Government to create space jobs

Thanks to the North Brevard Economic Development Zone Plan, we can instill big government into anything - from funding and eventually controlling Blue Origin Project to other government race-to-space plans. As capitalists move toward space, we should establish ourselves beyond the atmosphere. We must claim the moons, Mars, Venus, and other planets for Red Square.

Do not worry about not having bodies for space purposes since we will pick comrades off the streets to manage our space programs. I am sure Comrade Crazy Bob will be happy to help with the launches, as well as provide us with a heart-warming story about a homeless person finding a home due to government help. Kerbal Space Center has nothing on us.

Next Tuesday is nigh and we must get our suits ready for space liberation.

Forward!
 

The USSA needs more people to go into politics and become space cadets. Or even one of the two.


 

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The USSA needs more people to go into politics and become space cadets. Or even one of the two.
Is this not a redundancy?
 

My mother was so proud and told all the neighbor-ladies that I was going to be a Cosmonaut.

She received a letter from the University Dean of Liberal Arts stating that I was "taking up space..."
 

Lev Termen

The USSA needs more people to go into politics and become space cadets. Or even one of the two.

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Tovarisch Lev Termen! This appears dangerously close to the fictional "Be Alert! (America needs more lerts)"...

But it seems Dear Kamrade People's Representative Sheila Jackson Lee has once again led the way!:



 

Dave,

Here in Texazistan, the ways of She-Jac are already legendary, and here at the cube it is known that her triple-crown weave is just a bit too tight...continue to post the never-ending adventures of the Congresswoman, as others need to learn from her!
 

I particularly admire She-Jacs math skillz.
 

Here is another legendary Peoples Representative space kadet:


 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

Dave,

Here in Texazistan, the ways of She-Jac are already legendary, and here at the cube it is known that her triple-crown weave is just a bit too tight...continue to post the never-ending adventures of the Congresswoman, as others need to learn from her!
Tovarisch Ivan! Here in the People's Soviet Socialist Repulik of Georgia we have People's Representative Tovarisch Hank Johnson to carry on where Dear Kamrade People's Representative Sheila Jackson Lee has pioneered!

It is one-upmanship on a glorious scale!:



And, speaking of one-upmanship on a glorious scale, there's Dear Kamrade Gummipuppe!


 

Kommissar Uberdave

Lev Termen

The USSA needs more people to go into politics and become space cadets. Or even one of the two.

SomedayAlice.gif

Tovarisch Lev Termen! This appears dangerously close to the fictional "Be Alert! (America needs more lerts)"...

But it seems Dear Kamrade People's Representative Sheila Jackson Lee has once again led the way!:




Firstly, Commissar Uberdave, I absolutely love your new avatar. Classy!

This video you have posted of She-Lee talking reminds me so much of this dude talking. That would be Harry Nilsson's take on political BS. One must substitute the word "lime" for "lie."



In addition, since the gubmint can't create jobs here on earth (and can't admit that) let's reach for the stars! Yeah, that's the ticket! That will require, of course, more money taken from each human, (except for us bureaucrats). Heavy breathers (except for perverts) will be heavily taxed according to their mandatory breathalyzer test, which will be administered, at random, on a daily, or weekly, basis. Those with asthma or other breathing disorders will not be exempted. For the good of the collective. (eheheh)
 

Pamalinsky

Firstly, Commissar Uberdave, I absolutely love your new avatar. Classy!

Thanks, Pamalinsky, but I have Komrade Putout to thank for creating it and Komrade Red Square for applying it.