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Grigori Rasputin Revealed As Hillary's Campaign Manager

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COMRADE HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER FINALLY REVEALED!!

ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA - Hillary Clinton unveiled her 'secret weapon' today in her epic and interminable struggle against fellow Democrat, Barrack Hussain Ali Baba Siddiqui Mehmoud Obama: Grigori Rasputin. Long thought to be dead, the evil and enigmatic cleric from Russia's czarist era is still alive, well, and making political calculations for his evil master, Hillary.

"It give me great pleasure to help the devil," said Rasputin in a recent interview with Spin Magazine. "She is even more beautiful than I imagined she would be when I sold my soul to her in 1903. It make me happy to continue to manipulate the levers of power in secret!"

Trying to shed his "bad boy" image from the past, Grigori has spent the intervening decades following his supposed death by drowning working on his tan, occasionally trimming his beard, and listening to The Beatles' St. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band backwards with headphones. Besides these things, however, he has also re-labeled himself "Greggles" to soften his much-maligned historical image.

"This is new century," said Greggles, smiling for our cameras. "I pick new, friendly name to make kids feel better about me and Mrs. Clinton. When she's elected, I will make a fortune selling the movie rights to my autobiography!"


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Premier Betty wrote:He looks familiar... do I know him?

Maybe you do, maybe you don't.


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IT'S VODKOV!!!

Check his avatar! It's none other than the Criminally Insane Vodkov, who's been plotting against the Empress for months, even to accusing me of being a Huckabee Operative when I'm not that kind of HO--I'm a Hillary Operative!

He's obviously infiltrated the Winter Palace (Or is it Peterhof? Or the Alexander? Or the Catherine? Well, it's wherever empresses hang out).

I have him by the guest soaps now!

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So Pinkie your are a female ho not a male ho?

Im so confused.....

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I have him by the guest soaps now!
So that's what "Commissarka of Guest Soaps" in your signature means...

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Lone Red Star: Not only do you sound like Premier Betty, but I think you have me mixed up with Lenin 'n' Thingies.

Red Square: I think you were at the beach when according to the thread linked below, Nancy asked for someone's testicles that were stored in a bathroom drawer. Alas, I'd mistaken them for guest soaps and placed them in a soap dish; then Pupovich came along and mistook them for doggie treats.

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1747<br>
If memory serves, he washed them down by drinking out of the toilet.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:IT'S VODKOV!!!

Check his avatar! It's none other than the Criminally Insane Vodkov, who's been plotting against the Empress for months, even to accusing me of being a Huckabee Operative when I'm not that kind of HO--I'm a Hillary Operative!

He's obviously infiltrated the Winter Palace (Or is it Peterhof? Or the Alexander? Or the Catherine? Well, it's wherever empresses hang out).

I have him by the guest soaps now!


I have no idea what you are talking about. But just in case, report to your local commissar and make sure you say goodbye to your family.

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Pinkie - I believe I saw a pair of what you're describing in a movie named Hoffa about a progressive and fearless union leader who sent them in a box as a present to a journalist. Of course it;'s not the present itself, it's the attention that counts. After that Hoffa and his Teamsters Union enjoyed only positive coverage from that scribe. What an excellent example of good media relations, as opposed to bad media relations that George W. Bush has.

I guess you could use them as soap or at least a sponge in the shower, but I didn't know they also were good as dog treats. Indeed we haven't yet explored the whole wide realm of capability of our organs - Aliza Shvarts is right!

Comrades,

Commissarka Pinkie is correct in her description of the events that led to the discovery of Commissar Pupovich's favorite treat. If I remember correctlly, he tried to explain his eating Rahm Emmanuel's testicles as just a simple mistake of thinking they were those small guest soaps in Nancy's bathroom, which Pinkie misplaced because they were so small. It was a innocent case of mistaken identification of doggie treats.

Commissar Vodkov, what new plot's do you have in the works? ?

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Komrade Zarkof wrote: Commissar Vodkov, what new plot's do you have in the works? ?

It wouldn't be much of a plot if I told you. This place is swarming with spies working for...ummmm...our enemies. Even Huckabee has a high level mole here - as you all know.

Cough cough *Pinkie* cough

Actually, my plots are getting so complicated I'm not even sure who I work for anymore - but I'm on the People's side I think.

But anyway, you will find out soon what my plot is! I mean plots. Then all class enemies will regret they were brought into this world by their bourgeoise mothers!

It's good to hear from you, Commissar. Who are you supporting for POTUS? Is it Hillary or BHO? The wind is beginning to shift towards BHO now that Hillary is in trouble in the primary.
Hillary still has some HO's here on the Cube and we're anxiously awaiting word from Her Excellency about Her intentions for the Convention in Denver. Will the Supreme Superdelegate help Her in Her hour of need??

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: If memory serves, he washed them down by drinking out of the toilet.

Clearly it does not serve you well Commissarka, as anyone who follows the thread can see what happened.

Now let us get back to the task at hand.... Kommissar Vodkov,

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Komrade Zarkof wrote:It's good to hear from you, Commissar. Who are you supporting for POTUS? Is it Hillary or BHO? The wind is beginning to shift towards BHO now that Hillary is in trouble in the primary.
Hillary still has some HO's here on the Cube and we're anxiously awaiting word from Her Excellency about Her intentions for the Convention in Denver. Will the Supreme Superdelegate help Her in Her hour of need??

Well, collectivism is fashionable these days, thank Stalin. All three contenders for the presidency are socialists so, of course, I will support the one who wins.

Regarding her Royal Highness, the Cloven-Hoofed Empress of the End Times, Hillary; she still has a couple of cards up her sleeve. Her loyal minions are working like ants under yours truly's Iron Fist to advance true socialism in the face of this preposterous challenge from that change-begging pauper and charlatan Hussein. Granted, Hussein has all the qualities you could hope for in a president, including pure hatred for the oppressive white, non-muslim middle class. How could anyone say "I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction" and not be regarded as a potential savior?

But... just look at the Empress! Her grace and ruthlessness are unrivalled! Her faustian bloodlust stirs the soul and evokes passions you didn't even know you had. Hussein is just a pale shadow compared to the empress. A bumbling cretin not even worthy of Hillary's spit upon him, let alone something more.

So here it it. I support Hillary for POTUS! What else? Unless she loses.

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Hillary. Obama. Ugggh. After so many years of triumph in expanding the progressive world of Next Tuesday, we end up at the shallow end of the gene pool?

Why, comrades, have we not taken the pure Socialist DNA of our beloved Lenin or Stalin to resurrect an Uber-Progressive? It is clear that Amerikka's decadent culture can no longer support pliable, politically reliable candidates for our uses. We must directly transplant from native soil.

Only bold steps will deliver us from the evil Bu$h/Cheney/Halliburton cabal of capitalistic repression and imperialism. Are there no other genetic scientists to join me in this glorious cause?

Release your dogs and your show trials upon Vodkov if you must, but do not take your eye off the balls guest soap in play here!


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Greetings, I am Dr. Sergei Gno, Chief Clinical Morphologist for the People's Institute for Socialist Sciences (PISS) and morphology consultant to the Cilnton '08 Campaign. I have long been an admirer of the Cube and your glorious leader. This is my second post, hopefully of many as I endeavor to enlighten all for the Greater Good, and in turn receive enligtenment from the Collective.

Comrade Vodkov, we can help you with your, eh, personal challenge. It seems only inevitable that you will hear the heavy boots of correction upon your doorstep any night now. Would you not feel better if you submitted to a simple procedure to rectify the microspasms in your medulla oblongatta? Our staff will do its utmost to make your stay at our clinic a pleasant one. Think about it, Kommisar. Would it not be better your brains be exposed to correction by our delicate instruments, rather than by the blunt club of necessity?

We accept most medical plans, including CollectiveCare and HillaryCare. If you don't get help from PISS, please get help from somewere. I feel your pain.

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Dr. Gno wrote: Comrade Vodkov, we can help you with your, eh, personal challenge. It seems only inevitable that you will hear the heavy boots of correction upon your doorstep any night now. Would you not feel better if you submitted to a simple procedure to rectify the microspasms in your medulla oblongatta? Our staff will do its utmost to make your stay at our clinic a pleasant one. Think about it, Kommisar. Would it not be better your brains be exposed to correction by our delicate instruments, rather than by the blunt club of necessity?

We accept most medical plans, including CollectiveCare and HillaryCare. If you don't get help from PISS, please get help from somewere. I feel your pain.

I'm feeling fine good Doctor. My political correctness has never been in doubt before, at least not by true socialists. My experience is that the only people who accuse me of being Criminally Insane are Bu$hist moles and Huckabee agents. They are everywhere and we must strike back and eradicate them from our collective!

I implore you Dr Gno, do not force me to put you on my watchlist along with other enemies of The People like Commissar Pup and Pinkie. Soon we will purge all the traitors from Her Majesty's ranks of worker ants and pray you are not on my list when that happens comrade!

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Kommissar Vodkov wrote:My political correctness has never been in doubt before...

...and pray you are not on my list when that happens comrade![/quote]

A helpful hint, Vodkov: you'd better spin that pray line and quickly if you are to retain the integrity of your political correctness. For example, our open minded culture permits prayer to Gaia, Algore, the Empress, Kim Il Sung, Lenin's corpse, Shirley Maclaine's ancestral spirits (they're really all her anyway), even Allah, but you are never, ever to be supposed to encourage prayer to the Self Existant Creator God of heaven and earth revealed in the Bible. Doing so suggests a power higher than the state which confronts our consciences and controls our destinies - which, I hardly need to tell you, is perfectly unacceptable to progressives.
I'm just trying to save you a good bit of unpleasant reeducation for "evil cult activities", Kommissar.

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Dr. Gno wrote:Comrade Vodkov, we can help you with your, eh, personal challenge. It seems only inevitable that you will hear the heavy boots of correction upon your doorstep any night now. Would you not feel better if you submitted to a simple procedure to rectify the microspasms in your medulla oblongatta?

Welcome Dr Gno. As Commissar of Mental Health I believe we can make use you.... of your services. You have been through the Karl Marx Re-Education Center I presume? Otherwise your credentials look to be impeccable. As for the problems with Kommissar Vodkov, there is an explanation for his behavior[URL] which I am sure you will understand.

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Komissar Blogunov wrote:[]A helpful hint, Vodkov: you'd better spin that pray line and quickly if you are to retain the integrity of your political correctness.

Clearly Criminal Kommissar Vodkov has once again shown the ThoughtCrime™ that continues within him despite numerous operations, warnings, and corrections. His insistence on using the P word has convicted him once more.

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I also welcome you, Dr. Gno (from γνωσις? - clever), with my 281st post. In real life I was once a mental health assassin assistant at a reeducation facility for obnoxious teenagers, but that was in the days of the DSM III-R, so it's been a while.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:
Komissar Blogunov wrote:[]A helpful hint, Vodkov: you'd better spin that pray line and quickly if you are to retain the integrity of your political correctness.

Clearly Criminal Kommissar Vodkov has once again shown the ThoughtCrime™ that continues within him despite numerous operations, warnings, and corrections. His insistence on using the P word has convicted him once more.
Lenin knows, I tried to help. Let's let Dr. Gno have a go at him and see if there's any hope for change with Vodkov before we resort to more drastic measures. Stalin forgive me, but I just love drastic measures! I love them! The power, oh, the power...

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What great restraint you show Kommissar Blogunov, though I see no real reason for it? We all love drastic measures!

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I thought you were my friends!

You are all on my list now. You better start praying!

Infidels!


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Premier Betty wrote:He looks familiar... do I know him?

Al Bundy

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Premier Betty wrote:What did I do?!?
If you don't know,far be it from us to tell you.....but I think you do know,Comrade.

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Never overestimate the Premier....you have no idea the damage he endured in public education, a severe Hot Pocket addiction, and video gaming.

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Kommissar Vodkov wrote:
You are all on my list now. You better start praying!

Infidels!

There you go again despite repeated warnings about using the P word![/size]

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Oh, well. Nothing a few hours of playing GTA IV can fix.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:Never overestimate the Premier....you have no idea the damage he endured in public education, a severe Hot Pocket addiction, and video gaming.
Oh my Lenin! I forgot about the Hot Pocket thingie....that pic. of the Premier w/
the crap...er stuff all over his face made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself...thank Lenin for Kegels(only the wimmins will get this).

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Premier Betty wrote:Oh, well. Nothing a few hours of playing GTA IV can fix.
Btw/ I wanted to ask you if your avitar pic. is a pic. of you or is it someone famous...It seems familiar to me but I can't place it. And what is GTA IV?

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Nevermind about the GVT thingie...It's Grand Theft Auto,right?

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Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:.thank Lenin for Kegels(only the wimmins will get this).

And Sherlock Pup.... he gets it, or to be more accurate, wishes he did.

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Yes, GTA is Grand theft Auto, is one of world's greatest video game series.

And my avatar is of this guy. Who is the bad guy in this movie.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:
Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:.thank Lenin for Kegels(only the wimmins will get this).

And Sherlock Pup.... he gets it, or to be more accurate, wishes he did.
Don't be so sure....hubby says he lives in fear of pissing me off and having it broken in half....did i write that out loud? Damn quervo.

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Premier Betty wrote:Yes, GTA is Grand theft Auto, is one of world's greatest video game series.

And my avatar is of this guy. Who is the bad guy in this movie.
No matter it just always makes me smile when i see it :)

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Sounds like your hubby is trying to get himself a subsidy.

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Is it the bad haircut that makes you smile? Are you mocking me?!?

Because if you are then I'm gonna hafta go into a corner and cry....

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Please don't go into a corner and cry. Not mocking you at all. I like this pic. This guy just seems to be full of joy and you can't help but smile along w/ him. I apologize for denouncing you earlier. I also apologize to anyone who might have been subjected to my earlier Cuervo-enhanced posts.I don't believe I even spelled Cuervo right.
Have to go back later and delete. I am ashamed. Not for posting buzzed,but for not drinking Party-approved hooch....should have been vodka. But that's what they
were serving at the pool party,so whatayagonnado?

And to Pupovich...yeah,he probably is,the whiny crybaby...

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This might explain some things:

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...or not....


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Yeah... well, at least L.N. Thingies knows who I am now.

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Premier Betty wrote:Yeah... well, at least L.N. Thingies knows who I am now.

And that's all that matters....that and the collective,of course.


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Komrade Zarkof wrote:It's good to hear from you, Commissar. Who are you supporting for POTUS? Is it Hillary or BHO? The wind is beginning to shift towards BHO now that Hillary is in trouble in the primary...


I am definitely NOT in favor of electing/installing a Browser Helper Object.

Comrade Krotchsky wrote:Image COMRADE HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER FINALLY REVEALED!!

ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA - Hillary Clinton unveiled her 'secret weapon' today in her epic and interminable struggle against fellow Democrat, Barrack Hussain Ali Baba Siddiqui Mehmoud Obama: Grigori Rasputin. Long thought to be dead, the evil and enigmatic cleric from Russia's czarist era is still alive, well, and making political calculations for his evil master, Hillary.

"It give me great pleasure to help the devil," said Rasputin in a recent interview with Spin Magazine. "She is even more beautiful than I imagined she would be when I sold my soul to her in 1903. It make me happy to continue to manipulate the levers of power in secret!"

Trying to shed his "bad boy" image from the past, Grigori has spent the intervening decades following his supposed death by drowning working on his tan, occasionally trimming his beard, and listening to The Beatles' St. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band backwards with headphones. Besides these things, however, he has also re-labeled himself "Greggles" to soften his much-maligned historical image.

"This is new century," said Greggles, smiling for our cameras. "I pick new, friendly name to make kids feel better about me and Mrs. Clinton. When she's elected, I will make a fortune selling the movie rights to my autobiography!"
ImageGreggles! Tell Hills -dahlink -you must try harder! Second place iz no good. Oh yes -stay out of cellars and trust nobody with cigars!

Yours eternally,

Nickie


 
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