February 30th has been declared "White Pride Day". Celebrate your whiteness on this most hallowed of days at the end of Black History Month.

Let all white people, including Black and Hispanic white supremacists, come together to celebrate all the achievements of white people all over the world.

This will be a grand celebration of achievements in science, industry, business, religion, politics and conquering other nations.

Join together for the celebrations at the White House! Everyone is welcome!

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑

1/14/2023, 2:45 pm

February 30th has been declared "White Pride Day". Celebrate your whiteness on this most hallowed of days at the end of Black History Month.

Let all white people, including Black and Hispanic white supremacists, come together to celebrate all the achievements of white people all over the world.

This will be a grand celebration of achievements in science, industry, business, religion, politics and conquering other nations.

Join together for the celebrations at the White House! Everyone is welcome!

Most equal post, Kapitan. Now that I have cleaned the beet vodka I spit out from my screen and keyboard, I am 100% on board.  Getting in my flux capacitor powered DeLorean time now. 

February 30 Was a Real Date

 Today, the month of February has 28 days in common years and 29 days in leap years. But February 30 has been a real date at least twice in history.

February 30 happened in Sweden in 1712.

Sweden added the date to its 1712 calendar following an earlier calendar error; the Soviet Union observed February 30 in 1930 and 1931 in an attempt to cut seven-day weeks into five-day weeks and to introduce 30-day months for every working month.

Sweden’s 30 Days of February

In 1700, Sweden, which included Finland at the time, planned to convert from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar.

Therefore 1700, which should have been a leap year in the Julian calendar, was not a leap year in Sweden. However, 1704 and 1708 became leap years by error. This left Sweden out of synchronization with both the Julian and the Gregorian calendars, so the country reverted back to the Julian calendar.

February 30, 1712, came into existence in Sweden when the Julian calendar was restored and 2 leap days were added that year. Sweden’s final conversion to the Gregorian calendar occurred in 1753, when an 11-day correction was applied so that February 17 was succeeded by March 1 that year. Not everyone was pleased with the calendar reform. Some people believed it stole 11 days of their lives.

The Soviet Revolutionary Calendar

February 30 existed from 1930–1931 after the Soviet Union introduced a revolutionary calendar in 1929. This calendar featured five-day weeks, 30-day months for every working month, and the remaining five or six days were “monthless” holidays. The abolition of the seven-day week in favor of a five-day week was intended to improve industrial efficiency by avoiding the regular interruption of a non-working day.

Restored Week in 1940

However, the Gregorian calendar continued to be used in the Soviet Union during this period. This is confirmed by successive dates found in daily issues of Pravda, the official newspaper of the Communist Party, in which February had 28 days in 1930 and 1931, in accordance with the Gregorian calendar. The Soviet revolutionary calendar was discarded as it was difficult to eliminate the Sunday rest tradition. The original seven-day week was restored in 1940.

The 13th century scholar Johannes de Sacrobosco claimed that February had 30 days in leap years between 45 BCE and 8 BCE in the Julian calendar, when February was shortened to give the month of August the same length as the month of July. However, historical evidence relating to the Julian calendar refutes Sacrobosco, who was critical of that particular calendar.

Wonderful appraisal, comrade Kim. Just goes to show how imaginative and inventive white people can be. The Jewish people have a different calendar. They add an entire month every 3 years, depending on the lunar cycle.

I'm wondering if that is a month we can attach to a celebration.

Comrade Marsupial,

What is this? A special day to celebrate WHITENESS??? And not just any old day either, but FEBUARY 30th!!! Why do white people get a day so special that it's not even on the calendar? I knew it! I knew it all along that the calendar was RACIST™ and that there were days that did not appear for POC™, but only to the white cabal. Something must be done to stop this celebration of RACISM™, Colonialism and bigotry.

I remain
Dr. Chicago

Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑

1/14/2023, 4:43 pm

Comrade Marsupial,

What is this? A special day to celebrate WHITENESS??? And not just any old day either, but FEBUARY 30th!!! Why do white people get a day so special that it's not even on the calendar? I knew it! I knew it all along that the calendar was RACIST™ and that there were days that did not appear for POC™, but only to the white cabal. Something must be done to stop this celebration of RACISM™, Colonialism and bigotry.

I remain
Dr. Chicago

Indeed, Comrade Chicago. Something as traumatic as this should require medical intervention (JIFFY-LOBOs) and revolutionary attention, some time in October.
 

Comrades, the obvious problem, be it "celebrating whiteness", racism, colonialism, male pattern baldness, ingrown toenails, climate change, and the revelation of Cho Bi Den's secret documents and red flag laws that seem to be coming from the MSM's esophagus can simply be attributed to not eating enough bugs. Remember, when the evil forces destroyed Hometree on Pandora by the forces of Colonel Miles Quaritch, the Germans who raided and destroyed Pearl Harbor, and Noah's flood which was precipitated by the Orange Man refusing to ratify Kyoto..... why there is nothing better than a flaming dish of sauteed larvae with etymological wing sauce to cure any and all issues.

If that comes with blue cheese, I'm all in.

No, it comes with green cheese with reconstituted plant extract served in a recycled container that self-dissolves and is garnished with little windmills instead of paper umbrellas along with a Mobius napkin....recycled of course!

I hope those napkins are recycled toilet paper.