Eric Schmidt, B. Hussein Obama's confidant, former Apple Computer Director turned Google Executive, has been caught with his hand in Her Majesty's cookie jar. Mr. Schmidt has been helping himself to the people's money while all the while supporting wholesale confiscation of the people's earnings for redistribution through government bureaucracies.

Google has too much money for fines to be a fitting punishment. I call for a public hanging of Mr. Schmidt and his entire family. Plain, ordinary stealing might warrant imprisonment, but stealing with hypocrisy warrants capital punishment.

Compounded with smugness and we may need to cut his strangled carcass down and saw it in half. And might I add, we are doing it for the Children™.

Read about Mr. Schmidt's immoral tax scheme here ...

Dear (and most knowledgeable) ThePeoplesComrade,

Although I agree with your overall assessment regarding the disposition of The People's case against Comrade Schmidt - and his unpardonable theft of The People's Money - I must point out a possible oversight (I hope the word "oversight" is not too harsh) in drawing your conclusion. To illustrate my point more directly, I have highlighted what I believe to be the key phrase from your referenced article below:

Quote: "Jones, a devout Christian and father of four, is ready to hand over a cache of more than 100,000 emails and documents to HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC), detailing the “concocted scheme”."

As a result of Mr. Jones' affiliation with a subversive organization - "devout Christian" - and his admission of responsibility for personally fathering four (at least) non- State dependent future workers, I find his testimony lacking in credibility.

However, in the event Barney Jones' testimony is accepted by the tribunal, I would suggest that merely sawing the body of Mr. Eric Schmidt in half is insufficient. I believe quartering is more in line with the traditions of our Party.

Thank you for your consideration of my humble submission.

Your servant and loyal comrade,

Captain Craptek

Comrade Captain Craptek, we understand your concern about both the credibility of IRS watchlist testimony and insufficient punishment. The Commission on Testimony and Punishment has been alerted.

Remember comrades - Eric Schmidt's famous declaration: "Google policy is to get right up to the creepy line and not cross it."

Who are we, mere normal people (although fiendishly and delightfully progressive, of course) to say when that creepy line has been crossed? Surely elite people like Mr. Schmidt - and of course Dear Leader Barackzebub Husseinovich Obaba - are MUCH better qualified to say when the line is crossed. And with the progressive transparency of Dear Leader's administration, coupled with the friendship between him and Comrade Schmidt, I think we'll be kept appropriately informed, if and when the time is right.