Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, comrade?



The secret weapon of our Honduran comrades in the "Sexual Diversity Resistance Movement": Comrade Ché in lipstick and eyeshadow -- El Ché has finally come out of the closet from beyond the grave and is properly rehabilitated as a true rainbow warrior.

Our comrades in the Sexual Diversity Resistance Movement are fighting for the return of ex-President Manuel Zelaya in Honduras who was unfairly ousted in 2009 simply because he attempted to install the long awaited dictatorship of the proletariat with the help of our heroic revolutionary leader Hugo Chavez.

Resist democracy in Honduras! Bring back the dictatorship of the proletariat! The Ché's penis is a mighty weapon of war!

Would this be the long awaited "gay erection resurrection" and blessed hope?

Che was gay! Don't give in to bourgeois revisionism!

Che presided over the Cuban Revolution's first firing squads. He founded Cuba's "labor camp" system—the system that was eventually employed to incarcerate gays, dissidents, and AIDS victims.

To get himself killed, and to get a lot of other people killed, was central to Che's imagination. In the famous essay in which he issued his ringing call for "two, three, many Vietnams," he also spoke about martyrdom and managed to compose a number of chilling phrases: "Hatred as an element of struggle; unbending hatred for the enemy, which pushes a human being beyond his natural limitations, making him into an effective, violent, selective, and cold-blooded killing machine. This is what our soldiers must become …"— and so on.

https://www.slate.com/id/2107100/

Perhaps, we can help our Honduran brothers and sisters if we quickly write and publish a book proving that every single flaming revolutionary warrior was a secret drag queen.

Imagine a boost to the progressive morale! To the work, comrades!

Another piece of indisputable evidence from the People's Archives, freshly airbrushed!

Don't forget Marx and Engels. Recently uncovered documents prove what everyone always suspected. They were gay and married to each other. True fact. Really.

Aaaaahhhhh!

NOW I understand why it has been so important to repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."