Comrades,

Grab your forks and get ready to eat some fine truly progressive chow this Thanksgiving day. I've been cooking up a storm in the People's Navy Galley and present the following for your politically correct dining: Of course no animals were harmed or even annoyed during the making of the meals.

First off to start how about some mushrooms garnished and broiled to perfection to get those taste buds in the mood.........


After sinking your choppers into those succulent shrooms of course you'll want to wash that down with a cool one and what else would a progressive drink?


Time to hit the main course..........


Now that is what I call poetry on a plate!!!!!!

And this wonderful side dish to go along with it that's right its BEANS!


Only need one word to use to describe the above after looking at it and that word is ....YUMMY

Now that you've had your fill how about a little dessert?


Words fail to describe this creation! Sorry though you're going to have to wait until the main meal is over before you'll get chance to wrap your lips around a huge slice of that!

So who's first line to dine!

Very Respectfully,

Commodore Snoogie Woogums

P:S Also as a true progressive I believe in equality for all and a true equal division of labor that does not stereotype or demean in anyway. So with that in mind Pinkie, Frau, Leninka and the rest of the females in the collective you've got dishes to do after we eat while all of us menfolk go out and have a smoke and talk men-stuff.

I am so touched (no I mean that.... in a good way. I have forgotten all about that little "incident" of touching last week. We were both of drunk, so well, umm... let's not mention it again). There is nothing better than delicious Kool Aid, is there now. And beans. My my my, this think of all the 'after dinner' "conversations" that will be had. And toful turkey, ah humm, I did not know there was such a delightful banquet available.
Please let me bring the People's Favorite - beets!

There is no need to thank me. It is my pleasure.

comrads these creations are far superior to those of the capitalist scum from amerikkka. this their turkey, dressing, green beans, corn, mashed potatos and gravy. makes me want to puke to think most will not even have 1 beat on this day.

Many of us can now partake in such a feast as this, duly giving thanks to "The One" that made it possible through the enlightened policies of his administration. The People's welfare, as always, remains his top priority.

Those are turkey franks by the way...........Michelle's idea.

Remember, those who advocate consumption of innocent turkeys are evil:


--KOOK

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I am so touched (no I mean that.... in a good way. I have forgotten all about that little "incident" of touching last week. We were both of drunk, so well, umm... let's not mention it again). There is nothing better than delicious Kool Aid, is there now. And beans. My my my, this think of all the 'after dinner' "conversations" that will be had. And toful turkey, ah humm, I did not know there was such a delightful banquet available.
Please let me bring the People's Favorite - beets!

There is no need to thank me. It is my pleasure.

Frau,

What a delightful addition to the feast! Oh don't worry after looking at that mouth watering hunk of beetyness, believe me a thank you was the last thing on my mind. I'm so happy that you felt the need to also include an extra beet dish instead of just the single one. Just imagine my joy.

Oh Frau, I believe you are correct about the beans spicing up the after dinner conversation. You've inspired once again to add another item to the menu.


A cheese log! So after the beans who is going the be the first one to cut the cheese?

Ahhh.....and yum too, Comrade Snoogie,

You were most creative (brought up bile to my mouth LOL) in your presentation of the People's meal. You saved me from having to prepare some kind ofswill...errr...I mean repast, to serve the proles. All the more time for me to astonish the Party Elite at our annual, endless holiday celebrations with my culinary prowess. You will be there, of course? We, of the Party Inner Circle, have much to be thankful for, Si?

And dearest Fraulein: I am so thrilled that you have taken it upon yourself to delight the proles with your culinary creations. Everyone should take an interest in the Cooking Arts!
But where do you find the time?

I'm contemplating a new Foodie thread with recipes and reviews, etc. Would you and Snoogie like to become Food Critics? I must run this past the Director, of course, but there is Hope that in the coming new year, and the beginnings of yet a new 5-year plan, that something can be worked out. It would be an invaluable service to the Collective to know how to prepare and consume the People's glorious roots, BEETS!



And now a toast to all! Happy Thanksgiving and may all give thanks to our Troops, and have too much to eat and drink! LOL

Comrades, on this day we must remember those less fortunate than us made progressives. Even as we speak, countless millions haven't come over to our correct way of thinking. These sad, and potentially dangerous people must be shown true socialist compassion and generosity, so that they too can experience the mind altering joy of having The State care for their every need. And if not, well there is always the gulag. {Off} Happy Thanksgiving Comrades!

Most loyal Snoogies, your cheese delight will undoubtedly be the delightful end to the meal. And I believe you should be the first to cut the glorious cheese (since Chedoh is not around, who better?). What a pity our dear Leader and his family cannot join us in the festivities?

My idea for breaking with tradition as presented in another thread...

"The thought of viewing a dismembered turkey carcass is more than I can bear. This year I will break with tradition (spit) by making a turkey meatloaf covered in bacon and served with cornbread stuffing, cranberry sauce and of course, pickled beets."

Pales in comparison to your culinary ideas. What was I thinking? I should've wrapped the turkey meat around the cornbread stuffing before baking it (slapping his forehead).

Comrade Whoopie wrote:My idea for breaking with tradition as presented in another thread...

"The thought of viewing a dismembered turkey carcass is more than I can bear. This year I will break with tradition (spit) by making a turkey meatloaf covered in bacon and served with cornbread stuffing, cranberry sauce and of course, pickled beets."

Pales in comparison to your culinary ideas. What was I thinking? I should've wrapped the turkey meat around the cornbread stuffing before baking it (slapping his forehead).

Not to worry, Comrade Whoopie,

No one and I will repeat that, no one asked you to worry about cooking or baking or broiling or braising, etc....I would guess that you get the drift....I will make sure to bend the Director's ear and correct this problem.....I believe that you would be a most willing student and a "sponge soaking up the knowledge that is food"....Si....it will overtake the masses....there is no escape.....everyone needs to eat....just make sure that you are in control of what they eat!
The fastest way to a prole's heart/mind is their stomach....hahahhahahhaha!

PS I hope that you stopped by Party Headquarters to fortify yourself? May Stalin and Lenin watch over your poor fragile. overworked brain......It's ok, comrade....let it go......

May Marx bless you great Chef of the People. I would gladly trade some schooling in the culinary arts for instruction on uploading images to the server.

(I lift my glass to you)

Comrade Whoopie wrote:May Marx bless you great Chef of the People. I would gladly trade some schooling in the culinary arts for instruction on uploading images to the server.

(I lift my glass to you)

It is of note to learn his skills have vastly improved over earlier reports.
https://thepeoplescube.com/post103823.html#103823

I couldn't help but take a picture of my favorite course.

Comrade Chairman Dear Leader, such a glorious picture, makes my stomach perform heroic deeds of acrobatics previously unknown in the Western World.

ummm, after beholding those turkey, I think I'll stick to tofu.

Comrade Red Square, after beholding those turkey, is not murder to kill turkeys, but act of mercy! Would need to put those turkey in <u>two</u> paper sacks to cook them. Even so, oven would probably engage in projectile vomiting... which is probably why North Korean projectiles headed south: Dear Leader saw pictures of these birds.

Comrades,

Glorious news, a disgusting intellectually impaired reichwinger had a little problem this year trying to cook a turkey.

This guy is an obvious Tea party supporter: