Comrades, let us not be misled by bourgeois headlines about “crashes” and “failures.” The glorious Kosmos 482 has not crashed - it has arrived. Precisely on schedule and on target.

This is not a malfunction. It is a strategic planetary deployment. The Soviet spacecraft, launched in 1972, was only presumed to be lost. In fact, it was observing radio silence as part of a long-term infiltration protocol. Now that it has returned to Earth, it can begin Phase II: demoralizing decadent Western infrastructure by posing as “space debris” while actually collecting parking ticket data and interfering with Amazon deliveries.

The Ministry of Retroactive Triumphs has already confirmed this as a historic victory for Soviet cosmic resilience. While Western capitalists waste money launching things away from Earth, Russia brings them back for reusable occupation of planetary territory.

Stay tuned for the announcement of a parade and commemorative postage stamp.

Our Visual Propaganda Department wasn’t late to post this Current Truth article. It was simply waiting for the spacecraft to fully embed itself into capitalist soil before declaring glorious victory. Timing is everything in strategic disinformation.

It also seems that a commemorative postage stamp has already been designed ahead of the event's completion.





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Red Square wrote: ↑

5/12/2025, 4:36 pm

Our Visual Propaganda Department wasn’t late to post this Current Truth article. It was simply waiting for the spacecraft to fully embed itself into capitalist soil before declaring glorious victory. Timing is everything in strategic disinformation.

It also seems that a commemorative postage stamp has already been designed ahead of the event's completion.



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Comrade, my staff will see to it that this poster is transormed into a postage stamp within 24 hours, although it may be a "forever stamp" in order to avoid price and currency ambiguities within the USSA Postal Commissariat (you know how trigger happy touchy they can be).


Any directives for adjustments should be voiced ASAP before the stamp goes to the still water-mill powered USSAPC press.
 

Take that Space X!

Success!



Happy Posting!