Thank you, Maksim. That's an instant classic.

Maksim Maksimovich wrote: Is there a statute of limitation on Bush crimes?

I've always been more interested about the statute of limitation on jay walking.

Maksim, thank you for your contribution, which has been added to the list.

However, I can't help feeling disturbed by your suggestion that Bush might enjoy a statute of limitations on anything he's done. That's crazy talk, and it makes me wonder where you get such ideas, and if you've been associating with the stupid march-in-lockstep 19 percenters who cannot think for themselves.

Be assured there is absolutely NO statute of limitations on any of his crimes! He thinks by covering up his crimes, he can create delays and obstacles in hopes of diverting and distracting The People long enough until such time as a statute of limitations runs out and he gets off free.

Only 19 percenters believe there's such a thing. Close your eyes and ears to them, Maksim, and ignore them all! They're nothing but a bunch of blind, deaf, ignorant jackanapes who refuse to see or listen, or even acknowledge any viewpoint other than their own.

Even after Bush is dead, we'll keep him preserved like they do all those celebrity heads on Futurama, until he's brought up before a Global Tribunal for all his Crimes Against Everything. We will not give up our efforts to bring him to justice, nor will our grandchildren, our great-grandchildren, et al, for however many generations and eons it takes!

Dammit, if we don't do this, then ruthless dictators like him will NEVER learn to be afraid of The People!

Now let's hear no more of your crazy talk, or I'll have to put you on probation, too.

Shouldn't we denounce Commissar Pup for having a criminal on his payroll?

Vodkov, shut up and get back into that impeachment forum, and stay there until your punishment by sensory deprivation is complete.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Vodkov, shut up and get back into that impeachment forum, and stay there until your punishment by sensory deprivation is complete.

Can we denounce Chairman Meow, too?

--
ZB

No, but I will denounce (on a separate thread) all Party members who are denouncing each other here, instead of listing the many crimes Bush has committed. What are you, a bunch of 19 percenters?

Either way, all of you are now on probation.

The splitting of the nation and this terrible rending of the national psyche, culminating in the need and desire to list the crimes of the president of the United States - the creation of a climate of national and world acrimony - this is a crime against the very presidency of the United States itself. This crime has been done by Bush. It will take several years of Democratic rule to finally bury this hatred of the very institution of the presidency. Wherever it may be numbered on the present list:

Crimes against the Presidency

Thank you, Comrade Otis! You show great promise, while everyone else is just standing around criticizing and denouncing each other.

We have forgotten about the most serious of his crimes...

CRIMES AGAINST CUBA!
CRIMES AGAINST NORTH KOREA!

These countries are Socialist utopias now but if he would give them money ehh aid they would be even greater utopias.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Thank you, Comrade Otis! You show great promise, while everyone else is just standing around criticizing and denouncing each other.

I *heart* the Commissarka already. Care to try on any of these lovely socialist fashions?

I charge Bush with Hate Crime for instigating hatred of the US all over the world. Were it not for Bush, the US would be hailed as the savior of the world as we were just 8 short years ago.

Bush is guilty of crimes against time itself! He has turned back the clock to the days of the Inquisition, to the Dark Ages.

Excellent, Pupovich! Thanks to your outstanding contribution (which has been added to the list), the floodgate is now wide open to charging Bush with crimes he committed before he was even born--everything from the Black Death (which we need to rename because it sounds racist) to the destruction of Pompeii (no doubt they were drilling for oil beneath Vesuvius and that's what brought it on).

And I thought Trotsky was sent to Mexico! Who stashed him in my closet? Vodkov?

Speaking of crimes against time, how could we forget?

I charge Bush with the reckless flying and attempted murder of Peaceful Peoples Republic of China observer plane pilot.

Crimes against Stem Cells!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Excellent, Pupovich! Thanks to your outstanding contribution (which has been added to the list), the floodgate is now wide open to charging Bush with crimes he committed before he was even born--everything from the Black Death (which we need to rename because it sounds racist) to the destruction of Pompeii (no doubt they were drilling for oil beneath Vesuvius and that's what brought it on).

And I thought Trotsky was sent to Mexico! Who stashed him in my closet? Vodkov?

Why, Commisarka, I crossed over the border witha member of the people's border resistance. His name was Jorge and he gave me a pleasant ride in the back of his avocado truck!

Long live the open border, lest we impede the flow of the socialist ideal!

AHA! Another crime of Bush...

CRIMES AGAINST UNFORTUNATE ILLEGAL ALIENS!

OK, Mr. T, I realize you've been going around with an ice axe in your head all these years, but we do not call them "illegal aliens," at least not this week. Until further notice, we prefer the term "Undocumented Americans." I'm currently agitating to have the term "American" replaced with something more inclusive, so as to be more sensitive and less offensive to anyone not American.

Plus the word smacks of jingoism and promotes dangerous emotions like pride and patriotism.

Also, I'd like to rename the 14th century epidemic of bubonic plague to a non-racist term--especially since it was mostly white Europeans who died. I was thinking "Bush Death" would be an apt descriptor of something that wiped out so many lives, including those of women and children. It was thought to hit especially hard in heavily populated regions (i.e. "inner cities") and among the poor.

Granted, the Jews were blamed, but we all know Bush's position on Israel.

P.S. Your suggestion has been added to his list of crimes.

Crimes against Mimes.

I can't begin to explain how many enumerated article violations in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights and each amendment thereafter that Bush has inflicted on 81% of the general population.
The paperwork alone would fill Bushitler's bunker.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I'm currently agitating to have the term "American" replaced with something more inclusive, so as to be more sensitive and less offensive to anyone not American.

Plus the word smacks of jingoism and promotes dangerous emotions like pride and patriotism.

Comrade Commissarka, I find that the simple salutation "comrade" fills the bill quite admirably. "Comrade" knows no borders, no nationalities, no race, no gender, no nothing. Everyone is a comrade... except those that aren't a comrade. And we all know who they are.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:...we do not call them "illegal aliens," at least not this week. Until further notice, we prefer the term "Undocumented Americans." I'm currently agitating to have the term "American" replaced with something more inclusive, so as to be more sensitive and less offensive to anyone not American.

I believe the last memo I received referred to these unfortunate non-indigenous persons as "Undocumented Migrants," however, I haven't checked my mailbox lately. And, as always, the terms are subject to change.

Also I would like to suggest "Crimes Against History" for Bush's stalwart rejection of our efforts to re-write history in a more favorable light.

-Mikhail

Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Also, I'd like to rename the 14th century epidemic of bubonic plague to a non-racist term--especially since it was mostly white Europeans who died. I was thinking "Bush Death" would be an apt descriptor of something that wiped out so many lives, including those of women and children.

Only white people died so that's not a crime. It's more of a progressive disease and Bu$h shouldn't get any credit for that!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:OK, Mr. T, I realize you've been going around with an ice axe in your head all these years, but we do not call them "illegal aliens," at least not this week. Until further notice, we prefer the term "Undocumented Americans." I'm currently agitating to have the term "American" replaced with something more inclusive, so as to be more sensitive and less offensive to anyone not American.

Plus the word smacks of jingoism and promotes dangerous emotions like pride and patriotism.

Also, I'd like to rename the 14th century epidemic of bubonic plague to a non-racist term--especially since it was mostly white Europeans who died. I was thinking "Bush Death" would be an apt descriptor of something that wiped out so many lives, including those of women and children. It was thought to hit especially hard in heavily populated regions (i.e. "inner cities") and among the poor.

Granted, the Jews were blamed, but we all know Bush's position on Israel.

P.S. Your suggestion has been added to his list of crimes.

You are correct, of course, Commisarka. I shall in the future endeavor to speak with more precision. I had a thought about another crime de la George Bush:


What about crimes against petrol-consuming citizens by not knowing that the evil imperialist oil companies are charging nearly $4.00 a gallon at the pumps!!

Comrade HottoTrotsky, perhaps in this time of Hope 'N Change in the USSA, perhaps it is for the CommonGood™ that, shall I say, bury the ice ax, with you. No hard feelings you know? Just business. But does this mean the end of the Dead Trotsky vs Dead Lenin games I and my sycophants enjoy so? I certainly hope not. The games make a great Party warmer. Oh, and don't take offense over Nicky's comments at the end, he really does love playing with you.

Uncle Iosif wrote:Comrade HottoTrotsky, perhaps in this time of Hope 'N Change in the USSA, perhaps it is for the CommonGood™ that, shall I say, bury the ice ax, with you. No hard feelings you know? Just business. But does this mean the end of the Dead Trotsky vs Dead Lenin games I and my sycophants enjoy so? I certainly hope not. The games make a great Party warmer. Oh, and don't take offense over Nicky's comments at the end, he really does love playing with you.

None taken, Comrade Iosif. It was but a flesh wound.

I suppose it was a good thing you were in the People's State of Mexico when that incident happened, Imagine where you would have been in the US with no health care insurance.

Tacos and burritos for all!

I open the People's Cube site and what do I see? Our good old friends, Little Democrats!


Next thing the Democrats will allocate federal funding to educating the littlest Americans about Hate Bush Orgasm and if possible develop the capacity for HBO in little children as early as possible. Especially the children of Republicans, to compensate for their own lack of children.

I've seen that banner a few times. I think the Muslim dating site ads are pretty funny as well.

I can always rely on Red Square for a good purgative!

You should check out the sample pages of "Why Daddy Is a Democrat" and see who your daddy really is!

Red Square wrote:I open the People's Cube site and what do I see? Our good old friends, Little Democrats!


Next thing the Democrats will allocate federal funding to educating the littlest Americans about Hate Bush Orgasm and if possible develop the capacity for HBO in little children as early as possible. Especially the children of Republicans, to compensate for their own lack of children.

That ad pops up more often than it used to.

Mister Red Square, if we're going to teach children about HBO I think we need federal funding to give out free HBO condoms. Kids hate Bush too, so lets make sure they're safe when they pop.

Comrade Pinkie -

I see great minds think alike. See my Blame Bush Roll at https://jeffsgarageandalehouse.blogspot.com/

Regards,

P

Thank you, Comrade Parasite! And of course you see our great minds thinking alike. Is that not what being a true Progressive is all about? All of us thinking alike? All of us united, unified, unionized and uniform in our unique ideas and ideals?

Unlike those idiot Bu$hitlers all marching blindly in lockstep to a lying lost cause. Honestly, what's wrong with those narrow-minded numbskulls, that they can't even think or reason for themselves?

Pinkie wrote:Honestly, what's wrong with those narrow-minded numbskulls, that they can't even think or reason for themselves?

There is a lot wrong with them, Pinkie, which is why the State must be compassionate and merciful by euthanizing every single last on of them. We simply can't allow their "limited government", "less taxes" and "strong national defense" crap mislead and corrupt our children and our children's children.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:

Pinkie wrote:Honestly, what's wrong with those narrow-minded numbskulls, that they can't even think or reason for themselves?

There is a lot wrong with them, Pinkie, which is why the State must be compassionate and merciful by euthanizing every single last on of them. We simply can't allow their "limited government", "less taxes" and "strong national defense" crap mislead and corrupt our children and our children's children.

Now there's a platform I could stand upon!

*hums the Internationale*

Bush is guilty of GLOBAL COOLING! Yes, you heard me! Bush and his Halibuton puppet masters have been trying to reduce CO2, a clear, odorless, natural gas that unchecked, leaves the planet at a nice comfortable temperature. Just this past year we have seen a loss of 100 years of work trying to bring this world back to normal after the last mini-ice age, caused by Bush of course.

In a related move, I renounce non-person G for failing the Party yet again!

Non-Person G...A progressive rap artist?

That would be Non-Person Formerly Known As G (NPFKAG)

What's going on? Did I miss the memo? Did we just switch positions again? It's so hard to keep up sometimes....

Have you not heard? Global "Warming" is so "Yesterday's News!"

I denounce non-person G for his total and complete failure, a failure that perhaps outranks his failure in 2000.

Aren't we being a little hasty? Since when did we ever let facts get in the way of our plans? As far as we know, this website could have posted this article without anyone knowing about it and has gone unnoticed except for a few of our inquisitive comrades.

As you can see from the list at the top of the thread, Bush has already been found guilty of Crimes Against the Climate.

Nowadays it's referred to as "Climate Change" so whether the globe is cooling or warming matters not; what matters is the climate is changing either way, and it is all Bush's fault.

What does it matter about facts Premier? The only fact that matters is that non-person G has failed yet again, and of this there can be little doubt. Were it not for his earlier failure, Commissarka Pinkie would not know what BHO is like. Rather than a contest as we now have, non-person G would only now be passing the torch to the Empress. No, he is guilty of great and repeated crimes.

But this isn't the first time it has been revealed that Global Warming is a hoax, why now do we choose to purge him? I think we should wait and let it blow over and then return to the warming hysteria.

But global warming hysteria is so last week! We should hop on the ice age hysteria right now! After all, it is a proven fact that global cooling will kill more people that global warming.

Take just the threat from polar bears!

A survey of the animals' numbers in Canada's eastern Arctic has revealed that they are thriving, not declining, because of mankind's interference in the environment.

In the Davis Strait area, a 140,000-square kilometre region, the polar bear population has grown from 850 in the mid-1980s to 2,100 today.

"There aren't just a few more bears. There are a hell of a lot more bears," said Mitch Taylor, a polar bear biologist who has spent 20 years studying the animals.

His findings back the claims of Inuit hunters who have long claimed that they were seeing more bears.

Can you imagine the carnage and death that will come as polar bears invade further south as global temps decline?

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Have you not heard? Global "Warming" is so "Yesterday's News!"

HA! I had only to see the quotation marks around Warming to know your link is hardly a truly independent source, Pupovich! I don't even have to click on it to know it's obviously nothing but the ravings of a heretic Denier and Bush bootlicker who's being bribed by Halliburton and Exxon Mobil to spread his reichwing hate and lies.

Come off it, is that the best source you can find for your totally uncool "Global Cooling" conspiracy? Some lousy "I-love-Bush-and-think-he's-a-great-president-and-man-of-honor" 19 percenter with his head stuck in the sand--make that desert sand soaked with the blood of 60 million (as of 9 pm EST this date) American soldiers and Iraqi children all melted into radiated mush?

When are you going to stop marching blindly in ignorant lockstep, think independently, and join the crowd? Come on, Pupovich! 81 percent of the population can't possibly be wrong! That sounds like a consensus to me, and where there's consensus, the debate is over!

Oh, and did I forget to mention you're on triplemime probation again?

I'm so confused....

Commissarka, you are so out of the water on this... I could show many links. Now had you bothered, you would have seen the actual data from the same places that the "warming" failures used,,, such as NASA etc. Now this even mentions the article you state and does not claim it is the end of the warming, but the temps did indeed make the largest one year drop ever seen.

sources-say-globally-cooler-in-the-past-12-months

Of course you could show many links, Pupovich. You just can't show me any from truly independent sources. You think I'm going to click on your latest right wing, Bush-loving link and read the ravings of some pathetic Denier/19 percenter who's so desperate to call attention to himself and his totally misguided cause, that he'd actually talk to the likes of (ptui) GLENN BECK?!?

I will take this opportunity to remind everyone, especially you, Pupovich, that we cannot have open, thoughtful, meaningful debate in this forum if you persist in disrupting it by posting all these fiercely right wing partisan, inflammatory links to sites spewing views embraced only by the last two members of the We Are the Idiots Who Love George W. Bush Fan Club.

THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!

But Commissarka, those are the same 4 sources used by non-person G and his now doomed associates. He has failed once more, and only a wrecker would support him now.

Commissarka - I love the new term "19 percenter" for the way it sounds ominous and frightening enough without disclosing the meaning of it. It reminds me of the great Lenin's invention - the words "Menshevik" and "Bolshevik", which are also made-up words and mean something like "Minoritarian" and "Majoritarian." The Mensheviks were the communists who happened to be in minority at a Party congress voting on the necessity of a violent revolution, hence the name. The turmoil-and-death-loving Bolsheviks were in majority, so they declared that the consensus had been reached and the debate was over. The Mensheviks were the original Deniers. So when the Bolsheviks went ahead with their plans and took over the country in 1917, one of the first things they did was to start exterminating the Mensheviks. Not many people regretted the loss of the Mensheviks whose name sounded as bad as "Deniers" and "19 percenters." But the Bolsheviks sounded so cool. Who wouldn't want to join the consensus and be in the majority? Not the Democrat voters!

I can't take credit for "19 percenter"--I merely appropriated it from a certain self-proclaimed borderline genius who gets his HBO from the numbers he digs out of obscure polls and his own Alexa rankings.

Actually, when I first saw the term "19 percenter," I thought Commissarka Pinkie had committed ThoughtCrime™ in reference to the neo-con's claims of our democratic majority's Congress approval ranking. Praise Lenin she explained what she meant by that.

Commissarka, you are looking rather lovely today. There is a certain glow to your face, the sort of glow you have after catching criminal Kommissar Vodkov trying to spy on you through your window and the terror as you loose the hounds of justice upon him; or even the glow you have after a undisturbed night with this Brad Pitt.

This is the earth-shattering, trumpet-blaring, press-stopping source for Genius's little straw:

http://www.americanresearchgroup.com/economy/

Note this is the verdict of ALL Americans--all 1,100 of them!

UPDATE: This link is no longer valid! Do not click on that link.

I SAID, DO NOT CLICK ON IT!

Do you want to wind up like that guy at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark--the sneery, sniggering one who wore the dark hat and glasses? (Hm, he reminds me of somebody.)

That's what will happen if you click on that link!!!

How did this country survive before polls?

I found this on the Internet today and also inserted it in the leading article in this thread.

<img src="https://thepeoplescube.com/images/Bush_Fault.gif">

That is a classic one Glorious Cube!

I do believe Red Square just found Dante's Tenth Circle of Hell.

It's too animated to lie! It must be the truth!

Excellent point Premier! Animateds can not lie! No drawing can tell a lie that fast!

Unless it was made by filthy kkkapitalists.

It is with a heavy heart that I am compelled to denounce the American Research Group (see my edited post above, 3/9/2008) which only last month so courageously and reliably reported that only 19 percent of all 1,100 Americans approve of George Bush.

I hailed this poll result, and showered praises and HOsannas over the ARG for their informed, independent, and fair-minded polling.

But now, it seems, even they have caved in to the ruthless bullying of the Bush Administration. Obviously, they and their loved ones were threatened with shipment to Gitmo . . . or worse, bribed. For if we were to go by their latest poll, we would have to call those few still blind and stupid enough to march in lockstep with Bush's failed policies . . . "24 percenters."

This is absolutely shameful.

To think that such a fine, respected, world-renowned institution and global treasure like the American Research Group would stoop to this.

And to add insult to injury, they don't even ask questions about the war!

Not one question. Not one word.

Shameful.

But those of us who care know The Truth. And those of you who don't--well, you're still 19 percenters!

Just so you know that.


If anyone wants to talk to me, I'll be out on the ledge.

Don't do anything rash Commissarka! That ledge could crumble at any moment due to the neglect of the Bush-Halliburton regime. Get back in as quickly as possible! Just be very very careful. Don't make any hasty moves!

Sorry, Pupovich, but I'm staying out here. And yes, you've correctly interpreted that crazy gleam in my eye, which means I've come up with yet another harebrained Progressive scheme form of civil disobedience that's sure to send a strong message to those who are too spineless to stand up to the crimes of this evil, illegal, immoral, corrupt, bloodthirsty, murderous, failed . . . what was I going to say now?--oh yes--Bush Administration!

I'm staying out on this ledge until he's impeached. You continue tallying his crimes. Meanwhile I'm going to start a new thread promoting my latest lamebrain idea newfound Glorious Cause!

You are a credit to the movement Commissarka, I must say I am relieved to see that you are only going to do a "stand in" on the ledge... for a moment I was worried you were going to do a "die in" leap to show your HBO, <Note to self - cancel the order to turn off Commissarka's phone and order for leather sofa-bed combination and polar bear rug for office, Look for other for opportunities to expand space.>

Pinkie's latest NYT op-ed piece under the pen name "Gail Collins" is glorious indeed!

Time for Him to Go

What! Is Commissarka Pinkie insisting that we register to read her?

Are you questioning my methods, Pupovich? Why shouldn't people register to read me? I want to know who's reading me and especially who isn't, so I know who to put on the list next time there's a purge.

Putting Barack Obama in charge immediately isn't impossible. Dick Cheney, obviously, would have to quit as well as Bush. In fact, just to be on the safe side, the vice president ought to turn in his resignation first. (We're desperate, but not crazy.) Then House Speaker Nancy Pelosi would become president until Jan. 20. Obviously, she'd defer to her party's incoming chief executive, and Barack Obama could begin governing.
As a bonus, the Pelosi presidency would put a woman in the White House this year after all.

Now, I'll have you know I'd much rather see the Empress in that position. But I shan't give up hope if she is to be The One's Secretary of State.

A great many Americans have been counting the days all year on their 2008 George W. Bush Out of Office Countdown calendars. I know a lot of this has been going on because so many people congratulated me when the Feb. 1 Bush quote turned out to be from one of my old columns. (“I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth from the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.”)

Don't you love how I patted myself on the back there? Ain't I just adorable?

Bush might not love the idea of quitting before he has a chance to light the Christmas tree or commute the execution of one last presidential turkey. After all, he still has a couple more trips planned. And last-minute regulations to issue. (So many national parks to despoil, so many endangered species to exterminate ... .)

Note the ellipsis there at the end. That means I had a lot more to say in that particular vein, but the Grey Lady said I was going over the maximum allowed word count and would have to whack out a few things. When I refused to desecrate in such a fashion my greatest opus yet, they did it themselves, the bastards!

However, he might still have a chance to avoid the absolute bottom of the barrel, a spot currently occupied by James Buchanan, at least in my opinion. Buchanan nailed down The Worst President title in the days between Abraham Lincoln's election and inauguration, when the Southern states began seceding and Buchanan, after a little flailing about, did absolutely nothing.

AARGH! I really hate it when editors start tinkering with my work, and once it's published, I sit down to read stuff I never even wrote! Currently occupied by James Buchanan? I didn't write that! The spot is currently occupied, and will always be occupied, by George W. Bush.


Alas, this article barely scratches the surface of what I really wanted to say. Oh, but I wrote such a magnum opus making the case for why Bush should go now! But Old Man Pinch said it was too "over the top", that I should tone it down, that he doesn't want to risk alienating what few readers he has left. Like who could possibly be offended by it? Everyone hates Bush. Just ask Dr. Andrew Yu-Chen Whosiz or whatever his name is on the IFP.

And speaking of IFP, I'm really hoping the Mime will swipe this article and give it pride of place on his front page. It'll fit right in with his latest press-stoppers, like Bush's recent drop in the polls (just when you thought he couldn't sink any lower!), how no one in Peru wanted to shake his hand and get his cooties, and how even Carla Sarkozy proved she's not the bimbo I thought she was when she made some thoughtful, shrewdly intelligent and insightful remarks about Bush.

I'll see if I can scrape up the original draft of my article, and post it in a new blog. Because I can do so much better than this, if only I have complete editorial control.

Then again, perhaps I shouldn't blame the NYT but Bush for this. After all, who's been suppressing free speech and crushing all dissent for the past 8 years?

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Then again, perhaps I shouldn't blame the NYT but Bush for this. After all, who's been suppressing free speech and crushing all dissent for the past 8 years?

BUSH!

Got HBO?

For economy's sake, Pelosi needs to push for impeachment now

Commissarka Sharon Osbourne has an additional crime for the list, saying this recently about the passage of Proposition 8 in Kalifornia: "Bush, blame everything on Bush."

Da, Commissarka. Da!