Department of the Redistribution of Evil Capitalist Theft of the People's Wealth

Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"

Tovarisches, everyone knows that the Glorious Obama USSA Federal Government is wasteful and corrupt knows better how to spend money than the people who earn it is the Fairestest and Justestest Kollektiv of GroupThinking For The People™ in the Universe, let alone the Galaxy, and is exceptionally gracious and magnanimous in eking dolling out even a pittance of the people's money back to them, all of which they we have a right to as the fruit of their the proletariat labor.

Dear Leader Husseinovich's All-Powerful Government is the only Authority. Only the most brainlessest Evil Capitalist Pig™ luddites could believe that the USSA is a “nation of rules”. “All this talk about rules - we make ‘em up as we go along”, said Alcee Hastings, and that People's Champion is irrefutably Korrekt. Therefore, any crisis we manufacture identify, such as the bull**** Undeniable Truth that The World Will End in an Apocalyptic Meltdown that will destroy all of time and space at 1600Z on 2 (or 4 – No, that's Dear Leader's Miraculously Amazing And Glorious Coming On The Scene Day, or 10, or…) August 2011 unless the USSA debt ceiling and taxes revenue collection are raised, must be exploited trumpeted from all rooftops to the fullest effect extent so we may usurp assume our rightful places as the all-consuming encompassing, ever-expanding, infernal eternal Engine of Control Beneficence, because we who are few know how to control care for all the needs and wants of all the peoples proletariat of the world and we are able to destroy run into the ground guide their and their children's lives and futures so much better and more gloriously than they ever could. WE decide who gets what, and who doesn't, equally and fairly, of course. For The People™! For The Children™!