It has been announced that in Connecticut, two popular beaches that are maintained by tax payers will be closed to make way for a fund raising event for Obama's campaign. The riffraff and peons will be cleared out of the re-purposed area for a $38,500 per plate event where food scraps will be thrown from a balcony down to the hungry prowling citizens below during the height of summer. Outcry was unexpected due to the fact that if it was not for Obama in the first place, a lot of those unemployed people wouldn't have all this spare time to go to the beach anyway. It was noted that their taxes used to keep these areas up was appreciated but their presence and outrage wasn't.

Obama stated that if these beaches were so important to the local inhabitants he would be happy to televise the event and have live video feed of the beaches so they can watch that instead while sporting their swim trunks in the comfort of their own bath tub with the allowance of up to 10 liters of lukewarm water per household including drinking water. Residential units with an air conditioner are limited to 5 liters of lukewarm water whether it is running or not.

Comrade Obama addressed the hot sweaty crowds looking for a place to swim saying that their sacrifice during these days will not go unrewarded in the sense that some day down the road he might consider planting native shade giving trees along expected routs of lines to unemployment offices and health care facilities. He later said he may instead move the trees that are providing shade for the lines at Chic-fil-a to said locations instead.

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Reports of nearby residents and tourists collapsing and fainting on the spot have come in from up and down the coastal region. Many have been admitted to local hospitals to be treated for heat exhaustion. However, it is unclear whether the heat was actually the cause, or whether this was a case of mass fainting due to the anticipated presence and proximity of The One.

Maybe both. But if it is heat then it is just desserts for those car driving, green house gas loving fascist.

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:If you'd like to purchase some of the actual sand on which he'll trod please go to Halliburton's Real Sacred Obama Relics dot com website. We have an unlimited supply of real Obama sand on which he'll trod already packaged in lovely heirloom baggies and ready for sale. Great for gifts or your personal Obama shrine. Act now and get a special deal!

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Castles made of sand...Dear Leader, you DID build that.

Obama stated that if these beaches were so important to the local inhabitants he would be happy to televise the event and have live video feed of the beaches so they can watch that instead while sporting their swim trunks in the comfort of their own bath tub with the allowance of up to 10 liters of lukewarm water per household including drinking water.

How much would the charge to each resident be? Certainly they should not expect such entertainment for NOTHING! Indeed, they should feel honored to tithe a suitable percentage of their income... say 100%?