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Germany Bravely Tackles the Homeschool Question

9/18/2013, 3:34 pm
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The Wunderlich Family - Notorious Religious and Educational Criminals

Great news, comrades and kameraden! The progressive and enlightened state of Germany has taken steps to eradicate its land of the international menace of parent directed education – in other words, the Homeschool Question.
On August 29, 2013, at 8:00am, armed police and social workers raided the Wunderlich home in Darmstadt, and heroically rescued four state wards, aged 7-14, from the evil designs of their parental units. Armed force was necessary, according to Judge Koenig of Darmstadt, because the children may have “adopted the parents' opinions” in regard to homeschooling.
Homeschool families throughout Europe have been put on notice by this bold state intervention to protect the Children™ from such cruelties as beatings, neglect, child prostitution, and being taught by their parents.
The defensive argument put forth by the parents invites international ridicule. These notorious religious criminals felt they had a “right” to educate “their” children! Ha! “Their” children? Such a claim brings derisive laughter from across the fruited collective.
Trouble began when the parents defied the state authorities and insisted on imprisoning their children for extensive sessions of religious and educational brainwashing. When parents become so deluded that they think they are entitled to educate their children, they have clearly overstepped the bounds laid down by the state. Only the state has the expertise and the compassion to instruct children in correct opinions, and the sooner dysfunctional parents get that through their heads, the better.
Well, isn't it time we got on board with Germany?

In the backward state of America where rampant homeschooling has been the norm since the Bush years, acts of terrorism and violent crime have been on the increase. Today, you never know when you're going to be assaulted by some crazed homeschooler toting an AR-15 shotgun. The least we can do is contact our progressive brothers in the Struggle for the Common Good™ and congratulate them roundly for their decisive action in making examples of the Wunderlich family.

Perhaps one day, say Next Tuesday, parents in this nation will know their place, and we will see the plague of homeschooling uprooted with children thinking approved thoughts in unison.
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9/18/2013, 3:42 pm
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9/18/2013, 10:21 pm
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9/18/2013, 11:36 pm
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Captain Craptek knows what he is talking about... he is beloved and trusted in Germany! Here a group of ladies greet him at the airport.

(Note: I know this is Germany because of the 'Achtung' sign in the background.)

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9/19/2013, 12:57 am
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
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Captain Craptek knows what he is talking about... he is beloved and trusted in Germany! Here a group of ladies greet him at the airport.

(Note: I know this is Germany because of the 'Achtung' sign in the background.)

Comrade Putout,

Was it really necessary to include a photo of me taking a pee? Really?
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9/20/2013, 8:47 am
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Now, back to the main issue. Is homeschooling a threat to collective thought? Of course it is! The only question is how we eradicate it. After all, the Children™ belong to the collective, not to their parental breeder units.
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9/20/2013, 8:55 am
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Komissar Blogunov wrote:
Now, back to the main issue.
WHEW!
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9/20/2013, 3:01 pm
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Prog Off: I deleted a couple of unfitting posts because of the seriousness of the issue expressed here, albeit ironically. The family mentioned is a real family that really did have their children taken from them in a police raid, and there really ought to be international attention drawn to their plight. Let's continue to be facetiously supportive of the German government and keep the posts relevant.
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9/20/2013, 6:29 pm
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Of course The Children ™ need to be educated by Party approved skool institutions ONLY!!!! How else are they supposed to learn what a Po' Pimp is?!?!?!

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/09 ... louisiana/
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9/20/2013, 8:57 pm
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Komissar Blogunov wrote:Image
Prog Off: I deleted a couple of unfitting posts because of the seriousness of the issue expressed here, albeit ironically. The family mentioned is a real family that really did have their children taken from them in a police raid, and there really ought to be international attention drawn to their plight. Let's continue to be facetiously supportive of the German government and keep the posts relevant.

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9/25/2013, 2:35 pm
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Ahhh, guten kultur!
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9/25/2013, 4:33 pm
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What's a "Po' Pimp"?
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