Comrades! Rejoice! The People’s Cube has been heroically upgraded to the newest, most perfect, and most secure platform in the history of progressive cyber-collectivism. It is flawless, it is glorious, and it is, naturally, mandatory.

As part of this Great Leap Forward, we have introduced several revolutionary new features. Most notably, the ability to share People’s Cube pages on social media with the first image or attachment from the post appearing automatically. This monumental achievement took several Five-Year Plans to complete, during which many loyal coders remained dutifully chained to their computer stools, sustained only by Party-approved beet rations.

During this noble struggle, you may have experienced occasional “imperialist sabotage” in the form of blank pages, cryptic warnings, or the site not loading at all. But fear not! The Party assures you these relics of the dark kapitalist past have been purged. Ahead lies only the bright, bug-free future in the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™.

Now go forth, Comrades, and share the Cube — for it is the will of the People!

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote: ↑

8/9/2025, 9:57 pm

"Peole" is Estonian for "to the party." Thus, His Equalness has inserted a clever Baltic pun to demonstrate the worldwide revolutionary vision of the People's Cube™.

Correct, Comrade! “Peole” is, of course, the ancient Estonian rallying cry meaning both “to the Party™” and “to the party”. In proper dialect, the difference depends on whether you are marching in lockstep or merely reporting for mandatory vodka rations.

Either way, the spelling was not an error — it was a multi-lingual revolutionary Easter egg, planted to remind comrades that the People’s Cube™ transcends borders, languages, and even basic proofreading.

It has since been corrected to prevent any counterrevolutionary rumors and/or capitalist disinformation campaigns.

Comrades, while I have been checking in from time to time, I had no idea that numerous - and, of course, glorious - Five Year Plans were being executed during my absence!!
I raise two full tin pitchers of 195 proof beet vodka in honor of this (these?) glorious achievement(s)!!!

Snek, the Glorious People's Cube averages completion of a five year plan every thirty-six months, and once in early 2021, we completed three Five Year Plans in just 72 hours by hitching a turbocharger to Other Ivan's vodka works at Tractor Barn #2. We produced 15 years' rations in a mere three days before the explosion and fire.

Ivan Betinov wrote: ↑

8/9/2025, 11:42 pm

Snek, the Glorious People's Cube averages completion of a five year plan every thirty-six months, and once in early 2021, we completed three Five Year Plans in just 72 hours by hitching a turbocharger to Other Ivan's vodka works at Tractor Barn #2. We produced 15 years' rations in a mere three days before the explosion and fire.

The People’s Cube has been surpassing five year plans since the very first five year plan! See here the glorious first five year plan was exceeded by millions and millions thanks to the far-sighted vision of Lenin and the Party:

viewtopic.php?p=16998#p16998

I wondered where that Bolshevik 'Big Balls' ended up.

Comrade Otis wrote: ↑

8/10/2025, 11:03 am

Ivan Betinov wrote: ↑

8/9/2025, 11:42 pm

Snek, the Glorious People's Cube averages completion of a five year plan every thirty-six months, and once in early 2021, we completed three Five Year Plans in just 72 hours by hitching a turbocharger to Other Ivan's vodka works at Tractor Barn #2. We produced 15 years' rations in a mere three days before the explosion and fire.

The People’s Cube has been surpassing five year plans since the very first five year plan! See here the glorious first five year plan was exceeded by millions and millions thanks to the far-sighted vision of Lenin and the Party:

viewtopic.php?p=16998#p16998

Comrade Otis, The jackalope spread your report about The People’s Cube using Red Square’s enabling technology. May your account of far exceeding all previous 5 Year Plans be an inspiration for young comrades to take into their personal accounts…were they to have one.
Love, The jackalope

Thank you Red Square for inspiring workers to produce such a wonderful tool. Thank you for giving us the ability to share The People’s Cube.

Yes, I like it!