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Global Warming: Hotter Teachers, Dumber Students


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I want to go back to skool.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB
Section 9.

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I had no idea! So this is what all the fuss is about. But, where do the polar bears fit in?

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Please understand that this is all part of the glorious plan to create more useful idiots.... er, progressives. If we had publik indoctrination centers... I mean public schools... that taught reason, classical (pre-multiculturalism) history, research, economics, civics, math, and other such subjects, we would have a country full of independent thinkers who would question the Party's authority.

With "dumb", leftist indoctrinated students, we can push out our easily debunked propaganda like "Man-made global warming", "the state can take care of you (forget who is going to really pay for it)", and the "Party knows best (so do not question the Socialist/Democrat national party!)". We can push this stuff because few progressives are smart enough, or mature enough to see past "Reality TV" and the fact that the AP newscasts use the exact same "police sources" in Iraq even though the incidents occur whole cities apart.

Using attractive indoctrinators is the same tactic our beloved KGB used on Western Imperialists as the glorious USSR was itself maneuvering for total global domination. See, an independent, logical "Evil Conservative" would quickly point out the logical flaw in that statement (The USSR was the imperialist, but projecting it onto the West). However, the useful idiot... I mean progressive... that went through proper indoctrination sees no problem with the doublespeak in the first sentence of this paragraph. Such abilities of reason are not meant for the workers of the progressive movement. We are all equal but.... The Party elite are more equal than others.

That said..... Can I be indoctrinated again? I got it bad for teacher!!

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Obviously this is happening because the schools don't have enough money to hire the teachers from the 1950s. That would require building a time machine, and the only person on the planet who could do it - Al Gore, the People's Hero of Invention - has his hands tied up fighting Global Warming unleashed on us by the evil Bush-Cheney conspiracy!

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Comrade TankoGrad wrote: With "dumb", leftist indoctrinated students, we can push out our easily debunked propaganda like "Man-made global warming"

Komrades up above

Indeed the education of oz-stray-yuns down under is also vital. But just look at what we must contend with. Despite my best efforts as green leader I can't shut up this guy

www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22246204-25717,00.html

His articles appear in a newspaper which people buy! Because it has pictures of men playing party-approved football games!

And even the green faithful occasionally slip up and allow the wrong information to be seen, such as this
<br>talkclimatechange.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=56

The battle is far from won.

Excuse me. I must go and congratulate the Stray-yan revolutionary opposition leader Kevin Ruddy for his fine liberal values, as he has admitted to visiting a New York Progressive Erotic venue. IF that doesn't win him the hearts of the progressive Elite, I don't know what will.

Beez

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More lies! We need hot teachers! I can't concentrate without being distracted by hot teachers! Unfortunately for me, throughout my high school years I seemed to get stuck in the classes that had ugly sows teaching. There were several hot ones that the other students had classes with, and due to my glorious socialist upbringing, I decided that If I couldn't have one of their classes, then I must complain about it to everyone. But to no avail.

Besides, the schools here in California are so bad anyway that having hot teachers wouldn't make much of a difference anyway.

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Oh my Lenin! I was just looking for that "Inconvenient Truth" to post here, and when I googled it, this is where it brought me! Thanks!


 
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