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Gov Brown: All CA government jobs to go to illegals by 2020

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Sacramento, CA - With the appointment of the first illegal alien to a state position, and as an expansion of California's sanctuary state policy, California Governor Jerry Brown announced today that beginning next year, all state jobs will transition from citizens to illegal aliens.

"The state can save a ton of money on this," the governor said. "Besides, who wants a dreary government position anymore anyway; these are not jobs Americans want because the Party says so. We start sending out pink slips in June. We should be on target for a total replacement of government employees by the beginning of 2020."

It is rumored that current state workers who object will be threatened with "voluntary relocation" to a Third-World country of their choice. This would, no doubt, help to free up more housing for deserving illegal aliens and work as a slap in the face to those undeserving state workers who support President Trump.

Phone calls to the state employees union were met with a "number disconnected" message.

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Kommissar Brainiac wrote:
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Sacramento, CA - With the appointment of the first illegal alien to a state position, and as an expansion of California's sanctuary state policy, California Governor Jerry Brown announced today that beginning next year, all state jobs will transition from citizens to illegal aliens.

"The state can save a ton of money on this," the governor said. "Besides, who wants a dreary government position anymore anyway; these are not jobs Americans want because the Party says so. We start sending out pink slips in June. We should be on target for a total replacement of government employees by the beginning of 2020."

It is rumored that current state workers who object will be threatened with "voluntary relocation" to a Third-World country of their choice. This would, no doubt, help to free up more housing for deserving illegal aliens and work as a slap in the face to those undeserving state workers who support President Trump.

Phone calls to the state employees union were met with a "number disconnected" message.


I'm getting the feeling that Jerry wants to break up with U.(nited) S.(tates).




 
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