Comrades

Just an update from the trenches. Operatives across the the country are hard at work. In Maricopa County and other districts in AZ our "technicians" have been "fixing" the voting machines. In Mercer County NJ, our "technicians" have also been very busy. The Attorney General of the USSA has sent out specialists to "assist" local officials and of course we here at the morgue in Chicago, as well as many other deep blue districts, are doing what we do best to keep it blue, but I have to tell you, it looks different this time. I'm not sure it will be enough.

I don't want to sound like a defeatist, but there appears to be a determination and enthusiasm by and for Rethuglikkkans. And it's not just typical GOP voters, many of our own have turned out and are voting for the fascists!!! Don't they know that Democracy™ is on the ballot??? Why, we have the most popular president EVER! These ungrateful proles are going to ruin all of our plans if they don't wise up! They must know that this is our time to usher in The Glorious World of Next Tuesday!

I must get back to my work. We must do all we can to ensure victory. FORWARD!!!

I remain
Dr. Chicago

Your devotion to the cause is most commendable, Comrade. Don't stop until we have enough votes to win!

Comrades, they pretend to give the illusion of voting and we in turn pretend to vote until Democrats win....

Yes, comrades forward is behind us. Here in midtown Texazistan over taxing and under spending produced a huge surplus of The People’s money, in the city and county accounts. A radical few in the councils/committees maneuvered to lower property taxes, but The People voted that crazy idea into consensus. Consensus is much like Our Democracy in moving forward, especially when the tax surplus will be spent in their district or provide 7% raises to public servants in The Bureaucracy struggling to make ends mean in this Biden Economic Reset.

Widows and orphans taxed from ownership of property will be able to enjoy diverse programs of consensus to replace any selfish contentment of safety afforded through home ownership, electricity, and hot and cold running water. The 7% pay raised are flush funded to create ad campaigns for new projects and celebrations of diverse consensus. This is how Our Democracy best serves those in underfunded family units in fear of giving up their homes through consensus.

Comrades

There is still much work to be done, hence the delays, but the counting will be completed as soon as we find the votes we need. This could continue, ironically, till next Tuesday. Rest assured that our technicians and people on the ground are doing all that needs to be done to insure victory. FORWARD!

I remain
Dr. Chicago