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Fractional reserve voting

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If right wing conspiracists show you evidence of suspiciously high voter turnout, just remember this: it's all explained by RealScience™.

A team of Democrat economists, headed by Paul Krugman, have developed a new revolutionary theory called "Fractional Reserve Voting," which was effectively implemented, mostly fraudlessly, on Election Day.

It goes like this: whenever you deposit a credible vote (i.e., a vote for the GoodParty™), the local city authorities add this vote to your "Voting Deposit Conto" in a Voting Bank. Just like with your paper Inflation Rags ("dollars") the Voting Bank then holds your vote in reserve while creating multiple new votes for loans and investments, at a fractional reserve ratio of 90%. As long as the Voting Bank has one real ballot in reserve for the GoodParty™, it can lend 9 new votes to worthy investors (i.e., the Democrat Party).

So if you don't believe some cases of imporobable Stalinist voter turnout, you're a stupid rube and a racist bigot with no knowledge of Modern Electoral Theory. Now unify with your betters, you deplorable.

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This accounts for Joe Biden's plan for a social credit score.

It's a Keynesian type of electoral system. The more borrowed votes you pump into the system, the better the system works. You can borrow votes from your minor children and not yet born grand children and great grand children, which they will be forced to accept as already being cast in their best interests when they finally come of age.

We could introduce a new Independent™ Federal Reserve Vote Bank to control the flow of votes that would best suit the interests of The Party™.

What could possibly go wrong? It's a fool proof system!

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There can be no bourgeois gold standard of consent-of-the-governed if we are to inflate it and build revolutionary bubbles of Dear Leaders.

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:This accounts for Joe Biden's plan for a social credit score.

It's a Keynesian type of electoral system. The more borrowed votes you pump into the system, the better the system works. You can borrow votes from your minor children and not yet born grand children and great grand children, which they will be forced to accept as already being cast in their best interests when they finally come of age.

We could introduce a new Independent™ Federal Reserve Vote Bank to control the flow of votes that would best suit the interests of The Party™.

What could possibly go wrong? It's a fool proof system!

That is a fantastic idea, comrade. We will call it "Demand Side Elections". To prevent a recession of Democrat power, we need to provide a Voting Stimulus Plan to prime the pump of the electoral process.

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Living on borrowed votes is living on borrowed time, you crazy commies.

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:Living on borrowed votes is living on borrowed time, you crazy commies.

I prefer to call it "helicopter votes".

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:Living on borrowed votes is living on borrowed time, you crazy commies.

Why borrow time when it can be simply taken by force? What do you think is the purpose of the IRS?

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the dyslexic mythical horned rodent keeps 'reading' FACTIONAL Reserved Voting, but that doesn't really change MiniTrue's thesis statement.

Fractional/Factional Reserved Voting is the future.

It's like a dose of BidenUnity®.

Healing is happening in the dyslexic mythical mind of 'pelipsky.


 
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