FLOTUS GETS ROLLING WITH ADVICE FROM PETA KIDS


The annual White House Easter Egg roll could get an ethical upgrade this year if Moochelle just follows the advice of Ingrid Newkirk, President of PETA.
After 135 years of White House Easter Egg Rolls, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is pressuring Michelle Obama to use fake Easter eggs at next Monday’s event. Those adorable PETA kids will tug at your heart with this sensible and humane message.
“For chickens on egg factory farms, Easter is not a time of renewal or joy. It can take up to 34 hours in typically hellish conditions for a hen to produce just one of the thousands of eggs slated to be used at the Easter Egg Roll.
Furthermore, encouraging the consumption of cruelly sourced, unhealthy eggs is inconsistent with the goals of the ’Let’s Move!’ initiative.
Eggs are laden with saturated animal fat and cholesterol, which are primary contributors to some of our nation’s top killers, including heart disease and strokes. One single large egg contains more cholesterol than two Big Mac (evil McDonalds) sandwiches do. It’s the wrong message to send to children.”






Coincidence?








Seems like I remember FEMA being called out last time FLATUS was rolled..
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Soviet Mike Komsomolets
The annual White House Easter Egg roll could get an ethical upgrade this year if Moochelle just follows the advice of Ingrid Newkirk, President of PETA.
After 135 years of White House Easter Egg Rolls, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is pressuring Michelle Obama to use fake Easter eggs at next Monday’s event. Those adorable PETA kids will tug at your heart with this sensible and humane message.
“For chickens on egg factory farms, Easter is not a time of renewal or joy. It can take up to 34 hours in typically hellish conditions for a hen to produce just one of the thousands of eggs slated to be used at the Easter Egg Roll.
Furthermore, encouraging the consumption of cruelly sourced, unhealthy eggs is inconsistent with the goals of the ’Let’s Move!’ initiative.
Eggs are laden with saturated animal fat and cholesterol, which are primary contributors to some of our nation’s top killers, including heart disease and strokes. One single large egg contains more cholesterol than two Big Mac (evil McDonalds) sandwiches do. It’s the wrong message to send to children.”
To paraphrase with substitution: “For


Tovarichi
Seems like I remember FEMA being called out last time FLATUS was rolled..




I copy the link, as RED SQUARE taught me to do. I do not have the powers to re-size the work of others as do the Party Leadership...
and nobody likes a




Ivan Betinov
What the fool is that a picture of?Indeed. Felines of the South Bronx do not understand all this greenery. Tovarichi, please to explain.






"....for every crucifixion, there is a resurrection...."
You know what this means, comrades?
From now on, firing squads, only!


Tovarichi
Captain, don't count my pixels before they hatch...I copy the link, as RED SQUARE taught me to do. I do not have the powers to re-size the work of others as do the Party Leadership...
and nobody likes a
The Party loves tattle-tales! They are a most important link in the chains


PolPotLuckSupper
Tovarichi
Captain, don't count my pixels before they hatch...I copy the link, as RED SQUARE taught me to do. I do not have the powers to re-size the work of others as do the Party Leadership...
and nobody likes a
The Party loves tattle-tales! They are a most important link in the chains
Based on the facts as understood, I must agree. But to be fair, Tovarichi partially redeems himself by implicating RED SQUARE in the atrocity. A beginning, Comrade Tovarichi - but only a beginning.




The "Human" Creature Tovarichi
I'll thank you to keep your species-ist hate speech addressed to rodents and associated marsupials, and off the interwebs. Comrade Darwin says my ancestors evolved up the food chain while yours peaked out. Deal with it. Even so, "why can't we all just get along.