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Glorious Instructions for Proper Clipart Usage

8/16/2025, 5:39 pm
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The Visual Agitation Directorate has graciously bestowed upon you a new arsenal of glorious, politically reliable clipart. We once had it in the previous version of the Cube, but capitalist wreckers stole it during the upgrade.

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Locate It – You will find the People’s Clipart tab while posting in our Editor for the Rich—just beneath the posting box, next to Attachments. If you cannot find it, immediately report to your nearest Re-Education Officer for remedial training.

Select It – Click in your post where you wish to deploy the People’s Image. Then select the clipart that most inspires your proletarian soul. Avoid decadent bourgeois doodles unless preparing for a satirical purge.

Deploy It – Insert the clipart into your post, manifesto, or denunciation. Ensure correct alignment with Party guidelines: clipart must glorify the Struggle, mock the Enemy, or—ideally—both simultaneously.

Celebrate It – Sit back and marvel at your contribution to the Glorious People’s Cube Aesthetic. Remember, comrades: art is not meant to be “good” — it is meant to be correct.

⚠️ Failure to use clipart properly may result in downgraded rations of People’s Pixels™.

 
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8/16/2025, 7:05 pm
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Red Square wrote: ↑
8/16/2025, 5:39 pm
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The Visual Agitation Directorate has graciously bestowed upon you a new arsenal of glorious, politically reliable clipart. We once had it in the previous version of the Cube, but capitalist wreckers stole it during the upgrade.

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Locate It – You will find the People’s Clipart tab while posting in our Editor for the Rich—just beneath the posting box, next to Attachments. If you cannot find it, immediately report to your nearest Re-Education Officer for remedial training.

Select It – Click in your post where you wish to deploy the People’s Image. Then select the clipart that most inspires your proletarian soul. Avoid decadent bourgeois doodles unless preparing for a satirical purge.

Deploy It – Insert the clipart into your post, manifesto, or denunciation. Ensure correct alignment with Party guidelines: clipart must glorify the Struggle, mock the Enemy, or—ideally—both simultaneously.

Celebrate It – Sit back and marvel at your contribution to the Glorious People’s Cube Aesthetic. Remember, comrades: art is not meant to be “good” — it is meant to be correct.

⚠️ Failure to use clipart properly may result in downgraded rations of People’s Pixels™.


Such progress is worthy of the highest commendation, Comrade Red Square. It brings greater equality to the artistically challenged without costing additional rations of People's Pixels™ while at he same time embellishing even the most prosaic of posts. It's like ketchup on burgers, mustard on hot dogs or sour cream on bananas.

Is there a way to contribute to the current collection?
 
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8/16/2025, 8:40 pm
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Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑
8/16/2025, 7:05 pm
 Is there a way to contribute to the current collection?
 

This collection was assembled over time as brain droppings of the kollektive mind. And while they are all equal and korrekt, they are not exclusive; more clipart can be added as long as it doesn't overwhelm the aforementioned kollektive mind.
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8/16/2025, 9:08 pm
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Speaking of which, I always intended to add the People’s Emojis™ to the People’s Clipart - but somehow there was always a capitalist plot, a bourgeois distraction, or a decadent counterrevolutionary errand. No longer! The Party has finally authorized their deployment, and our comrades can now express their righteous outrage with an officially sanctioned smiley face.

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