decision for all the workers of Glorious Homeland!

Comrades, communist Senator Elizabeth Warren's proposal does not go far enough. All wealth belongs to the worker. The oppressor class needs to have all their wealth collected, expropriated, redistributed and returned to its rightful owner's. Communist party D, the Central Committee and Communist party R support Warren's proposal because of its inherent fairness and equality.

Dissidents, thought criminals, and enemies of the state will be rounded up and sent by box car to local collective centers for party approved electroshock treatments.

Workers and peasants unite, support Comrade Warren's caring and progressive proposal and help crush the evil KKKapitalists - its not only for the greater good ™, its for the children ™. Besides its Bush's fault, and you did not build that. FORWARd.

This just in: due to budgetary cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. The silver lining of every cloud is to be collected by the State for redistributive government approved purposes. A progressive, collective, central committee has come up with a plan for converting lemonade back into lemons. And communist party member Tin Lizzy Warren proposes the creation of a proletariat rainbow bridge leading directly to Utopia.

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Comrade Molotov wrote:This just in: due to budgetary cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. The silver lining of every cloud is to be collected by the State for redistributive government approved purposes. A progressive, collective, central committee has come up with a plan for converting lemonade back into lemons. And communist party member Tin Lizzy Warren proposes the creation of a proletariat rainbow bridge leading directly to Utopia.

You so wisely noted that seeing the light turned off at the end of the tunnel will cause the greedy employers to put the brakes on hiring, but of course that serves the collective goal of keeping everyone in the dark except, of course, for the elite lantern holders who can enter the tunnel and throw light on the selfishness of the employer class for having come to a screeching halt and thus keeping all their thus-victimized passengers (sometimes known as employees) in the dark. We, the Collectivists, are the bearers of the light in the tunnel to utopia. The victimized passengers will thank us for the light and curse the braking employers for the darkness. And we need not fear the entertaining-news media challenging such perception in any manner.

--KOOK

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Zenitar_Kamera wrote:
Image And of course it couldn't have anything to do with union contracts that are set to rise with the minimum wage.
Image Oh wait! That makes this a glorious decision for all the workers of Glorious Homeland!

We know, but have no reason to fear that the entertainment/news media will convey, that the effect will be to rapidly increase the speed of the treadmill such that those who are physically skilled can somehow adjust but that those who are physically unskilled will fall off the treadmill and into the caring trough of government. That is our goal, is it not?

--KOOK

Comrades,

Commissar Faux's logic is undeniable. If productivity has gone up faster than the minimum wage then it only could have been stolen by the Kkkapitalist. I think she asked "i wonder where the other 18% went? hmmmmmm".

All value is derived from the worker. If the Kkkapitalist installed a new deep fryer to increase the production of french fries, and the fry to worker productivity ratio improved, then all of that money belongs to the worker.

Be grateful that this legislator, regardless of her represented jurisdiction has input and say so over the laws you live under wherever you live in the USSA. Even more so as the Great Centralization for better Goobermental efficiency and effectiveness progresses.

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Warren is one smart commie comrade - force kapitalists to pay $22/Hr for workers previously paid $7/Hr, then use the increased tax receipts from the higher wages to elect Progressives by offering more generous food stamp legislation. Excellent thinking.

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I.M. Craptek wrote:Warren is one smart commie comrade - force kapitalists to pay $22/Hr for workers previously paid $7/Hr, then use the increased tax receipts from the higher wages to elect Progressives by offering more generous food stamp legislation. Excellent thinking.

Clearly you are a WIV, who (as a Progressive comrade of the Cube) understands the LIVs. Thus, we needn't worry any longer about the non-progressive WIV's because in 2012 we proved that the LIVs not only outnumber them but that they are easier for us to motivate to do the "cool" thing by voting for progressive candidates. So, WIVs are toast unless they were to somehow find ways to persuade some of the few remaining capitalist with big bucks to invest in education of the public in ways that can penetrate popular culture, which is the ONLY source of "information" on which our LIVs rely in forming their opinions, and WE have a headlock on popular culture. Of course, we couldn't have succeeded so spectacularly without the enormous support we received from candidates such as Akin and Mourdoch, who provided us with incalculable assistance in motivating female LIVs to run from Republicans as all living things run from wildfires.

--KOOK


 
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