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From Africa with Love

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My dearest Comrades!

In the spirit of internationalism and collectivism, I am proud to announce that the Zimbabwean Independent Electoral Committee has decided to aid your Dear Leader Imam Hussein Obama in today's midterm elections.

Please accept these voters from Africa with our love. They will be carted across the Arizona border to ensure their legitimacy as US voters, and will all be registered as Democrats on arrival. In spite of their relative inexperience, (Africa does not have that many elections) they should be able to cast at least 30 votes or more each before sundown.

Amandla!

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Comrades,

Great News!

Thanks to the generous gift from Zimbabwe, who must invent a new classification of voters. To the existing classifications of quote “parallel” and “perpendicular” . We now gloriously add the “Use your head” group of voters. This latest group will require extra help with the language and writing.
Dear Leader appreciates all the help it can get.

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For the record: Dear Leader is not a Keynesian!


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Comrades,
By asking a simple economic question, Comrade Ivanobitch has exposed a new victim class on society.
The victims of Public Education whose favorite logical argument is "argument from ignorance".

it would be less easy to feel compassion for these poor folks if they were able to read English and understand what they read.

One great expression comes to mind, it could be from Marx:

No one has ever gone broke underestimating the intelligence or moral fiber of the American populace.

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Comrade Tooorisky wrote:Comrades,
By asking a simple economic question, Comrade Ivanobitch has exposed a new victim class on society.
The victims of Public Education whose favorite locical argument is "argument from ignorance".

it would be less easy to feel compassion for these poor folks if they were able to read English and understand what they read.

One great expression comes to mind, it could be from Marx:

No one has ever gone broke underestimating the intelligence or moral fiber of the American populace.

Excellent expression, Comrade. This thought gives me hope that our Great Socialist Future is all but guaranteed. The night is young and we must hope that our Progressive Youth will sober up, put down the Wii3 and take their dead relatives and ferrets to the polls before they close.

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Oh, you commie newbies. I swear. As a made prog I'll have to have you come over the Rancho and do Bruno's toenails while I show you what's happening.

Tooorisky, what's this about "argument from ignorance"? I tell you, this must stop. I'm a made prog. Hell, I'm the madest of progs because I invented the made prog, after of course I told people that it was a good idea, when actually it had nothing on earth to recommend it.

I'm so proud. I had that one left over from my days of advising Dear O'Leader.

Now listen up. There is no such thing as ignorance. Willful disobedience to the Zeitgeist du jour, isn't ignorance. It's intractability.

I will not brook anyone who will not instantly grovel and throw all thoughts of knowledge out of his mind. We hate knowledge. It's empirical. And all I want to do it strike a pose and Commie Vogue.

"Strike the pose!"

The idea of even admitting that there is such a thing is ignorance devalues entirely the opinions of our dear comrades who are, and this is in camera, stupider than a dung beetle.

So I do not want ANYONE talking about ignorance again.

Because then someone who had not been to Jiffy Lobo recently might think that ignorance might imply knowledge. Of course held by someone else, who is dangerous and who must be destroyed.

Our Many Titted Empress! Where are you, my love? It's time to gore Toooriski!

And T, your only hope is to hie yourself immediately to the nearest Jiffy Lobo, one with three-phase current, and cure that pestilential lucubration.

The north forty that I was planning to give you for the cultivation of beets, and the serfs who come with the land, depend on it. Look sharp.

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Obamugabe, I thank you for your generous contribution to voter fraud. This is the most generous thing since Harry Reid's son hired SEIU to tend to the voting machines which counted Dear Harry's votes.

I adore Harry Reid. He's even more repulsive than Senator Leahy. He could only be improved if he were covered all over by genital warts, and don't you dare say that he's not. I know genital warts when I see them. I'm friends with our Many Titted Empress, you know, and the stories that I could tell about her genital warts, the Hildo Turbo-Matic Doc Johnson device which she and Janet Reno used to love so much at the Rancho.

So don't tell me that I don't know genital warts. I swear, after I cleaned up Bruno's vomit from our MTE's stippled thighs, I never thought that I'd be confused about genital warts.

And speaking of genital warts, how is dear Harry doing these days? Has Harrah's managed to dragoon all its employees into voting early, and no doubt often, which I love of course as it completely undermines a democracy which all left-thinking comrades hate?

Pardon me. I'm feeling rather sodden now. Bob Bechel was on Faux News and, fasten your seatbelts, he wasn't lying!

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A Most Equal Selfless Act Obamugabe!

But!

They do not look healthy enough to tend our crops... can we send 'em back tomorrow?

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:
Pardon me. I'm feeling rather sodden now. Bob Bechel was on Faux News and, fasten your seatbelts, he wasn't lying!

Is not most disturbing thing about Comrade Bechel but that his hair has suddenly been coloringed Red? I hope it is Communist Red and not Red State Red!

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Ivanobitch, do not for a second wonder about the red of Bob Bechel's hair. It is commie red, of course.

He's a good fellow traveler, you know, so we cut him slack. He was sitting in the chair on the set like a #300 sack of potatoes in Versace, his head in his shoulders like a snapping turtle.

He looked miserable, but dressed in ermine.

That's why I love that old sack of prog shit. His life is predicated on jerking people around and tonight he took it like a true commissar that he might not want to get his wish.

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Thank you Commissar Theocritus.

Now, I know to cut shit sack slack....!

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" Zeitgeist du jour " ? Holy crap, Theocritus is an intellect of highest caliber !

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Oh, Krasnodar, don't make me blush. We have German and French all in a row--just like the cluster fuck that is Europe.

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Obamugabe,

You generous gift is the gift that keeps on giving. We will be able to store those useful necro-voters in a cool and comfortable hole, and re-cycle them over and over, in election after election. And since they have no skin left, we can give them the skin color of our convenience.

Yes, Comrade Theo wields fancy words with panache, as only a gayconservative made progressive can.

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Commissar Theocritus,

Allow me to explain, "argument from ignorance” refers to the students inability to conquer fraudulent statements with correct Marxian doctrine. They could also use Lenin, Trotsky, or Engles.

None of this knowledge was displayed, the only thing that was well educated was their neglect of poliitical correctness.PS In expressing one's self, vowels should be substituted but the meaning still is clear.You may refer to somebody as a "piece of sheet", meaning is very clear, no nasty words for Childrens to use. The levels are raised, da?

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:A Most Equal Selfless Act Obamugabe!

But!

They do not look healthy enough to tend our crops... can we send 'em back tomorrow?
Comrade Buffoon,We do not need to keep [store] these drive by voters. After the election you may give them the boot.

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:A Most Equal Selfless Act Obamugabe!

But!

They do not look healthy enough to tend our crops... can we send 'em back tomorrow?
Comrade Buffoon

These are MADE progs.

That means: They don't work. They don't produce CO2 to destroy Mother Gaia.

And they all look like Nancy Pelosi.

Do you think I would send you a bunch of useless beet shoveling proles?

Anyway, since they have done their job and saved Hairy Reid's job (they couldn't do much else, since voting for Comrade Hairy's salvation depleted all their voting resources...) they should be packed in their formaldehyde caskets and returned to Africa.

We need the compost.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

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Commissar Theocritus wrote: Now listen up. There is no such thing as ignorance. Willful disobedience to the Zeitgeist du jour, isn't ignorance. It's intractability.

Oh bravo Theo, how true it is. Ignore is the root of the word ignorance. So it does not imply a lack of intellect as so many assume. You can be as smart as a whip and still choose to ignore the facts for good, sound reasons.

Which brings us to another progressive tool, sophistry. As we all know, those who employ sophistry are sophisticated. Now who doesn't want to be sophisticated? To parse and nuance every phrase is the very essence of progressive dialectic.

Being able to make a credible sounding distinction between oral sex and "defined" sex or calling into question the meaning of the word "is" is the mark of a highly educated Prog.

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My Comrades!

Those dirty reactionaries will never know the truth about How Hairy Was Saved!

HA! Voting machine fraud indeed!

https://thenewsoftoday.com/did-harry-re ... tion/4736/

TheNewsofToday.com wrote:
Democratic Senator Harry Reid has won the 2010 election in Nevada by a margin of 50% to 45% over Republican Sharron Angle. Despite recent polls prior to the election showing that Angle was slightly in the lead, Reid has managed to pull off a rather decisive victory in the state. This has some Republicans crying foul, even going as far as asking, “Did Harry Reid Steal the Election for his Nevada Senate seat, as well as his position as the Senate Majority Leader in a Senate that is barely controlled by Democrats”?

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Ivanobitch, do not for a second wonder about the red of Bob Bechel's hair. It is commie red, of course.

He's a good fellow traveler, you know, so we cut him slack. He was sitting in the chair on the set like a #300 sack of potatoes in Versace, his head in his shoulders like a snapping turtle.

He looked miserable, but dressed in ermine.

That's why I love that old sack of prog shit. His life is predicated on jerking people around and tonight he took it like a true commissar that he might not want to get his wish.

Whew, glad you set that straight. I was starting to wonder if he was just Hannity's token liberal whipping boy shill, paid to get their asses kicked and make Hannity look better. Like those other "liberals" on Faux Snooze.

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Obamugabe wrote:
Comrade Buffoon wrote:A Most Equal Selfless Act Obamugabe!

But!

They do not look healthy enough to tend our crops... can we send 'em back tomorrow?
Comrade Buffoon

These are MADE progs.

That means: They don't work. They don't produce CO2 to destroy Mother Gaia.

And they all look like Nancy Pelosi.

Do you think I would send you a bunch of useless beet shoveling proles?

Anyway, since they have done their job and saved Hairy Reid's job (they couldn't do much else, since voting for Comrade Hairy's salvation depleted all their voting resources...) they should be packed in their formaldehyde caskets and returned to Africa.

We need the compost.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

Yes Comrade Toorisky, we will indeed give them the boot but apologies Obamugabe, they ended up on Dear Leaders trip to India and are currently tasked with doing Moochelle;s mane hair!

Surely you can find citizens to use for your mulch?

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Has any other comrade here wondered if the trip of Dear O'Leader was to take measurements to have a replica of the Taj Mahal made in Chicago just for him?

It is reputed to be the most beautiful building in the world. I cannot say. I have seen the cathedral in Mexico City; St. Paul's, St. Peter's, the National Cathedral; Versailles; Notre Dame; Lincoln; the Kimble Museum in Fort Worth [ truly superlative; the building goes away in support of the art ] and there is nothing that I can think of which could possibly meet the need for the wonderfulness, superlativeness, just, I, well, I don't know, I'm squeezing my knees together to hold in my pee, the gosh-darned fucking wonderfulness of Lord O'Nose and Moochelle. Peace Be to Her who Whips Him.

So I think it mete and proper that we have a Taj Majal for Lord O.

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Comrade Theocritus,

Your gushing devotion to Dear Leader is sending a tingle up my leg. Since Dear Leader fancies himself a brethren to all terrorists Mooslim freedom fighters, might he not appreciate a statue of him built near Mecca, or even in Egypt? Like this one?
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And, of course, here is one I know will make you gush even more. We mustn't forget her, and all of the sacrifices she has made for the greater good (I hear the latest is that she has no plans to run for president in 2012).

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Barry Krishna, Barry Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Barry, Barry.

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Call me pokey Obamugabe, but it looks like next time, you'll have to send us more. Think you can send us more in 2012?

I do thank you though for your efforts in Delaware and Nevada, those were clearly Party interventions of the best kinds.

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Comrade Elliot

Who do you think I am, Voters-R-Us?

Be careful, Comrade!

As I said on another thread, we are sending our Voter Registration Teams (They used to be affiliated with ACORN, but since ACORN sued for bankruptcy we have partnered with the Nigerian Pimps' Association in Cape Town) north to Rwanda with your 2012 elections in mind.

(I also have good stash of voters in the dark hole under my People's Commode here in Harare, but I keep them for possible local emergencies.)

Amandla!

Obamugabe

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Obamugabe wrote:Comrade Elliot

Who do you think I am, Voters-R-Us?

Be careful, Comrade!

As I said on another thread, we are sending our Voter Registration Teams (They used to be affiliated with ACORN, but since ACORN sued for bankruptcy we have partnered with the Nigerian Pimps' Association in Cape Town) north to Rwanda with your 2012 elections in mind.

(I also have good stash of voters in the dark hole under my People's Commode here in Harare, but I keep them for possible local emergencies.)

Amandla!

Obamugabe
I like what I hear concerning the 2012 elections. I assume all arangements have been made to make sure the RetugliKKKans are none-the-wiser to our schemes?

I have little fear our plan to vilify them will fail. I'm personally overseeing a giant project of rumor spreading and lie spreading (potential picture ala Weathspread).
Image Sadly I do see the latter paragraph not only being done, but working in 2012.

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Obamugabe, I have an idea. It has nothing to do with honest work so you'll love it. I promise.

You're in Africa now. I know that a century ago the Egyptians were burning mummies to fuel their trains. Well, a mummy is a necro-proxy voter, right? And does it really matter where the mummies are?

Since the mummies were burned, that means that there is mummy ash all over the Egyptian desert. Which means that we can vote every grain of sand in the Egyptian desert.

Soon Nanski will be back in power, and when she dies, we'll just use the Capitol as her coffin for the Democrat Party will have completely undone democracy.


 
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