Tasteful Germans' tasty Obama snack: Frozen Chicken fingers

A company in German has just introduced a line of snacks called "Obama Fingers": frozen chicken fingers with curry dip. To American ears this carries an offensive racial connotation Should the Germans have known better?

Now The One will even feed us in His Name!

mmmm....Obama

"The Host" of the Messiah.

Comrades,

I did not know that The One was also a qualified proctologist, although I should have realized it from the growing mountain of circumstantial evidence.

Oh, wait, "Obama Fingers" could be a come-on, a promise even! Why, look at the stimulating caresses given to Wall Street donors who gave to His campaign. Does this mean we can all start to queue for our own turns at the hands of Über-Lider-Maximo 0bama?

Heh! And all Jesus gave the masses was loaves and fishes. Who's the best messiah now, eh?

Opiate of the People wrote:Heh! And all Jesus gave the masses was loaves and fishes. Who's the best messiah now, eh?

Is it true that when it comes to alleviating human and spiritual suffering, the one who provides the deep fryer always wins?

Comrade_Tovarich wrote: Is it true that when it comes to alleviating human and spiritual suffering, the one who provides the deep fryer always wins?

Yes, Comrade, harken back to the Seven Obamatudes: Blessed is he that provides the finger lickin' good, for he shall appear on Leno. Or something like that.

Blessed are the poor in mortgages, for theirs is the kingdom of lending
Blessed is ACORN, for they shall inherit the land
Blessed are those who loan, for they shall be bailed out
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst after other's wealth for they shall receive it.
Blessed are the illegal aliens, for they shall obtain mortgages
Blessed are those who clean out the treasury, for they shall see Obama
Blessed are the tax dodgers, for they shall see a Cabinet Post
Blessed are those who suffer high taxes for the sake of those who do not work, for theirs will belong to others.

Blessed are the chickens from which Obama Fingers are made for making the ultimate sacrifice for the disciples of his O'liness. These Obama fingers are created from the flesh of chickens aren't they?

Obama fingers are people! Obama fingers are people! Ahhhaaa!!!!!