FALLING UNDER THE BUS - CUBE MEMBERSHIP BENEFITS

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One common phenomenon among friends and family of the Dэaя Lэadэя is to be thrown under the bus to help the cause. No other lэadэя in recent history except Stalin has had such an illustrious career.

So as we ponder the fate of one of the illustrious lэadэяs in Яэvolutioиaяy Movэmэиts, we should ask ourselves, "Am I next to fall under the bus to pave the way for Иэxt Tuэsday™? What can I do to pave the way for Social Utopia?" In most cases, it only takes a hand shake and a few million dollars given to the Dэaя Lэadэя's election campaign. Already Komrade Hugo is quaking in his jackboots happily expecting to provide such exemplary labor of love in the near future.



Purges are a wonderful sign that Яэvolutioиaяy Lэadэяs are doing their job of bringing about permanent change at least for the purged. The Dэaя Lэadэя is doing a superb job at it.

All hail the Dэaя Lэadэя!!!!!!
 

If our beloved Satan MTE shows up anywhere near you, uhhh, please let the collective know who to charge the bullet to.