Navigator wrote:

comradeinvestagator renko wrote: This thinly disguised as a joke propaganda will be dealt with severely.
It will be reported how poorly this place is supervised. Punishment to follow.

That is all
Comrades

This isn't humor...it's nectar for my soul!

Your soul is state property. It should be feed with teaching from our dear leaders.
Nectar is strictly for party officials. Papers please.
If you have time for humor, maybe navigator is too easy a job for you.
May I suggest rock breaker at Lubyanka. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KGB_House_Main.jpg
Those pretty, shiny instruments you have are state property, we can exchange them for a hammer. No sickle for you. Where are your papers?
Power to the people, report
citizen.

comradeinvestagator renko, your evident zeal commends you to this Commissar. If you wish we can form a joint venture to let the proles pay extra to the tattoo artist for their serial numbers. As Texas started the world in vanity car licenses, led by Dick Slack, now 93, the Cube can lead the world in Vanity Tattoos.

But the number must always be legible first and foremost.

comradeinvestagator renko wrote: This thinly disguised as a joke propaganda will be dealt with severely.
It will be reported how poorly this place is supervised. Punishment to follow.

As a Party Official and a member of the Inner Circle, it is we who decide what is and is not "joke propaganda". When the Politburo next meets have your investigation wrapped up, comradeinvestigator, and be prepared to be called to present concrete evidence to support your allegations. Do not fail the Inner Circle! Or you will suffer the fate of the last two "useless idiots" (Shut up, Meow!) who failed The Party, Mulva and The Mime.

--
Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev
Grand Inquisitor of the Reformed Church of Latter Day Climatology and Kommissar of The Official Margarita for The Party.

Comrades, is it time to mount a new attack on King Mulva of Nitwitia? My eyes leak rheum hinking of how I was drawn into the Cube by this man's mastery of whining and blame-others-first.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Comrades, is it time to mount a new attack on King Mulva of Nitwitia? My eyes leak rheum hinking of how I was drawn into the Cube by this man's mastery of whining and blame-others-first.

I can take his neck and Meow can clip him by the ankles.

--
Blokhayev

I lie prostrate and defeated...comrades...please take my garden implement, my half used bag of chicken manure, my year long collection of Sunday Seattle Times newspapers (For cold night bedding material), my socks with the small holes in them and the pick-up my ex-wife left me when she divorced me for a sexy, swinging, successful capitalist conservative free market pig.

I do this as payment for my dishonesty displayed above.

Comrades....you will never again see a smile on my face or hope in my heart for the future.

Navigator

Bush Attacks People's Republic of China!
Another Bridge Collapse!
Reuters:

Bush uses destructive power against Chinese. 29 dead in rubble.
After the Chinese government threatened to sell US securities valued over a trillion dollars on the open market, Bush decided to send a message.
"Hell, if I can do it in Minnesota, I can do it in Fenghuang."

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I'm happy to see that the Party wasted no time in assigning proper blame to Bush for this latest national tragedy.

No doubt you are aware of the latest outrage caused by Bush lying and people dying? The Newark murders?

HARRIS: Amid the anger and the horror in Newark tonight, there are a lot of questions about how to stop this violence that so often impacts children. These murders have provoked rage. Many criminologists blame the Bush administration for focusing too much on terrorism and cutting funds for law enforcement on the street.

When will this outrageous imperialist government be torn down? It must be FOR THE CHILDREN!™

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:

comradeinvestagator renko wrote: This thinly disguised as a joke propaganda will be dealt with severely.
It will be reported how poorly this place is supervised. Punishment to follow.

As a Party Official and a member of the Inner Circle, it is we who decide what is and is not "joke propaganda". When the Politburo...

"zampolit" (deputy commander for political work)

This is who sent me comrade deputy commander and as you know this is who I report to.

The Party Control Committee oversees the party discipline of the party members and candidate party members in terms of their observance of the Programme and regulations of the Party, state discipline and Party ethics. It administered punishments, including expulsions from the Party.

Where do you fall comrade Zampolit Blokhayev?



General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
Secretariat of the CPSU Central Committee
Politburo of the CPSU Central Committee
Central Committee of the Communist Party (renko)
Organizational Bureau of the Party Central Committee
Central Revision Committee
CPSU Party Control Committee
CPSU Central Auditing Commission
Party Conference
Congress of the CPSU

[quote="Navigator"]I lie prostrate and defeated...comrades...please take my garden implement, my half used bag of chicken manure, my year long collection of Sunday Seattle Times newspapers...

Since you prostrated yourself in front of the party organ, only a letter will be placed in your file. There are bigger fish to catch in this rotten barrel of party corruption.

I have opened investigations into the following citizens to prove their innocence: the Red Square, the Sea-bass, the Laika the space dog, & the Jerry Garcia. They stand accused of violating the following:
The Code of
Administrative Contraventions contains a
number of provisions, including that
the law prohibits production
and dissemination of any written piece glorifying
violence, production of pornographic
objects (in written or audiovisual form)
and “abuse of state symbols and state decorations”,
the procedural provisions are strict
According to the Code, the police granted broad powers to implement
the law. On suspicion of a violation of
the Code, the police could take so-called
assurance measures against the suspect,
including detention for up to 24 hours. The
police could also impose the sanctions provided
for, i.e. a warning, fines or detention
for up to 30 days. In most cases, the sanctions
could be enforced immediately once
the police had obtained the necessary evidence
and completed a case protocol.

The above posts of exploitation of naked soviet womanhood is strictly forbidden.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:comradeinvestagator renko, your evident zeal commends you to this Commissar. If you wish we can form a joint venture to let the proles pay extra to the tattoo artist for their serial numbers. As Texas started the world in vanity car licenses, led by Dick Slack, now 93, the Cube can lead the world in Vanity Tattoos.

But the number must always be legible first and foremost.

Comrade Commissar Theocritus,
I would be honored to enter into graft with you. This is a great day sent to us by the wonderful motherland of the socialistic workers paradise.
comrade
renko


Perhaps a 50% mark-up to keep the serial number on the forehead, 100% mark-up to keep it off the forehead.

I have been ordered to assist," Sergei Bednichenko, chief prosecutor" in his investigation of the train "accident" by Nikolai Patrushev, head of the KGB, who briefed the comrade secretary on the derailment, said that the bomb was state property. Wasting state property will get somebody in the gulag for a long time.
comrades and the few citizens authorized to read.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Bridges not bombs... how creative.

What is amusing is that while the decadent western useful idiots do not grasp is that their very constitution clearly states that providing for the common defense is a specific responsibility of their capitalist whore government. Yet this has now fell to 4th as a chunk of their capitalist income, behind such things as such as social welfare, which is not a specific responsibility of their federal government, and now we have them crying about bridges not bombs. Our useful idiots are doing a wonderful job Chairman! Of course in the motherland, we would not dream of shorting our glorious forces for Peace in order to provide for the welfare for the proles! They are lucky to have our Peace Forces left over beet soup and turnip bread!

I'm afraid the above mentioned comrades engaged in shameful criminal activity simply cannot be under investigation, Comrade Renko. Yes, I'm afraid to do such would be, well, unconstitutional...

Article 118 [Immunity]
A Deputy of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR may not be prosecuted, or arrested, or incur a court-imposed penalty, without the sanction of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR or, between its sessions, of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR.

Sanction against these accused comrades DENIED. Now I wish to invoke my powers as Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet as dictated by the Soviet People's Constitution, Article 121, #5:

5. interpret the laws of the USSR;

I hereby interpret the Code of Administrative Contraventions as a non-law and as a counter-revolutionary attempt to undermine The People's will and mine in particular. All of those I deem responsible for coming up with such a code will be brought to People's Justice.

I now wish to invoke another nifty power outlined in Article 121, #11:

11. issue All-Union acts of amnesty and exercise the right of pardon;

By the will of Her Excellency, Hillary R. Clinton, on the 15th day of August, 2007, the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet and I, Meowsevich S. Punchenko acting as Chairman in good standing, hereby PARDON the accused.

I wish to exercise another power which I have been granted by The People as outlined in Article 121, #9:

9. institute orders and medals of the USSR, and honorific titles of the USSR; award orders and medals of the USSR; and confer honorific titles of the USSR.

I wish to honor the pardoned with the Patriotic Corruption in the name of The Common Good medal and award. I also wish for the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet to give these comrades a standing ovation for their professionalism and diligence to the Party and World Socialism in general.

The Council of Minsters have failed and thereby shall all be relieved and replaced by proles who fear me, listen to me and worship me as prescribed by our glorious Constitution in Article 122:

7. revoke decisions and ordinances of the Council of Ministers of the USSR and of the Councils of Ministers of Union Republics should they fail to conform to the law;

3. form and abolish Ministries and State Committees of the USSR on the recommendation of the Council of Ministers of the USSR;

4. relieve individual members of the Council of Ministers of the USSR of their responsibilities and appoint persons to the Council of Ministers on the recommendation of the Chairman of the Council of Ministers of the USSR.

And now since all of that crap is out of the way, I now wish to make up a decree of something that tickles my fancy as outlined in the People's Rightful and Glorious Constitution in Article 123:

Article 123
The Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR promulgates decrees and adopts decisions.

I hereby decree to raise my own salary and hereby adopt my decision to raise my salary. I also decree that Friday be Worship Hillary Day and that everyone reads her college thesis at least twenty times a day (oww, Your Excellency, stop shoving that pistol in my back so hard… I'm doing everything you told me to do).

One more, comrades. One more:

Article 121
The Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR shall:
1. name the date of elections to the Supreme Soviet of the USSR;

All elections will cease due to counter-revolutionary codes being enacted and subversive hate-speech being issued by the Party Control Committee. All those associated with the said committee will be flogged and forced to shovel Rosie O'Donnell dung until an election date for the Supreme Soviet is announced (which will be never, mind you). Comrade Renko is PARDONED and PROMOTED to Commissar since he knows Socialist law so well.

Thanks Chairman.
I was quite sure of my immunity and wasn't worried, but it's nice that it's official.
Besides, I've had my rabies and distemper shots for the year and the tags to prove it.

Laika

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I'm afraid the above mentioned comrades engaged in shameful criminal activity simply cannot be under investigation, Comrade Renko. Yes, I'm afraid to do such would be, well, unconstitutional...

While that may well be all good and wise no doubt... these Patriots really should not rest too easily, for while those regulations might appear to give them perpetual cover.... let's face it, one can always be demoted to a level where they would not be covered.

Speaking of the superior Party ways.... did you see this prime example of the superiority of the Party? Bush must be quaking in his capitalist boots right now!

https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293341,00.html

comradeinvestagator renko wrote:

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:

comradeinvestagator renko wrote: This thinly disguised as a joke propaganda will be dealt with severely.
It will be reported how poorly this place is supervised. Punishment to follow.

As a Party Official and a member of the Inner Circle, it is we who decide what is and is not "joke propaganda". When the Politburo...

"zampolit" (deputy commander for political work)

This is who sent me comrade deputy commander and as you know this is who I report to.

The Party Control Committee oversees the party discipline of the party members and candidate party members in terms of their observance of the Programme and regulations of the Party, state discipline and Party ethics. It administered punishments, including expulsions from the Party.

Never the less, it is the Inner Circle within the Politburo that is the ruling elite within The Party. You must remember, in theory Marxism is a one class system. In practice, it is a two class system, The Party elites and the proletariat. It is from the proletariat where we find our "useful idiots" (like Speaker Pelosivich).

Do not let my humble title fool you. For I am also the Grand Inquisitor for the Reformed Church of Latter Day Climatology. Torquemada didn't have a damned thing over me!

comradeinvestagator renko wrote: Where do you fall comrade Zampolit Blokhayev?

As fas away from Chairman Meow Say Punchenko as I can, comrade!!!! Especially after that incident with Comrade Governor Tim Kaine's (S-VA) dog and his daughter. <*shudder*> But we love our Chairman Meow!!! -Just so long as he stays on his meds!


General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
Secretariat of the CPSU Central Committee
Politburo of the CPSU Central Committee (Blokhayev*)
Central Committee of the Communist Party (renko)
Organizational Bureau of the Party Central Committee
Central Revision Committee
CPSU Party Control Committee
CPSU Central Auditing Commission
Party Conference
Congress of the CPSU

* = Member of The Party's "Inner Circle"

--
Blokhayev

comradeinvestagator renko wrote:

Commissar Theocritus wrote:comradeinvestagator renko, your evident zeal commends you to this Commissar. If you wish we can form a joint venture to let the proles pay extra to the tattoo artist for their serial numbers. As Texas started the world in vanity car licenses, led by Dick Slack, now 93, the Cube can lead the world in Vanity Tattoos.

But the number must always be legible first and foremost.

Comrade Commissar Theocritus,
I would be honored to enter into graft with you. This is a great day sent to us by the wonderful motherland of the socialistic workers paradise.
comrade
renko


Perhaps a 50% mark-up to keep the serial number on the forehead, 100% mark-up to keep it off the forehead.

Nose Piercings!!! Don't forget to branch out into Nose Piercings! It's the latest fad!

--
Blokhayev

An unusually Sober Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Comrade Renko is PARDONED and PROMOTED to Commissar since he knows Socialist law so well.

I concur!!! Yet, he needs to be mindful not to trifle with the Inner Circle!

I would like to take this opportunity to present Comrade Renko with The Order Of Hillary for his outstanding service to The Party.

Congratulations, Comrade Kommissarinvestigator renko!!!

--
Blokhayev

Yes... Congratulations!... I'll break out the really heavy duty plastic drop cloths, buckets and mops in preparation for whatever celebration is being planned... though perhaps someone should drop Red a line and let him know... He hates to miss a good Party...

Navigator wrote:Commissar Theocritus,
<Character on/off> LMAO!

<character under construction>
I think you nailed it.
When the war in Iraq started, I believed the Iraqi people would prove to the world they are not worthy to take their country back. The evil in Iraq exists because of the evil in the minds and hearts of the people. Liberalism????

<Character off> Hmmm, the Pup didn't know he had any character to turn off! There it is though!

Just wanted to say, I think you are being too hard on the Iraqis or any of the feeble steps being made toward democracy. After all, it did not come easy here as well, nor in our Mother country England. We had the luxury of hundreds of years of gradual development of what we call democracy, Even here, it took another hundred years and a bloody civil war to begin to bring us to close the gap between the notions of All men are created equal, but some were only worth three-fifths of a man. Now of course we have millions of citizen who are doing their best to destroy this country. It is said that historically, the general life of a republic is about 200 years... seems to be about right.

Meow wrote:All elections will cease due to counter-revolutionary codes being enacted and subversive hate-speech being issued by the Party Control Committee. All those associated with the said committee will be flogged and forced to shovel Rosie O'Donnell dung until an election date for the Supreme Soviet is announced (which will be never, mind you)

Rosie dung? Talk about Augean stables. Once Rosie was here at Rancho del Rio Grande and I had to get out the entire Brownsville Fire Department, with an assist from McAllen and Harlingen, to bring their pumper trucks to sluice out the ranch. There was so much dung that it covered TX 100; flooded the Yacht Club in Port Isabel to the second floor, and knocked the Queen Isabela Causeway off its piers so that ferries had to be be brought in from Galveston so that South Padre Island wouldn't be isolated. I had to helicopter to Bridgepoint and ran up the fire escape to Condo 804 and even then the dung formed a heaving, sweating mass. And you ought to have seen Our Many Titted Empress and Nansky in Mr. Reno's pickup, swimming in this river of Rosie dung filching the wallets of people who had drowned. They passed by the babies, of course, once Hillary had enough for Sunday luncheon, but never tired of the wallets.

And Renko, I've been entering into investigations about smuggling some Vietnamese in who normally do nails. They can do a good sideline in serial numbers with fetching appliques and chromatic rainbows, for, of course, an extra fee.

Meow wrote:All elections will cease due to counter-revolutionary codes being enacted and subversive hate-speech being issued by the Party Control Committee. All those associated with the said committee will be flogged and forced to shovel Rosie O'Donnell dung until an election date for the Supreme Soviet is announced (which will be never, mind you).

Meow, as much as I esteem you, is that not harsh? Once Rosie was here at Rancho del Rio Grande and I had to call in the pumper trucks from the fire departments of Brownsville, Harlingen, and McAllen to sluice out the patio; three cabanas were washed into the Rio Grande. The dung formed a wave which completely filed up TX 100, and put Port Isabel under 8' of Rosie dung, and all those ruined orange groves mean that your price for orange juice will go up--unless you steal an orchard, of course.

The brown tide knocked the Queen Isabela Causeway off its pylons and isolated South Padre Island. Fortunately I'd commandeered a Sikorsky and flown it to Bridgepoint on SPI and even from Condo 804 it was so high that I heard a noise and it was the bumper of Mr. Reno's pick-up truck sailing the river of Rosie shit, with Our Many Titted Empress HRC and Nansky in the back filching wallets from corpses. And the din was horrible--HRC had gotten all the babies she needed for her Sunday meatloaf but has the idea they keep better if they're not, er, prepared just before cooking.

And Renko, I have entered into negotiations with some Vietnamese nail-parlor owners to expand into a nice line of serial-number tattoos in chromatic colors using ink filched from the Treasury printing presses. Nothing like the sheen of dichromatic ink under an interrogation light.

Brings a tear to my eyes. Just think if we'd had that technology at Bergen Belsen!

Oh glorious solicalist day!!
rove is dead!
and
I must accept this honor with deepest thanks to the party, Chairman Punchenko, and my party of comrades. The party is always correct. My deepest sympathies to the falsely accused.
My first act as commissar is to request a vote on making this day, august 15th, 2007, "Comrade Commissar investigator renko on election to the inner circle by Comrade Chairman Punchenko & the inner circle day".

As the appointed head of the People's Commissariat For Justice, I shall choose my deputies to advise me wisely, with party approval. As for my collegium, I wish to include Chairman Punchenko, Commissar Theocritus, and Zampolit blokheyev, if they would be so kind as to advise.
Now that I have immunity, I wish to laugh at all the little proles I stepped on getting here.
The Party has told me that Comrade Kommissar Sister Massively opiated is throwing the welcomeing party. I respectfully request those at or above me attend if possible, and those below me better be there.

I also would like to ask of Comrade Sister massively opiated if I could take delivery of my limo zil with the proper plates so that I my travel in the empty reserved left lane.
power to the people



research: The People's Commissariats
Each Commissar was head of commissariat and had several deputies and a collegium which functioned as a deliberative body to advise the commissar.

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:

An unusually Sober Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Comrade Renko is PARDONED and PROMOTED to Commissar since he knows Socialist law so well.

I concur!!! Yet, he needs to be mindful not to trifle with the Inner Circle!

I would like to take this opportunity to present Comrade Renko with The Order Of Hillary for his outstanding service to The Party.

Congratulations, Comrade Kommissarinvestigator renko!!!

--
Blokhayev

Who knew that denouncing powerful party members would move you up the ladder so quickly and even receive an award. What a great and glorous Party we have.
thank you comrade Zampolit blokayev on my first HILLARY!!

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I had to get out the entire Brownsville Fire Department, with an assist from McAllen and Harlingen, to bring their pumper trucks to sluice out the ranch. There was so much dung that it covered TX 100; flooded the Yacht Club in Port Isabel to the second floor, and knocked the Queen Isabela Causeway off its piers so that ferries had to be be brought in from Galveston so that South Padre Island wouldn't be isolated.

Commissar! I was not aware you are a Texican! Why, for a few years back just before the evil Reagan took control of the imperialist forces, the Pup was doing missionary work bringing good Louisiana manners and fine cuisine to the wayward Texicans in Nacogdoches.

Seriously, this old Pup loves Texas and Texicans.... hey, at least ya' ain't yankees! LOL

"Commissar Theocritus"

And Renko, I have entered into negotiations with some Vietnamese nail-parlor owners to expand into a nice line of serial-number tattoos in chromatic colors using ink filched from the Treasury printing presses. Nothing like the sheen of dichromatic ink under an interrogation light.

Brings a tear to my eyes. Just think if we'd had that technology at Bergen Belsen!

I will have to personally "investigate" each and every one of these "nail parlor owners" girls.
Please continue Commissar Theocritus with great money making ideas and let me know if the nose ring idea giving to me by Comrade zampolit Blokhayev is profitable using those siberian girls working off their transportation fees they agreed to pay.

My second act is to congratulate Comrade Chairman punchenko on his raise.

My third act is to condemn the entire Party control committee for trying to unseat our glorious leader, who showed me the error of my ways.

Commissar investaga renko wrote:"Commissar Theocritus"

And Renko, I have entered into negotiations with some Vietnamese nail-parlor owners to expand into a nice line of serial-number tattoos in chromatic colors using ink filched from the Treasury printing presses. Nothing like the sheen of dichromatic ink under an interrogation light.

Brings a tear to my eyes. Just think if we'd had that technology at Bergen Belsen!

I will have to personally "investigate" each and every one of these "nail parlor owners" girls.
Please continue Commissar Theocritus with great money making ideas and let me know if the nose ring idea giving to me by Comrade zampolit Blokhayev is profitable using those siberian girls working off their transportation fees they agreed to pay.

Comrade, if we have the ink from the treasury, why are we not printing money? Do you need me to lean on some printshop people until they come around. please advise.

Commissar Renko wrote:My second act is to congratulate Comrade Chairman punchenko on his raise.

You learn quickly, Commissar Renko. Kissing ass is always acceptable to the Party... its how we get around here (and survive). And, for the record, you received a promotion not because you did something right. No no, you received a promotion because you failed miserably (which is ethical winning, mind you) all the while making me look extremely good and competent in the eyes of my peers.

You see, I like to hand out promotions like candy, Commissar Renko - kind of my thing to keep morale up and pie off enemies, rivals and ex-wives. With that said, it is always nice to have an idealistic newcomer fueled by the passion of Marx and Lenin to commit him/her/itself to the Party for all eternity! Just think, Commissar Renko! One day you and the others who I handed a promotion to will have a windowless office deep in the basement of Party HQ. There you will spend your time denouncing co-workers, friends, family members and even pets as you sort through stacks of papers while feverishly smoking like a freight train! Oh the life that is! And someday soon, with hard work, failure, and the appropriate use of your index finger to blame others for mistakes, you will slowly rise through the Party hierarchy and one day stand before Her Excellency in all Her shining glory! Oh what a happy day that will be for you!

Let me be the first to condemn the EVIL BUSH & HIS HENCHMAN ROVE for destroying Peru with the earthquake machine he has been hiding. Rise up people and dispose of this national embarrassment and allow the rightful dear leader hitlary take its place at the peoples table.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:

Commissar Renko wrote:My second act is to congratulate Comrade Chairman punchenko on his raise.

You learn quickly, Commissar Renko. Kissing ass is always acceptable to the Party... its how we get around here (and survive). And, for the record, you received a promotion not because you did something right. No no, you received a promotion because you failed miserably (which is ethical winning, mind you) all the while making me look extremely good and competent in the eyes of my peers.

You see, I like to hand out promotions like candy, Commissar Renko - kind of my thing to keep morale up and pie off enemies, rivals and ex-wives. With that said, it is always nice to have an idealistic newcomer fueled by the passion of Marx and Lenin to commit him/her/itself to the Party for all eternity! Just think, Commissar Renko! One day you and the others who I handed a promotion to will have a windowless office deep in the basement of Party HQ. There you will spend your time denouncing co-workers, friends, family members and even pets as you sort through stacks of papers while feverishly smoking like a freight train! Oh the life that is! And someday soon, with hard work, failure, and the appropriate use of your index finger to blame others for mistakes, you will slowly rise through the Party hierarchy and one day stand before Her Excellency in all Her shining glory! Oh what a happy day that will be for you!

I am so honored that you would take the time and lay out my future party promotions. By the way, my cat puked on the rug. Can I send the offending cat to the gulag for reeducation?

No, Commissar Renko, why send the cat when it is not the cat's fault? It's the Bushitler's fault, of course. That is the first thing in the mantra that you must learn: read <i>Das Kapital</i>, which in the new DNC translation, sponsored by George Soros, has only three words, "It's Bush's fault" repeated 30,000 times.

It's a hard thing I know to become a Party Hadj, but if you memorize that, it can be done. The tricky thing is to say "It's Bush's fault" <b>at least</b> 30,001 times. 30,000 won't do for that does not display the proper progressive fervor.

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Comrades!

How many Party Progressives does it take to screw in a light bulb For The Children™ and The Common Good™?

None! We just sit around and demand that there should be a government program for that and blame Bush for the darkness.

... and we demand that the light bulb be Eco-Friendly and filled to the brim with dangerous mercury. And once the damn thing breaks on your carpet... well, we have a handful of government agencies that will be happy to charge you for the clean up.

We do it..... FOR THE CHILDREN!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:... and we demand that the light bulb be Eco-Friendly and filled to the brim with dangerous mercury. And once the damn thing breaks on your carpet... well, we have a handful of government agencies that will be happy to charge you for the clean up.

Eh? We are supposed to clean up mercury? This comrade must not have got the latest memo. I have found it to be an excellent food additive for the proles, it seems to give them that "full" feeling.

Comrades, I have investigated the production of the grand & glorious bulb our great socialist science has produced.I have found that the commissar in charge of the five year plan on the bulb has been stealing mercury and selling it to the evil bush hitler capitalistic regime in the hated west. Bush must be using the mind control machine on our comrade. I placed his tin-foil hat on and instantly he came to his senses and told me that he had been using the profit to build his dacha on the Black Sea.
So I am proud to announce that we all are invited to a masquerade ball followed by fireworks.
Also, I have denounced the factory manager for failing to fulfil the five year plan. He claimed a shortage of mercury. So I also condemed several proles to the gulag for not mining the mineral fast enough.

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Those above me have questioned how i reach thrity thousand so quickly so I will tell you. I beat my proles who were saying it harder than anyone before.

Comrade Renko, you have passed your test. Only true proles would ever actually do the counting. That's what proles are <i>for</i>. That, and organ transplants. Hell, half my proles only have one kidney and I'm even doing genetic experiments to raise proles with more than one liver and more than two kidneys and three lungs, and have had some success. Dr. Mengele has been most helpful. We're breeding these with pin-heads too, microcephalics, because I don't want them plotting against me, and when I get one with a hat size of 1.5, I'm going to move him to Nevada and run him against Harry Reid. I figure that Nevada insists on a pin head but Reid, despite doing the Party's work, is just a little bit unstable and even a bit too stupid. I figure that a pin head ought to be about right.

And Laika, being by training a mathematician, I tend to generalize as much as possible. I have come to the conclusion that the real problem with our Progressive Agenda and our Kind, Karing, Kompassionate Werk that we do, for The People™, of course, and for those hordes of smelly dirty, er, darling hopes of the future, the Green Roswell Children..Bruno! What the hell did you put in my Mumbai Non-Conflict martini? Some of those pills that Teddy left? I <i>told</i> you his drugs are too strong, you silly bitch. I'm taking away your leather bustier for a week, and quit blubbering!

Now where was I? Oh. That generalization stuff. The problem is that people think, or some of them do, despite our infiltration of the NEA and the MLA and <i>The New York Times</i> and CBS--you know the lot. One or two of those people will use ze little gray cells, damn them.

It all started with Aristotle. He is the one who said that you ought to think, and I don't like that. You ought to feel. You ought to feel what I tell you you ought to feel, and that's that.

Aristotle is Bush's fault.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:It all started with Aristotle. He is the one who said that you ought to think, and I don't like that.

What we need here is less thinking and more critical thinking, comrades!

Things *critical* to think about

How Global Warming is real and will destroy the Earth Mother unless we all *collectively* submit ourselves to Communism (with even more totalitarianism if possible, comrades).

How Communism is superior and the only logical evolutionary step above capitalism which will lead the masses into a perpetual state of bliss and plenty.

How our ancestors were monkeys (macaca) slinging poop at one another and how over millions of years (or billions... maybe even trillions depending on what Goremon Priest of Science you speak to) became The People.

How stem cells will cure all the world's ails and raise the dead from their graves.... oh wait, we can't have the dead coming back! Sheesh! What the hell are we thinking to bring them back... to do so would jeopardize our chances of ever successfully rigging an election again! ACORN would have a fit if we were to that! A fit I tell ya! Let's just stick to curing all the world's ails and allowing Superman to walk again.

How everything you know to be real might not be in fact "real" but is instead a sophisticated computer simulation in which we are all apart of.

How Al Gore created the internet.

How everything you were taught about Western Civilization is utterly untrue and a complete lie thrusted upon you by the Zionist World Government which plans to enslave us all with clever marketing schemes designed to sell their products for profits... obscene profits, that is! (phew... long sentence.)

How 9/11 was an inside job along with the moon landing, the grassy knoll and, my personal favorite, who really shot J.R from the hit show Dallas.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:How stem cells will cure all the world's ails and raise the dead from their graves.... oh wait, we can't have the dead coming back! Sheesh! What the hell are we thinking to bring them back... to do so would jeopardize our chances of ever successfully rigging an election again!

Yes, we only need their votes da? And we already control that. For their actual return would only put pressure on the proles food supply. Of course that is no concern of ours. However, I can foresee how we could actually make use of stem cells to raise the dead, and therefore make the proles food supply even more meager than it is which could serve the Party by:

1. Demonstrating to the proles how good they had it when they were complaining about only having 2 puddles to share with their village.
2. Using the undead as a labor pool to be used in areas where the Party needs some extra "ex-man"power.
3. When the undead are no longer needed, we can purge them again and thereby increasing the food supply to the remaining proles so we can trumpet the Party's progress at increasing the food supply and proving once again to the remnant proles that the Party cares *wink* about them.

Perhaps the good Dr. Mengle could add this to his pet projects?

Commissar Pupovich and Chairman Meow, you have inspired me. After the newly risen proles are worked to death again, we will feed them with Green Soylent Green! Sean Penn and Robert Redford will star with a cameo from Hugo Chavez, and we will empty out the nursing homes of useless people--if you don't even have teeth to chew the seal hides, what use are you?

I really like that forward-looking movie <i>The Matrix</i>. It's all bullshit, of course; people are not really exothermic, except of course for our Many Titted Empress, who was poured, like Hoover Dam, about the same time and like Hoover Dam has not cooled yet. But I like the idea of giving them memories which means that we can take their identities and then ring the changes on them--four or five people hooked up in those pods will be enough votes to swing any election. Do the math: 23 chromosomes to the 5th power and that's even leaving the chromosomes intact.

We don't even have to vote graveyards that way.

Clearly we may be on to a wonderful plan which I am almost certain the Inner Circle will approve, and no doubt the Many Titted Empress will be delighted with our plans for the undead! The possibilities are nearly endless. After all, there is no reason why ordinary physical death should end the usefulness of these slackers.

Bill Buckley's grandfather was the sheriff of Duval County, Texas, and he died in 1906. Nonetheless he voted for Landslide Lyndon Johnson. True.

Comrades, I 've had my deputies studying Comrade Lenin's ways. He starved millions dead (They might still be pissed at us, those who want to wake them)and made the rest of the proles watch him steal unimaginable wealth in the name of the people TM from the church's of the day. Chump change to us today, but what about the gasoline supply.
WE must get it away from that evil bushtler. Let the dear leader shut-it off and we blame the kulaks & the bourgeoisie. Have the proles we have shackled to the ground in Chernobyl rampage the people in a proletarian revolution. While we take control of the evil oil companies wealth in the name of the people. The Lumpenproletariat ought to scare the masses long enough for us to strangle their gas supply. That should give our fat lady a chance to sing "HAIL TO THE CHIEF".

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Bill Buckley's grandfather was the sheriff of Duval County, Texas, and he died in 1906. Nonetheless he voted for Landslide Lyndon Johnson. True.

We are no slouches here in Louisiana either when it comes to voting. But we must be vigilant as there are anti-progressive forces that seek to suppress the dead vote, denying for all eternity the right of the dead to lie in a community with no representation!

Dead man running
There were 25 candidates for mayor of New Orleans last month. One of them was legendary rhythm-and-blues musician Ernie K-Doe. He had a lot going for -- name recognition and, as his wife said: "He gets the job done. The guy has soul." He also happened to be dead, which would have made him incorruptible, but, in the end, it disqualified him from running for mayor, though not from voting in New Orleans. Lt. Gov. Mitch Landrieu faces Mayor Ray Nagin in a Saturday runoff.

Commissar investaga renko wrote:Chump change to us today, but what about the gasoline supply....While we take control of the evil oil companies wealth in the name of the people. The Lumpenproletariat ought to scare the masses long enough for us to strangle their gas supply.

Ah, but consider this... the oil companies are true capitalists in the purest form, not the wishy washy, kumbahyah capitalists who wish to be rich, yet have remnants of what some would describe as a "soul" or "heart," burdened by feelings and pet causes. The oil capitalists have no heart, they will do business with the devil himself as long as they get their share... not unlike us, Da? Nor do they mind paying their tribute to those who empower them to suck the life's blood from the proles and as you know, they are most efficient in this endeavor. So of course we can use them to do our bidding, and they will not complain, as long as they get a slice of the action... for the People.

Of course I only suggest this for the near term. What I wish to suggest is that the big oil capitalists should perhaps be the last that are put under the ever so gentle boots of the Party because they can be used so easily to produce the wealth that we.... er... the People will need in the early days as we build upon our victory and achievement of Pure Party Progress.

And oil is <i>such</i> a useful tool. Dear Vlad Putin is really putting the screws to Les Froggies and Die Krauten with the hydrocarbons. My kind of man, but then he is from the mother country, isn't it?

Get 'em addicted and then go up on the price. Like a dealer selling crack. I love it. It makes this old commie heart warm.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I really like that forward-looking movie <i>The Matrix</i>. It's all bullshit, of course; people are not really exothermic...

Actually... I'm pretty sure we are, since we generally give off heat. However, we can't ultimately give off more heat than the energy we take in or have already stored - difference being heat and energy... heat is simply one type of energy... so, we take in so many calories of food; a calorie being a measurement of energy, and we give off heat... we produce it as part of chemical reactions wherein we are processing or burning or... well... wherein the calories we take in are changed, in part, to heat (and other energy) in a chemical reaction... so we are exothermic, but not efficiently enough for the idea in the Matrix to make sense necessarily... bottom line is, everything is stored energy, which can theoretically be released through different types of chemical or physical reactions (or absorbed, sometimes, if that is what is necesary for the proper state change or reaction to occur)... but too often the amount of energy necessary to achieve the desired reaction outstrips the amount of energy one will produce as part of the reaction, and so it's pointless to bother.

It's the whole E=MC2 thing... energy = mass x the speed of light squared, but to get a mass up to the speed of light you need to put so much energy into the system that by the time you have, the point of turning mass into energy has become almost too difficult to bother... it's impossible at this point (sort of - this is really oversimplifying it)... Also, there's that whole the first law of thermodynamics - the conservation of energy for thermodynamic systems (not to be confused with the first law of thermodynamics for physics, which refers to closed systems, which a human is not). The first law of thermodynamic states that energy can not be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another, like electricity hitting a resistor and changing into heat... or kinetic energy hitting friction and changing into heat... or chemicals reacting - releasing their stored energy, kind of - and changing into heat... though some miniscule amount will always be lost, which is entropy, and why the universe will one day die a cold death... but all that said, we are exothermic... just not efficiently enough so to make The Matrix make sense, since we'd have to take in more nutrition than we could change into viable energy (it takes energy to change from one state to another, whether that energy is released or absorbed)... so in that respect, we're not batteries... or at least, not useful ones...

I heard, but can hardly credit, that to accelerate a proton to half the speed of light would require the conversion to energy of all the matter in the universe because, as E=mc2 says, the mass approaches infinity.

Too bad we cannot rely on the old British aphorism which runs something like, "A lie can run around the world while the truth is getting its boots on."

If we could work that out, Our Many Titted Empress's fat ass would weigh one microgram.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:And oil is <i>such</i> a useful tool. Dear Vlad Putin is really putting the screws to Les Froggies and Die Krauten with the hydrocarbons.

You know, the news media even reported this the other day, how Uncle Putin was using the oil to pay for the Peace flights to airlift food and medicines here to the People. What a guy!

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:...so we are exothermic

Yes, we are definitely exothermic, all the evidence that is necessary is to examine the hot air from politicians....

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:....you need to put so much energy into the system that by the time you have, the point of turning mass into energy has become almost too difficult to bother...

Actually, the Pup doesn't want to be pricky... er... picky, we are very capable of "turning mass into energy," the Party's peacekeeping nukes are most efficient at doing that. I know what you meant, but the correct wording would be how much energy that would be required to accelerate a mass to the speed of light.

As for the universe eventually dying a cold death based on the law of entropy is not certain. There are other theories on this. For instance, some believe that the universe, it may well expand to a certain point, then stop, and gradually collapse into itself again to set off yet another big bang one day. Of course that would be a whole new universe, perhaps with even far different physical laws. Another thing that to me seems to argue against the entropy theory is that it would seem to this amateur Pup, that it assumes the universe as a "closed" system itself. But we now know that there is indeed matter that "pops" out of nowhere, at least at the quantum level. All I am certain about is that while we know so much about the universe, there is still so much we don't that all we can do is theorize at this point when it comes to such matters. The things that go on at the quantum level are so bizarre that I personally characterize them as being the footprints of God.

I'll break out the really heavy duty plastic drop cloths

But plastic is made from petroleum! That would be encouraging the drilling of Alaskan oil which we are totally against. Use hemp drop cloths instead.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I heard, but can hardly credit, that to accelerate a proton to half the speed of light would require the conversion to energy of all the matter in the universe because, as E=mc2 says, the mass approaches infinity.

Too bad we cannot rely on the old British aphorism which runs something like, "A lie can run around the world while the truth is getting its boots on."

If we could work that out, Our Many Titted Empress's fat ass would weigh one microgram.

In Elegant Universe, by Brian Greene, he explains it better than anyone ever has before and in absolute layman's terms... it's... well... elegant... there's a very small drawing that lays out the entire concept in two dimensions and it makes perfect sense - and he presents it in a way that is absolutely intuitive... It's a great book and he did a wonderful job with it, if you're even in the mood to put up your feet and read about special and general relativity and string theory... heheheheh

Premier Betty wrote:

But plastic is made from petroleum! That would be encouraging the drilling of Alaskan oil which we are totally against. Use hemp drop cloths instead.

Oh, but what sort of mates can be made from hemp cloth for us...er... those who are appliance attracted? You certainly aren't an appliancephobe are you?
Besides, why oppose drilling in Alaska? We are only against drilling for oil there to enrich the non-progressives. Once we are in control, that will no longer be an issue. You sure don't see Uncle Putin hesitate to drill for oil in that pristine Siberia.

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:In Elegant Universe, by Brian Greene, he explains it better than anyone ever has before and in absolute layman's terms... it's... well... elegant... there's a very small drawing that lays out the entire concept in two dimensions and it makes perfect sense - and he presents it in a way that is absolutely intuitive... It's a great book and he did a wonderful job with it, if you're even in the mood to put up your feet and read about special and general relativity and string theory... heheheheh

May I suggest another excellent book that touches on a lot of these issues as well, and is also in layman's terms. It's been out for years, and I have reread it several times. About Time: Einstein's Unfinished Revolution by Paul Davies

Alas, Amazon.com has more of my my money. Come the true revolution, Steve Bezos will be Bruno's servant. This will surely do more to dispel my ignorance than popular-science programs which rub shoulders with the saga of Our Working Brothers driving on ice roads servicing the Ekati diamond mines.

However, I admit this only in camera for ignorance is to be cherished. If it were to get out that I were trying to cure ignorance then I would be accused of mindism and summarily expelled from the party.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:However, I admit this only in camera for ignorance is to be cherished. If it were to get out that I were trying to cure ignorance then I would be accused of mindism and summarily expelled from the party.

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.... ah, forgive please... the Pup is still spewing after seeing the mime's "porn" video on that old thread.

Commissar Pupovich, I commend, again, your diligence. I spend so much time every day with my Size 12 EEEE shoes on proles' necks that although I have heard, in legend and song, about the Mime, I have never had time to find the mime. I have been promised a troll hunt, but have not had one. Would you be good enough to point out the old thread with the Mime? I have reviewed his posts and nearly all are deleted in a fit of pique like a sorority girl with a chipped fingernail.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Commissar Pupovich, I commend, again, your diligence. I spend so much time every day with my Size 12 EEEE shoes on proles' necks that although I have heard, in legend and song, about the Mime, I have never had time to find the mime. I have been promised a troll hunt, but have not had one. Would you be good enough to point out the old thread with the Mime? I have reviewed his posts and nearly all are deleted in a fit of pique like a sorority girl with a chipped fingernail.

Laika pointed out that the porno mime is not the same as The Mime, which as I told her, scared this old Pup right out of his paws! To think there is more than one mime outside of France is enough to make me hide under the bed! Though how you can tell the difference in one clowns... er... mime face and another is beyond me. Of course she is the power behind the tin foil hats so I suppose she has that power. Don't ask the Pup why he called Laika a she....My tinfoil hat may be out of whack.

Anyway, that is a hard thread to find. Sometimes I get a message saying it doesn't exist. But this is the link, it is the 4th page of the thread you mentioned with all the deleted posts.

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopi ... 7447#17447

I suspect that I pine for a troll hunt because daily people call me to say things like, "Luis drove in from California today and we'll come in to sign the papers tomorrow." Like an entire real-estate closing is ordered like a Big Mac. Ellen, one of my secretaries, said, "It's because you can wave your hands and do it." Damned macho. I need to piss and moan more.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I suspect that I pine for a troll hunt

Fear not, lets face it, trolls are like a Bush lie... there will be one around any moment...

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As our great leader, Uncle Joe said, "Never have so many given so much for so few."
Comrades, if you look closely at the video and photos of the bridge collapse you will see, yes, little explosive clouds around the tension points of the bridge. This is definite evidence that this was no accident but A CONTROLLED DEMOLITION of one of our infrastructure pieces. In fact, if you watch the video long enough what looks like an airplane is actually flown into the bridge but it isn't an airplane it's actually a missile sent by the Bush government to kills thousands of innocent civilians so that he and his Zionist cronies can steal the massive amounts of gold that Tim Pawlenty secretly stores under the I35 bridge (in the water, next to the pylons, in a strange but vaguely erotic box). Keep staring at the video screen and ignore the burning smell of your hemp cigarette making contact with your ratty tie dyed earth friendly jeans and you will be rewarded by a visual at the end of the video of that clearly shows George Bush himself (now mutated and grown to ten stories tall) attacking the rescue workers and local protesters with his ferocious claws, toxic ionized breath, and the massive booziasms of that chick photographed by Comrade Garcia.
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This is living proof, comrades, that Bush is the devil and Hitler at the same time (and that he vacillates between the two personalities except on Saturday when he transforms into a severely handicapped individual who has to have his chin wiped by Condi Rice).

Sorry, but this is rich:

Over at MinneaPolitics.com, in an August 1 article "Live From Minneapolis: Our Dirty Laundry," Bretton Jones writes,

"I'm feeling a little down about our bridge collapsing with many of my fellow humans on it, and I can't help but feel the desire to go straight for the money that should have been used on my cities' federally funded, interstate highway infrastructure by re-appropriating it directly from Blackwater and Haliburton."

Jones concludes with "IMPEACH BUSH RECALL PAWLENTY." (Tim Pawlenty is the second term Republican governor of Minnesota.)

Bretton Jones was feeling down about the bridge collapse? Down? Bridge collapse? Oh that's too funny.

Bretton Jones is not a good Party Member although he tries to talk the talk and walk the walk. If he were a good party member he would never have let Halliburton and Blackadder appropriate the money in the first place. Silly bugger.

Still, I like his free and easy use of the idea of appropriating. That shows a true collectivist spirit.

Does any of the Inner Circle know where he lives, if he has any good electronics, and if his car is worth driving?

Red, I just deleted a porn spam comment. Although the images posted where very graphic (lots of anal and etc...), I wasn't sure it was porn spam. However after several hours of "research" I reached the conclusion that yes it definitely was. I'll search the Cube for other offensive material.

Thanks! I'm going out of town for a couple of days, so if you and the comrades could keep an eye on the posts, it would be very helpful.