No time to continually drink the Kool-Aid? Hope is still eluding you? Why does it need to be done for the Children? Change still a mystery? Global warming makes no sense? Feel left out of the excitement surrounding the Inauguration?

Well fret no more! Just in time for The World of Next Tuesday(TM), free lobotomies will be offered for all Obama doubters!

Our procedure (which was very similar to the one Joe Biden had done-twice) will help make sense of everything. It only takes just a few minutes and soon all apprehension (and reality) will fade away.

The benefits of this procedure can be enormous and are not just limited to clarifying the following:

1. The Government has your best interests in mind!
   
2. How dead people vote!
   
3. Private property is the root of all evil.
   
4. The vetting of Hillary Clinton does not represent any conflicts of interest!
   
5. Bail outs work every time!
   
6. The 2nd amendment of the constitution only applies to the police and the armed forces!
   
7. Redistribution of wealth makes perfect sense!
   
8. Obama is a natural born citizen.
   
9. The mainstream media has absolutely no biases.
   
10. George Walker Bush is evil and the devil incarnate!

But don't take our word for it, just look at these celebrity endorsements!!


“It took several procedures but they stood by their guarantee! I am perfectly
happy being the new purposed Secretary of State."


“The procedure was great! No one saw my scar and I got to vote my race conscience.”


“I had my procedure long before it was in vogue! The methods were
much cruder then but still very effective!”


“I would rather have an Obama Lobotomy than a bottle in front of me!”

So Robot,

Have you teamed up with Commissar Theocritis? If not, I believe that you are in BIG trouble. He holds the patent on the JiffyLobo procedure, exclusively, prole! I wouldn't want to be in your jackboots when he sees this! LOL

There is a rumor circulating that when comrade Congressman Bonnie Fwank got his, they went in from the other end. That may explain why his collar is always so tight, to keep his brain from leaking out his ass.

Comrade Robot has created the basis of a very effective public interest campaign. This post simply and clearly describes the problem which we know will be blown into a crisis once the blithering idiots responsible journalists in the MSM learn of the impending grave risk to public health. Once the bullshit storm public interest in the problem is aroused, our great leaders will surely earmark mucho dinero to fix the problem. And, being a highly-qualified lobotomy specialist with much experience, Jiffy Lobo will be the one entity that can satisfy the need. Think of it as "cap and trade" only with brain tissue.

Commissar Theocritus (and the public, but mostly Commissar Theocritus) will surely benefit in the end. And the end is where the taxpayer will get it, too!