Feminist Needs Money to Bake Her Famous Sourdough


Can her experiment really tighten her up? Donate and find out! Please give as much money as you can to fellow progressive Zoe Stavri. Ms Stavri needs money to grow additional yeast to bake her one of a kind sourdough bread. Does this bread tighten her up...I'm not sure and I'm guessing it's not as easy as we may think....dealing with the mess she has down there.
So many haters out there tried to shut down Ms Stavri's health minded ingenuity with hate filled tweets such as: "You dirty dirty bitch go lob yourself into the Atlantic please." But the hate doesn't even phase her, she continues like nothing ever was said...like no one else exists except her. It's kind of amazing.
The charming girl is begging for help with her cause. After reviewing her situation, and as acting fiduciary for my parent's retirement savings, I cashed it out and wired most of it (after taxes) to the humble Zoe. My guess is Thanksgiving ™ won't be the same this year.


I always need a nap afterwards.


[OFF]
I'm probably not going to be eating bread for some time, we'll just leave it at that. But this is NOTHING compared to the "Blood" Pancakes that some other mental deficient did.















Many of you do not realize that Ivan runs The People's Bakery™!
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Pamalinsky
Speaking of STD's, here ya go, Comrades. Tony Orlando says it all. So goes the cultural revolution! Forward!I like this one better. Sounds more sentimental, and I have a decently sentimental heart:
And I always like to give a few historical tidbits throughout the day, especially those involving Revolutionary Brethren, so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b9KahZMOKM


Comrade Putout
.Many of you do not realize that Ivan runs The People's Bakery™!
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How revolutionary! Only the rich can afford the premium bread (it's 25 cents for the standard vs 5.76 dollars for the premium)! We're secretly planting the rich with Revolutionary Juices that can be awakened later with a special code word, perhaps transmitted via mail or telephone.




Soon, you will be able to get
Monica Lewinski
Sandra Fluke
Lena Dunham
and OH GOD NO!! Not Hillary Clinton <gag> <retch>
[heading into the bathroom to puke]




Mikhail Lysenkomann
I wonder if



Yeast is also used to make beer, you know.
"Bartender, I'll have a Lena Dunham Stout -- and a bucket to throw up in please..."


Mikhail Lysenkomann
So... why stop with bread?Yeast is also used to make beer, you know.
"Bartender, I'll have a Lena Dunham Stout -- and a bucket to throw up in please..."
Rim Shot!









Comrade Stierlitz
Pamalinsky
Speaking of STD's, here ya go, Comrades. Tony Orlando says it all. So goes the cultural revolution! Forward!I like this one better. Sounds more sentimental, and I have a decently sentimental heart:
And I always like to give a few historical tidbits throughout the day, especially those involving Revolutionary Brethren, so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b9KahZMOKM
Good grief, Comrade Stierlitz!
I, a willing participant in our culture, do realize I am supporting pornography. I never knew that until your post.
In fact, the subject of "yeast, in whatever form" being the problem makes me puke.
In my entire 5-year tenure on The People's Cube™ I have never seen a post more gross than this. And, there have been some pretty gross ones.
Do a search for gross posts, they may have been deleted but, you can find them if you are really persistent.
Good luck!


Here's another to show how diversified we are! Aren't we tolerant?:


Pamalinsky
http://nypost.com/2015/11/27/people-having-sex-with-horses-is-on-the-rise-in-switzerland/Here's another to show how diversified we are! Aren't we tolerant?:
Hmmmm.....I wonder?


