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Gov. Walz Clarifies Positions

10/29/2024, 11:28 pm
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Governor Tim Walz said, and I misquote, "One man's tampons are another man's libertarianism. One man's libertarian is another man's fascist terrorist. And one man's fascist terrorist is another man's neighbor. So, terrorists are just being neighborly. And you can misquote me on that."
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10/30/2024, 1:06 pm
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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
10/29/2024, 11:28 pm
 Governor Tim Walz said, and I misquote, "One man's tampons are another man's libertarianism. One man's libertarian is another man's fascist terrorist. And one man's fascist terrorist is another man's neighbor. So, terrorist are just being neighborly. And you can misquote me on that."

I swear on Lenin's tomb that I read the headline and thought the entire post would be:

"bottom"
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10/31/2024, 2:53 pm
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Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Toohey,

My first thought was that Tampon Tim had revised the Kama Sutra.  Seems like something a deluded evil reprobate creative soul like Tampon Tim would find the time to accomplish.  No, I don’t want to visualize it myself.

Red Salmon
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10/31/2024, 3:34 pm
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Red Salmon wrote: ↑
10/31/2024, 2:53 pm
 Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Toohey,

My first thought was that Tampon Tim had revised the Kama Sutra.  Seems like something a deluded evil reprobate creative soul like Tampon Tim would find the time to accomplish.  No, I don’t want to visualize it myself.

Red Salmon
Comrade Embarrassed Salmon,  you're not taking into account the Kamala Sutra.
 
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10/31/2024, 6:50 pm
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Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Hop-a-long,

I was trying so hard to go there.  So much trauma, so little mind bleach.  Thanks so much…

But seriously, which page of the Kamala Sutra will she reference first when having her way with us? 

Red Salmon
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10/31/2024, 7:06 pm
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Red Salmon wrote: ↑
10/31/2024, 6:50 pm
 Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Hop-a-long,

I was trying so hard to go there.  So much trauma, so little mind bleach.  Thanks so much…

But seriously, which page of the Kamala Sutra will she reference first when having her way with us? 

Red Salmon
Perhaps this page:



It's so sexy.
 
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11/5/2024, 4:08 pm
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Commissar, sorry, governor, Walz taught me all I needed to know about manliness.

I am man enough to go in to the boys room and get a tampon for my girlfriend even though she has a penis.  AND vote for Kamala.  

FORWARD!!!
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