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Greatest Former President Ever: Jimmy Carter

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Jimmy Carter Leaves Cuba, Where He Denounced U.S. Embargo...
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Comrades, what great news to find that former President Carter is continuing to undermine the United States while on the soil of foreign nations; especially communist ones! Yes, once again (2002 was first time) Jimmy Carter has become the only President to ever visit Castro's Communist Cuba. See, Comrade Carter is a true fighter for the socialist cause, so visiting Cuba is natural for him. While there, Jimmy was quick to dispell any rumors about the great Fidel's health..... ~

"We welcomed each other as old friends," Carter said of the meeting with the 84-year-old Fidel Castro. Carter said Fidel Castro "seems to be in good health."
See Comrades, like a good manchurian candidate, he went there on a "mission" to free a jailed American Spy, but it was all a ruse. Carter symbolically met with the CIA spy, and was escorted away, feeling no attachment to the criminal. In fact, Carter was in on the ruse.....
"The Cuban officials made it very clear to me before I left my home that the freedom of Alan Gross would not be granted."
Classic! Carter knew his "mission" was pointless even before he left America, yet he still went! What a TRUE Comrade! See, this Mossad-and-or-CIA SPY, Alan Gross, ILLEGALLY brought satellite equipment into Cuba; so he rightfully deserves a short 15 year stint in a Cuban prison. Carter glossed over the treatment of this spy Alan Gross nicely, as he reported this to the media...

He said he met with Gross at an undisclosed location Wednesday morning, and that the 61-year-old contractor told him he had lost 40 kilograms (88 pounds) since his arrest in December 2009. "He still seems to be in good spirits, professing his innocence," Carter added.

Boy, Comrade Carter really knows how to take one for the team, or he is clearly suffering from dementia. "Seems to be in good spirits" eh? Wow Jimmy, wow.... As we all know, Jimmy has done more to ruin America's image around the globe than any other President, maybe save the current "Il Douche." With that said, there is no disputing the fact that Comrade Jimmy Carter is the Greatest Former President Ever.

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I will always credit President Carter for instilling in me a deep emotional reaction to the Progressive World View. He deserves our thanks.
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Ah, yes Il Douche is indeed, "a man for all seasons"!

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Isn't that pronouced:

Ill Dooosh?

--OR--

Ill Doo-CHE?


I just want to ensure I pronounce it correctly.

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
F.A.R.C.-EP wrote: Image

I must say this image sent a tingle up my leg!!!

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
You know...

I almost cannot wait for Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) to be voted out of office... I am cetain He will be an even GREATER "elder statesman" than the mentor he has patterned His one-term Presidency on: Jimmy Carter.

IMAGINE all the good intentions He'll be free to spread about?

Perhaps that has been His plan all along??? Oh, Marvel at His unfathonable wisdom!!!

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He said he met with Gross at an undisclosed location Wednesday morning, and that [highlight=#ffff99]the 61-year-old contractor told him he had lost 40 kilograms (88 pounds)[/highlight] since his arrest in December 2009. "He still seems to be in good spirits, professing his innocence," Carter added.

My my! This is quite impressive! The man lost 88 lbs. Has anyone informed MOO-chelle about this incredible diet plan? Afterall, she is the "Obesity Nanny™"—ever-vigilant crusader for The Peoples Food Replacement Act™.

She really needs to look into this to verify everything Comrade Mickey Moore has said about the Cuban healthcare system being the finest in the world (bar-none), and with this... revolutionary diet plan that is obviously part of their statist-of-the-art healthcare system, it would be negligent not to share it with the rest of the [obese] world.

We can only Hope™ that the impending ObamaCare™ Cradle-to-Grave® coverage will include such a worthy diet plan such as our Cuban healthcare experts have devised. I am greatly encouraged by this.

For the CHILDREN™.

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Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote:Isn't that pronouced:

Ill Dooosh?

--OR--

Ill Doo-CHE?


I just want to ensure I pronounce it correctly.
GRRRRR!!! Perhaps a "dead fish" mail-a-gram is in your future , comrade Ram-u-el?


 
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