Gun-free zone bill advances; we mean it this time


"It is obvious that our current gun-free zone legislation is not working because perpetrators keep bringing guns inside gun-free zones without anyone being able to stop them since no one else has guns in a gun-free zone," said their statement. "We really need to put our collective foot down and ban guns in gun-free zones again and for real. If that doesn't work we will ban them a third time."
We expect that this new legislation will forever stop shootings in gun-free zones. And if it doesn't, at least we will get warm fuzzies knowing that we tried to do something.
The NRA responded with a facepalm.




And if this doesn't work, at least we will get warm fuzzies knowing that we died trying.