Dear Comrades,

After hearing Leader Elect speaking on TV, I am compelled to come clean with my past associations. It was never my intent to cast disparaging light on The Peoples Cube. I have had associations with the following:

The entire Romanov family and Dr. Hannibal Lechter (a known Republican in Baltimore).

Please to let me explain before mounting me on Commissar's Moose Cart of Shame (cart has impaling pole in center) and sent into exile.

I am victim of Media. Look at photo of me they publish:



They had new technology from America. Was giant megaphone on rail car. Parked the thing in front of my humble hut. Reporters asking questions every day. "Did you pay taxes?", "Give money to Church?", "What is relationship to Tsaritsa ?" Was terrible! Reporter would then go to megaphone and broadcast to whole villiage. Broadcasts were never accurate. Always with what is now called "Spin".

I was merely Spiritual Advisor to family. Poor little Alexis. What was I supposed to do? Let little boy bleed to death?

Was later converted to communism by Stalin. No, I was not killed (another media distortion).

Is why I've been posting under name Grigori E.R. Afraid media vultures coming after me again.

As to Lechter:
Was neighbor at the time. Only met him once at cocktail party.

So then tell me, "Mr. R", were you also on the Annenberg Challenge board of directors?

Moneys already dispensed so I didn't accept invitation.

Got to go close blinds. Satellite truck just went past.

Peoples Cube Server Log:
Adm User Name: Mouse
Adm Pass Word: ***
Access Granted
Opening Secure Channel
Please wait Adm Mouse
Secure Line Status: Open

Whew! What a day. Sorry for late report. Spent all afternoon moving workstation and setting up connections with old girlfriends. Workstation now located in Panic Room and fake IP routed through over 600 good party women.

Is Grigori being paronoid? I'm sorry to say Comrades answer is no. Posted at 10:42, Answering question of Dr.Nyet at 11:37 and see Satellite truck moving slowly past like looking for something.

This is small town. No person of interest here and nearest city is 1 hour away. What did they do? Drop truck from cago plane?

Must be slow news day if they're looking for me.

Is funny. They'll be searching porn sites for years.

Later Comrades, I need a nap. I'm too old for this.