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Happy 100th to Jimmy Carter!

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And if Kamala gets "elected," Carter will drop to 4th Place behind her and the other two quockerwodgers.

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In 1860s England, jumping jacks became known as “Quockerwodgers”. The term eventually became a negative appellation for a politician whose “strings” are pulled entirely by their own “puppetmaster”.

https://alanehunter.com/tag/quockerwodgers/

Every day is a new day to see the string pullers.

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Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Funny that Timmy Tampon would be associated with string pullers.  I'll get busy denouncing myself and reporting to the rail yard...

Red Salmon

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Red Salmon wrote:
10/1/2024, 9:31 am
Funny that Timmy Tampon would be associated with string pullers.  I'll get busy denouncing myself and reporting to the rail yard...
Comrade, your comment about strings is welcome in this thread.
 

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"Comrade, your comment about strings is welcome in this thread."

What exactly are you trying to, (ahem), pull by.....inserting.....a comment like that?

Sorry - couldn't help myself, Comrades. We're easily amused here in Northern Bidenistan.

Although, Bidenistan does have Dogfish Head Beer. It doesn't compare to the legendary Beet Vodka Ivan serves over at Tractor Barn No. 2, but it does have the same used Skydrol with a hint of roasted JP4 aftertaste and a mild radioactivity from the Salem Nuclear Power Plant. I think the secret is the water from the Delaware Bay.

Seeing Jimmy Carter turn 100 reminds us that only the good die young. The very thought fills me with a certain late '70s......malaise. Doctor said, "Take two terms of Reagan and call me in the morning." Unfortunately, we woke up in The Bushes....

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Red Zeppelin wrote:
10/1/2024, 2:28 pm
"...Bidenistan does have Dogfish Head Beer. It doesn't compare to the legendary Beet Vodka Ivan serves over at Tractor Barn No. 2, but it does have the same used Skydrol with a hint of roasted JP4 aftertaste and a mild radioactivity from the Salem Nuclear Power Plant. I think the secret is the water from the Delaware Bay.
You're lucky to have it, Comrade. All we have in the bunker is case upon case of these:


They've been stockpiled in the lower levels since at least 1984. 


 
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