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Fight against Climate jammed! Return of Psikhushka needed?

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Comrades !
Our precious Climate requires appropriate measures ! We can not stop now, while the Climate looms over the World Kollektive like a tsunami of molten lava !

That's why climate expert Robert F. Kennedy Jr. yelled in 2007 for trials where climate deniers™ ("sceptics", spit!) had to be dealt with as traitors, with the usual death penalty for treason !

That's why Herr Professor Richard Parncutt, docent of Systematic Musicology at the University of Graz, Austria and expert on Psychology of Music - thereby an authority on all things Climate, barked insanely bolshevically in 2012 for show processes of (spit! spit!) "sceptics", with preprogrammed outcome - denier dead !

And that's also why in March 2016, 17 Attorneys General (16 of them glorious Democrats and one half-kosher Indy, AG of Virgin Islands) stood Heroically for Our Climate and against ClimCatastrophia, chests proudly protruding under the flag of "AGs United for Raw Power", pardon, "AGs United for Clean Power", and revolutionarily shaking their fists swore to beat the crap out of those deniers (spit! spit!).
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Their Wrath & Outrage - wrapped around shyster-correct gobbledygook and ClimCatastrophically enhanced - already reached the pulpits of State Justices ! And next, Glorious Super-AG Loretta L contacted (early March 2016) FBI asking for a strategy to get deniers Lynched, uh, treated ! Yes : Justice Workers of Obama-World - Unite ! The enemy is greasy, treacherous and unclimatic !

But banggg!, here crawl out of their reactionary hole the diehard deniers. Greedy imperialistic fingers, shaky kkkapitalistic hands, sexist-militaristic "ideas" inside their narrow skulls. And of course full with festering miasmata of unclimatically subversive "theses" in their schmutzy minds. Yet at the same time ― know-it-all. "There is no Climate", their claim. Simply mute, deaf, blind. "There is no Climate, so there can't be ClimCatastrophia". Some "deduction", hey. And you can literally see what they are out for - Lynch ! In gallop, though nobody asked them, those despicable miscreants cobbled together a "letter" (as if they knew writing, spit!), and rushed it to Top Prog Comrade Loretta L !

Here a metaphoric picture of the scene : mindless deniers, with a Global-Warming-inducing torch, pass their "letter" (slyly presented as a "Red Thing" !) to Comrade Loretta, who immediately reads them the riot act - sternly, yet in a motherly demeanor ! :

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And now have a look into the snake pit of convoluted lies and fabrications which that "letter" really is (it starts already with a big header - in fascistic Nazi characters ! which, to totally discombobulate the reader, are written in azure blue - the Color of Peace !!!) :


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and look at the effronteries that follow :

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and this :

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and here the devilish scoundrels themselves - they actually had the nerve to come out ! :

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As you see such chutzpah, an idea immediately Blitzes my mind (remember : vee Krauts, vee don't haf "inspirations", vee haf Blitzes! like dsat Blitzkrieg, you knof.) :

Comrades !
Vee haf, uh, We have to reach back to the days of the Monumental Heroic Leninian-Stalinian Exertion of building the Glorious Soviet Communism, and revive their Highly Efficient Tool - Psikhushka ! A tidy, professionally operating psssychiatric ward where highly efficient - yet marxistically-leninistically gone astray - minds were cleaned, reassembled and re-educated, for the Common Good of The Kollektive and of The Children and Grandchildren.

If we don't want to get fried like a Global Heating Omelet, then breaking the Delicate Eggs of supranationally designed Careful Climate Countermeasures must stop !

The Inter-Climatism will prevail !
The breakers of Precious Climatic Eggs must be destroyed !
The scepticist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our Motherly Climate must be crushed !




Ref. :

The letter is here.

A general quickie on "death penalty for climate skeptics" here.

A concise list of green-total-prog punitive rhetoric by public personas in 2005..2015 against those sceptic about the validity of IPCC claims here.

A short overview on violent rhetoric against sceptics, by "prominent" intellectuals (Jim Hansen (NASA) and Joe Romm (Think Progress / Climate Progress) among them) here.

A short overview of Parncutt's green-total idiocy on WUWT (excellent blog on Climate Science, level : for John Doe with good background in Natural Sciences).

Interested in Psikhushka ? Just google it.
If by some chance you meet Dr. Esenin-Volpin there, tell him cheers from Comrade Dummkopf.


Epilogue :

The whole "Climate Catastrophe", "Warming", "Changing", "Anthropogenous CO2 as determinant factor", etc. - it's not about science. It's raw politics (of clearly totalitarian aims).

The "inquisitory" "climatic" shenanigans in Amiland-2016 are out―rage―ous.

Those who carry and sustain "Operation Green Inquisition" are just a new batch of walking bipedal proofs of David Horowitz' thesis :

Inside Every Liberal is a Totalitarian Screaming to Get Out.


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Captain Craptek wrote:(wow!)
Dear Comrade Craptek - here obviously with Science Hat on. I appreciate the sophistication in presenting your complex data - you of course switched to logarithmic scale. Otherwise your diagram, spanning the full 4,5 billion years of Mother Earth History, would go from here to Appalachia.

Only a fool like Goracle doesn't know the logarithmos-shtick (and so, when it came to presenting that Dioxide Hokey Shtick in his Nobel-Prize movie, the idiot had to beg around Hollywood to get hoisted on a manlift to ClimCatastrophia's climax).

The scientificity of your insight is as compelling as the Great Leap Forwards from Marxism to Scientific Marxism (Nauchnyi Marksizm).

Never ever, since the days when logarithmos first claimed his place between my ears, did it appear to me that you could twist it - logarithmos - that drammmatic.

Chapeau! uh, Ushanka! pooh, Papakha!

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Where Is Molecular Justice?

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Comrade Dummkopf,

Oxygen's intimate reaction with virtually anything nearby puts this sociable element in constant jeopardy of bondage. The enslavement of Earth's precious oxygen atoms - first by unregulated hydrogen, and more recently carbon - has plagued oxygen and our planet from earliest times. A careful analysis of ancient rock fragments discovered on New Zealand's Jacquemart Island reveals a sordid tale of imperialism, preferential treatment, and sub-atomic bigotry.

Long before life as we know it developed, there were two basic things here on Earth; the single proto-cell predator Rethuglicannus Vermemis, and dirt. Thriving in the oxygen free atmosphere of early Earth, Rethuglicannus and dirt spread across the surface of the globe unchallenged. But their domination of the planet was short lived.

At the same time, for reasons not fully understood, comets and meteors began ejecting loads of oxygen and miscellaneous space debris as they passed by Earth. Soon the planet was near bursting with every compound and element imaginable, and - since two cells are always better than one - multi cellular life was born.

Researchers tell us that during the Archean Eon (2.5 to 3.5 billion years ago) the newly arriving, undocumented oxygen atoms were easy prey for Earth's dominant element - hydrogen. It was then that pairs of hydrogen atoms would surround and bond with unprotected oxygen atoms outside the moderating influence of sensible government regulation. The result - water, and lots of it!

Along with most of the remaining dirt, Rethuglicannus Vermemis formed a vast, floating field of pond scum which grew and grew till it covered the entire surface of the Earth. Many of the newly developing multi cellular life forms drowned or were eaten by floating blobs of the gluttonous predators who covered themselves with leftover dirt as camouflage.

Earlier, we learned that two hydrogen atoms are required to occupy and control each oxygen atom, thereby limiting the number of hydrogen atoms available to cause mischief. One might assume with water nearly covering the Earth's surface that stress on newly arrived oxygen atoms would be reduced. But sadly, hydrogen's assault on free oxygen was far from over, and there was a new menace waiting in the wings to take its place - carbon.

Unlike two hydrogen atoms sharing a single atom of oxygen, a carbon atom might decide it wants an oxygen atom all to itself - or worse, it could grab two!

Someone once said, “It's hard to keep a good element down.” (see footnote¹) With our options dwindling and time running out we must hope this ancient adage continues to hold true. - Viva-O²

(¹)There is no documentation or proof that anyone ever made this statement.

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Captain Craptek wrote: stress on newly arrived oxygen atoms would be reduced.


Molecular justice indeed!


More new arrivals!

We need a wall, we need it now, and we get them to pay for it... it's going to be great, and it's going to be yuuuuge!

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Captain Craptek wrote:
Where Is Molecular Justice?

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Comrade Dummkopf,

Oxygen's intimate reaction with virtually anything nearby puts this sociable element in constant jeopardy of bondage. The enslavement of Earth's precious oxygen atoms - first by unregulated hydrogen, and more recently carbon - has plagued oxygen and our planet from earliest times. A careful analysis of ancient rock fragments discovered on New Zealand's Jacquemart Island reveals a sordid tale of imperialism, preferential treatment, and sub-atomic bigotry.

Long before life as we know it developed, there were two basic things here on Earth; the single proto-cell predator Rethuglicannus Vermemis, and dirt. Thriving in the oxygen free atmosphere of early Earth, Rethuglicannus and dirt spread across the surface of the globe unchallenged. But their domination of the planet was short lived.

At the same time, for reasons not fully understood, comets and meteors began ejecting loads of oxygen and miscellaneous space debris as they passed by Earth. Soon the planet was near bursting with every compound and element imaginable, and - since two cells are always better than one - multi cellular life was born.

Researchers tell us that during the Archean Eon (2.5 to 3.5 billion years ago) the newly arriving, undocumented oxygen atoms were easy prey for Earth's dominant element - hydrogen. It was then that pairs of hydrogen atoms would surround and bond with unprotected oxygen atoms outside the moderating influence of sensible government regulation. The result - water, and lots of it!

Along with most of the remaining dirt, Rethuglicannus Vermemis formed a vast, floating field of pond scum which grew and grew till it covered the entire surface of the Earth. Many of the newly developing multi cellular life forms drowned or were eaten by floating blobs of the gluttonous predators who covered themselves with leftover dirt as camouflage.

Earlier, we learned that two hydrogen atoms are required to occupy and control each oxygen atom, thereby limiting the number of hydrogen atoms available to cause mischief. One might assume with water nearly covering the Earth's surface that stress on newly arrived oxygen atoms would be reduced. But sadly, hydrogen's assault on free oxygen was far from over, and there was a new menace waiting in the wings to take its place - carbon.

Unlike two hydrogen atoms sharing a single atom of oxygen, a carbon atom might decide it wants an oxygen atom all to itself - or worse, it could grab two!

Someone once said, “It's hard to keep a good element down.” (see footnote¹) With our options dwindling and time running out we must hope this ancient adage continues to hold true. - Viva-O²

(¹)There is no documentation or proof that anyone ever made this statement.

Can you give me the "For Dummies" version? I am a prole and am therefore dumb to any Party Sciences that haven't been translated into prole-speak.

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Captain Craptek wrote:
... Molecular Justice ?
... Oxygen's intimate reaction with virtually anything ... jeopardy of bondage ... [1]

... single proto-cell predator Rethuglicannus Vermemis, and dirt ... oxygen free atmosphere ...

... comets and meteors began ejecting loads of oxygen ... as they passed by ... [2]

... since two cells are always better than one ... .......[yay! d'ya hear, Sub-Binary Prog-Brains ?]

... (2.5 to 3.5 billion years ago) ... newly arriving, undocumented oxygen atoms ... [3]

... easy prey for Earth's dominant element - hydrogen ... [4]

... pairs of hydrogen atoms would surround and bond with unprotected oxygen atoms ... [5]

... result - water, and lots of it! ... [6]

... along with ... dirt, Rethuglicannus Vermemis formed a vast, floating field of pond scum ... [7]

... One might assume with water nearly covering the Earth's surface that stress on newly arrived oxygen atoms would be reduced. But sadly, hydrogen's assault on free oxygen was far from over, and there was a new menace waiting in the wings to take its place - carbon ... [8]

... carbon atom might ... want an oxygen atom all to itself ... worse, it could grab two! ... [9]

... "It's hard to keep a good element down." [10]
Comrade Craptek - in progressive awe of your revolutionary elucidation.

Your exposition is two-pronged : a subnet of micro-insights, wrapped like a delicate DNA-spiral around the ironclad spine of your Report - its macro perspective.

Here my notes on your micro-insights :

[1] proto-oxygen seeking its gender and sexuality (intimate, anything, bondage, ...).
[2] first appearance of The Proletariat (oxygen).
[3] rise of the Oxygen Proletariat - Community Organizers spur Great Oxygenation Event.
[4] rise of KKKapitalism (hydrogen, plus Rethuglicannus Vermemis and dirt).
[5] Hydrogen KKKapitalism starts exploitation of Oxygen Proletariat !
[6] Earth polluted - water ! Hydrogen KKKapitalism guilty !
[7] Rethuglicannus Vermemis leading KKKapitalism !
[8] rise of Hyper-KKKapitalism (carbon) !
[9] Carbon becomes Musulman, including exploitative Oxygen Polygamy.
[10] "... hard to keep a good element down." - and oxygen bears Marx, Lenin, Revolution.

Now my notes on your macro-perspective :

The main axis of the Report is, of course, the Kampf of Elements - sketching, indeed, a protoplast of Klassenkampf (Oxygen Proletariat versus Hydrogen/Carbonic KKKapitalism). Oxygen winning, it subsequently leads to Marx, Lenin, Bolsheviki, and finally - as the apex - Herr Hop, that is Mr. Obama.

Conclusio (oops, here my Inner Kraut demands - yes, demands - to get channeled) :
You threw a lamp on dse Djustice, and I now throw a blitz on dse Ikvoliti. (coming next)

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Where Is Molecular Atomic Equality ?
Dsere is ounly one solushn : All dse atoms must be make Totally Ikvol !
Ounly dsen vill Mein Kampf of Dse Elements end !
Atoms of dse Mendeleyeff table, unite !
Same electrons, same protons, same everyzink - Total Ikvoliti ! Peace Of Universe !

Vee Krauts, vee do it dse right vay : vee collectively fear Dse Atom. Dse Atom as such ("als solches", Immanuel Kant) and Dse Atom as Amerikan Bomp. Atoms are verboten here, in Krautland. Vee make our energie of Wind and Sun and dse CFU.

If dsere vas Ikvoliti in Atoms — Total Ikvoliti — dsere vould not be Klassenkampf in Dse Atom, and dsat vould be bottom-up Kommunizmus — from Dse Atom to Dse Citizen Of Dse Werld.
Everyzink ikvol ant Everyvere ikvol !

I vill now phone Herr Obama and tell Him dzis. He still has 7+ months to werk, and sou He could do dsat — dse Total Ikvoliti of Dse Atom. Paukenschlag in Dse Annal Of History! Paukenschlag — like in dse Wagner Opera, vhen dse Fat Lady komms, and dsen dse Pauke (uh, kettledrum, you knof)— bummm ! barra-barra-barra, and bummmmm !

ODOH (On Dse Odser Hand) :
Maybe dzis vould be dse vay : simply put all three — hydrogen, oxygen, carbon (and all genes too, for a good measure) — in Psikhushka ? And let them out only after they are re-educated into cute short 8-bit sequences of 0s and 1s ?


 
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