Facebook Censors the People's Cube, blocks for 12 hours


In addition, The People's Cube was blocked from posting on Facebook for the next 12 hours.
What standard did the image violate? At first we thought it triggered their "Graphic Content" standard with the shockingly disturbing, graphic depiction of Rosie O'Donnell with a beard. Or was it the sinister and painful visual of Rachel Maddow blowing her dyke call?
Upon consideration, however, given the connection to the Duck Dynasty controversy, we figured it had something to do with their Hate Speech standard: "Facebook does not permit hate speech, but distinguishes between serious and humorous speech."
Wait, did that picture represent serious or humorous speech? This reminds me:
Q: How many feminists does it take to distinguish between serious and humorous speech?
A: It's not funny.
Here are three screenshots, in sequence, of what I saw on Facebook when I tried to make another post:
I clicked on "Continue" and saw this:
I chose "No" and clicked on "Continue" again. This is what I saw:
Corporate censors of the world, unite!
The original picture appeared in this post:
A&E spinoffs: Dyke Dynasty, Schmuck Dynasty, Lame Duck...
Apparently, it was a dyke too far...


Reminds me why people on Twitter snicker when you mention Facebook. It's kinda like, "Facebook? D00d, that's SOOOO MySpace!"















trashmouth
Thou shalt not take the name of LGT in vain, for this is thy new God and those are the new chosen people….RepeatIndeed, comrade!






Facebook, in seeking to wield the power of the Force of the Collective against The Peoples Cube by censoring Duck Dynasty satire at the Cube, has become forcebook, an unwittingly self-authored parody of what it, as a free-speech poseur, purports to be. Now it's ready to become the subject of a viral movie titled, "forcebook," written, produced and directed by Mal Ware. ThePeoplesCube.Com's Red Square stars as Captain Red Square. Mark Zuckerberg stars as Dark Helmet. ThePeoplesCube.Com stars as The Peoples Cube. Ann Coulter stars as Princess Vespa. Chris Christie stars as King Rowland. KOOK stars as Barf. Ben Carson stars as Yogurt. Kathleen Sibelius stars as Dot Matrix. Barack Obama stars as President Scroob. Michelle Obama stars as Commanderette Zircon. Joe Biden stars as Prince Valium. Michael Moore stars as Pizza the Hut.
Now that Farcebook has become a sequel to Spaceballs, will there be a sequel to Forcebook? Yes. It will be the Cube Dynasty.
--KOOK

We are LGTB, your god, who leadeth you out of the lands of sexist, homophobic, Fiftiesh, "Father Knows Best"consciousness and into the vale of demographic collapse; you shall speak no Christian beliefs before me
You shall not make for yourself an image of LGBT insensitivity on Facebook or Twitter or all other mediums in cyberspace or earth, nor shall you make mock of them -- for we are a tormented God, punishing the bigots to the third and fourth decade for those who thinketh not as we do, but showering status and career advancement for those who comply


Repeat offenders will be upgraded to a more relaxing time out chair.




El Presidente
I hear public shaming is an effective tool.public shaming copy.jpg
Good dog! Good, good dog! Give the good doggie a bone, and another big pile of shit to work with!







The Dick Van Dyke Dynasty


SF Dyke March Seeking Help in Organizing for 2013


Red Square
I wonder if Facebook would consider this page and image "a dyke too far."SF Dyke March Seeking Help in Organizing for 2013
Dyke_March_SF.jpg
The simple answer to your question Comrade Square.... No. Facebook would absolutely not consider this outside their terms of service. Does Facebook have a photo of the month award? If so, this pic was likely in the running. Wonderful photography of a extraordinary group of liberal Statists. Fantastic stuff.


Red Square
I wonder if Facebook would consider this page and image "a dyke too far."SF Dyke March Seeking Help in Organizing for 2013
My Dear Red Square,
How did you manage not to find this:
https://www.facebook.com/sfdykemarch?

This makes it The People's Cube's Coup de Gras episode in the FORCEBOOK Wars:

--KOOK


KOOK
Red Square
I wonder if Facebook would consider this page and image "a dyke too far."SF Dyke March Seeking Help in Organizing for 2013
My Dear Red Square,
How did you manage not to find this:
https://www.facebook.com/sfdykemarch?

--KOOK



O the innocent times when you could say that name without all the extra semantic baggage pressing on your brain.

Hmmm... I wonder if Facebalk would censor my "Chicks With Dicks" page...





(serious, dramatic, pathos-filled music in the background)
Deep, serious voiceover:
The Elian Gonzales Story, starring:
Haley Joel Osment as Elian
Jennifer Lopez as his hot sister
and, (pregnant pause),
Gary Busey as Janet Reno
Need I say more?


Is OK for lesbians to call each other Dyke! Just like the blacks can call each other the "N" word ad nauseam with impunity!
The operative word in "Thoughtcrime", is CRIME! Keep up the fight for "Social Justice!" LULZ


Welcome to the cube. Respect our womynfolk, mind your manners, and maintain your quota of beets and you'll do fine around here.
Oh, if you see a Kommisarka with a golden shovel, DON"T ask what she's wearing under her babushka...she's sensitive about such things.


Always liked your weaponries, comrade! As pointed out by FPSRussia on YouTube, don't try cooking scrambled eggs and pancakes or making a bacon sundae on and in an American AR-type rifle!


It is a pity that our first encounter must come in the nature of a gentle warning. But then, here at The People's Cube we are widely known for our caring and giving nature. It is in this spirit, yes...in this spirit of kindly and wholesome encouragement, that I note the following:
Your avatar contains 300% the file size allotment to which you are entitled! Please reduce your file size below the 15.77kB maximum and report back to us no later than tomorrow at this time. (korrected sample attached below)
Captain Craptek
Pixel Equality Team (CCCP)


Oh well... I have beets that need weeding.


Tovarichi
So size does matter. Who saw that coming? Certainly not me.Oh well... I have beets that need weeding.
Comrade,
What really matters is exercising our progish authoritarianism on newcomers. As a relative newcomer myself, I must practice and improve this skill


In interest of kollective peace, I will show goodwill and use my fair share of pixel!
Long live the revolution!


Callmelennie
And Lo, the LGBT-feminist alliance spaketh these wordsWe are LGTB, your god, who leadeth you out of the lands of sexist, homophobic, Fiftiesh, "Father Knows Best"consciousness and into the vale of demographic collapse; you shall speak no Christian beliefs before me
You shall not make for yourself an image of LGBT insensitivity on Facebook or Twitter or all other mediums in cyberspace or earth, nor shall you make mock of them -- for we are a tormented God, punishing the bigots to the third and fourth decade for those who thinketh not as we do, but showering status and career advancement for those who comply

True enough to scare the pants off of sane folks...


Your pixel reduction is appreciated (by squirrels everywhere). Feisty lil' things, but generally best to stay on their good side.


R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Ahhhh, Komrade K - as we all know, progressive pixels go much farther than capitalist pixels, so one doesn't need to use as many. Plus, all pixels belong ultimately to the state, do they not?Your pixel reduction is appreciated (by squirrels everywhere). Feisty lil' things, but generally best to stay on their good side.
Oh..., how I love the smell of fear in the morning!


Captain Craptek
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Ahhhh, Komrade K - as we all know, progressive pixels go much farther than capitalist pixels, so one doesn't need to use as many. Plus, all pixels belong ultimately to the state, do they not?Your pixel reduction is appreciated (by squirrels everywhere). Feisty lil' things, but generally best to stay on their good side.
Oh..., how I love the smell of fear in the morning!
And, how I love the smell of coffee in the morning, especially at Starbucks, where I can catch up on the latest happenings in the world. Things like the exact amount of caffeine in my coffee that won't kill me, so I habitually order the "half-caf-latte" as a hedge against my preference for unadterated caffeine espresso. This is my way of "doing the right thing." I know, when ordering this, I am not only helping myself, but others who do not know any better. I know what's best for the "others."




R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Ahhhh, Komrade K - as we all know, progressive pixels go much farther than capitalist pixels, so one doesn't need to use as many. Plus, all pixels belong ultimately to the state, do they not?Your pixel reduction is appreciated (by squirrels everywhere). Feisty lil' things, but generally best to stay on their good side.


