A forthcoming erotic novelfeaturing Barack and Michelle Obama and, possibly, ghost-written by Bill Ayers, will soon become available online to the toiling masses in need of a thrill up their collective leg. Unfortunately for lovers of American history and literature, the action does not take place in the Lincoln Bedroom or anywhere in the White House.

Titled Guesthouse Games, the book takes the First Couple to a guesthouse in Hawaii, where they apparently encounter an ancient roaming specter of communism, which forces them to explore their deepest and most forbidden desires of class struggle and redistribution of wealth. Will our leading couple resist the guesthouse games or help everyone to get a fair share? We'll have to read the book before we know what's in it.

One thing is certain: it is guaranteed to enhance, enlarge and upsize your awareness of the issues. After all, the size of your awareness is everything when it comes to impressing the opposite sex - or same sex, for that matter. You will learn things and techniques that will allow you to penetrate anyone's individual or collective consciousness deeper and longer. Women just love listening to a progressive man with a huge social conscience. If you're a progressive woman, learn how to become the talk of the town and amaze anyone you meet with the depth of your understanding of social equality and redistributive justice.

But this is not all! As almost everything in Barack Obama's futuristic campaigning, the content of this book can be easily modified and targeted to narrow, special-interest audiences through online "personalization." Select names, details, and fantasies of your choice and they will automatically become part of the narrative. If you liked Obama campaign materials, you will also love this book's fully customizable story with "characters that are relatable for everyone" and "experiences that are credible."

The downside is that all your entered information will immediately get into the Democrat Party marketing database, where it will be electronically analyzed to determine best ways to approach you with requests for donations and volunteering. In addition, you will become a lifetime recipient of daily emails from Obama For America (now doing business as Organizing for Action).

And since this is a new, experimental type of personalized and fully customizable erotic novel, let us create a version that would be fitting for our People's Cube collective.

Think of the scenes, details, and dialogue that would best appeal to you and your comrades, while at the same time be in compliance with ideological correctness, as well as serve as a tool of further progressive indoctrination and enlightenment of the feeble-minded masses.
Let us also democratically select a better title for the Obama erotic novel, as well as for the upcoming movie and DVD.

With this in mind, tonight we have already started a couple of hashtag games on Twitter:

#ObamaEroticBook

#ObamaEroticMovie

Proposed Obama Erotic Book Titles:

• My Composite Girlfriend
  
• The Audacity of Grope
  
• Fifty Shades of Red
  
• Eat, Play, Reggie Love
  
• The Secret Life of BO
  
• The Devil in the White House
  
• The Red Tent
  
• The Fellowship of the West Wing
  
• Tall, Dark, and Sociopathic
  
• A Series of Unfortunate Events
  
• He's Just Not That Into You, America
  
• The Unbearable Lightness of Wallet
  
• The Bridges of Madison County built by Chinese Contractors
  
• Tax Me from Behind

Obama Erotic Movie/DVD Titles:

• Nine 1/2 Squeaks
  
• The Story of Small O
  
• Wild Orca
  
• Kama Sutra: A Fair Share
  
• Prog Prince
  
• Michelle in the Middle
  
• Indecent Tax Proposal
  
• "I married a Teleprompter"
  
• Re-educating Me Softly
  
• The Unbearable Lightness of Wallet
  
• Fatal Obstruction
  
• Nine 1/2 Executive Orders
  
• Nine 1/2 Trillion
  
• A Night in Workers' Paradise
  
• Fiscal Cliffhanger
  
• Lie with Me
  
• Bitter Clinger Moon
  
• Rahm "Dead Fish" Emmanuelle
  
• Crimes of Compassion
  
• A Bold Internal Affair
  
• Poison Ivy League: The Tax Deduction
  
• American Booty
  
• Borders Wide Shut

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Barry and Michelle's first date.

No, no, no, comrades! It is a great misunderstanding! The "One" would never do ANYTHING to dishonor the office of the president by doing any kind of porn! When our compliant media overheard barry talking about michele's box it was because of this:


But when the first wookie sets her sights on someone, well lil barry knows when to GTFO.....

Now who would play Kenji, the guesthouse's Hawaiian gardener who feels an intense erotic connection with the Leading Man?

Dear Leader Obama is playing "doctor" now. Did he also play doctor early in their mating rituals? If so, did he put Michelle on a diet? And who joined them to play the part of the death panel?

I fear that Dear Leader's early mating pre-dated the Sandra Fluke induced condom redistribution plan, hence the two non-edible fruit of FLATUS's loins that must not be photographed...

I can't wait to obtain a copy so that, when I am lying in my bunk at Workers' Barracks #18, I can read and dream of being with them on some sunny beach in Hawaii, enjoying a much-needed vacation from all the entertaining at the White Fortress. Anyone know how to fix squeaking springs?

How about "Tack Room Games"

Comrades, I'm afraid I must confess that this is all beyond me. I have yet to understand how the soon-to-be Mr. & Mrs. Obama were able to get their restaurant dinner table to double as a curb along the road. Amazing even then, were they not? Especially when we consider the size of table required for a meal for the future FLATUS!

UPDATE (added to the initial post)

Proposed Obama Erotic Book Titles:

My Composite Girlfriend
The Audacity of Grope
Fifty Shades of Red
Eat, Play, Reggie Love
The Secret Life of BO
The Devil in the White House
The Red Tent
The Fellowship of the West Wing
Tall, Dark, and Sociopathic
A Series of Unfortunate Events
He's Just Not That Into You, America
The Unbearable Lightness of Wallet
The Bridges of Madison County built by Chinese Contractors
Tax Me from Behind

Obama Erotic Movie/DVD Titles:

Nine 1/2 Squeaks
The Story of Small O
Wild Orca
Kama Sutra: A Fair Share
Prog Prince
Michelle in the Middle
Indecent Tax Proposal
"I married a Teleprompter"
Re-educating Me Softly
The Unbearable Lightness of Wallet
Fatal Obstruction
Nine 1/2 Executive Orders
Nine 1/2 Trillion
A Night in Workers' Paradise
Fiscal Cliffhanger
Lie with Me
Bitter Clinger Moon
Rahm "Dead Fish" Emmanuelle
Crimes of Compassion
A Bold Internal Affair
Poison Ivy League: The Tax Deduction
American Booty
Borders Wide Shut

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrades, I'm afraid I must confess that this is all beyond me. I have yet to understand how the soon-to-be Mr. & Mrs. Obama were able to get their restaurant dinner table to double as a curb along the road.....

Comrade, I believe he speaks of needing a two lane plate for moo; "Chocolate" was a lab, f/k/a a dog.

Excuse me while I throw up.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

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Comrades, I'm afraid I must confess that this is all beyond me. I have yet to understand how the soon-to-be Mr. & Mrs. Obama were able to get their restaurant dinner table to double as a curb along the road. Amazing even then, were they not? Especially when we consider the size of table required for a meal for the future FLATUS!

Excuse me, comrade, but don't you mean FATASS?

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Comrade R.O.C.K. wrote: Comrades, I'm afraid I must confess that this is all beyond me. I have yet to understand how the soon-to-be Mr. & Mrs. Obama were able to get their restaurant dinner table to double as a curb along the road.

Comrade ROCK,

It's not ROCKet science here. This is what's known as a Pissing Stone.

Dedhedvedev wrote:Dear Leader Obama is playing "doctor" now. Did he also play doctor early in their mating rituals? If so, did he put Michelle on a diet? And who joined them to play the part of the death panel?

Dedhed,

Dear Leader's playing 'doctor' goes waaay back when he was hanging out with noted "pediatrician" and mad scientist, Ari Emanuelle. They played eugenics games with cats and dogs and later moved up to larger species such as horses. This resulted in his first "composite gurlfren" experiment that he later decided to marry (for experimental purposes) procreated and born a new species of composite offspring that was soon identified as "brats".

Nomenklatura-climber wrote:Anyone know how to fix squeaking springs?

But of course! Just implement a TAX on them. Problem fixed!