Comrades, today is the one and only day of the year when we celebrate the workers of the USSA, and we'd be remiss to let it pass unrecognized. 

In the Glorious World of Next Tuesday, every day will be Labor Day, and every worker will enjoy the privilege of equal unemployment benefits.

Special recognition goes to the heroic posters above. Truly, they capture the proper agitprop spirit: bold colors, stern faces, and slogans sharpened to ideological perfection. One can almost hear them shouting from the wall, rallying the workers to greater feats of production and proper thought. It warms the Party’s heart to see such talent deployed in the service of ideological hygiene. May your posters march proudly into Tractor Barn #2, where they will be laminated and hung over the punch clock for eternal inspiration!

RE: "ideological hygiene"

I'm gonna start using that.......for a lot of things.

Work harder, comrade - it’s a holiday! Celebrate with 12 glorious hours of mandatory productivity.

Red Square wrote: ↑

9/1/2025, 10:03 pm

Special recognition goes to the heroic posters above. Truly, they capture the proper agitprop spirit...It warms the Party’s heart to see such talent deployed in the service of ideological hygiene. May your posters march proudly into Tractor Barn #2, where they will be laminated and hung over the punch clock for eternal inspiration!

Thank you, Comrade Red Square, for The People's Seal of Approval.

 

Red Zeppelin wrote: ↑

9/2/2025, 9:38 am

RE: "ideological hygiene"
I'm gonna start using that.......for a lot of things.

At first I misread that as "ideological iodine," but after realizing it was non-ideological dyslexia I decided it might not be a bad idea after all to treat the slings and arrows of our adversaries with a stinging solution to ideological infection.

 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

9/2/2025, 11:33 am

At first I misread that as "ideological iodine," but after realizing it was non-ideological dyslexia...

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

I've always known I was born in the wrong body. I am actually a robot. It's the new socialist transformation of human nature. I am a new communist robot.

I'm still kind of confused about where I go to the bathroom though. I think we need robot bathrooms.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

9/2/2025, 11:26 am

Red Square wrote: ↑

9/1/2025, 10:03 pm

Special recognition goes to the heroic posters above. Truly, they capture the proper agitprop spirit...It warms the Party’s heart to see such talent deployed in the service of ideological hygiene. May your posters march proudly into Tractor Barn #2, where they will be laminated and hung over the punch clock for eternal inspiration!

Thank you, Comrade Red Square, for The People's Seal of Approval.


 

The jackalope shrunk these Labor Day memes into little laminated key fobs to remind the jackalope every day is Labor Day, so count your blessings….name them one by one.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

9/2/2025, 11:33 am

Red Zeppelin wrote: ↑

9/2/2025, 9:38 am

RE: "ideological hygiene"
I'm gonna start using that.......for a lot of things.

At first I misread that as "ideological iodine," but after realizing it was non-ideological dyslexia I decided it might not be a bad idea after all to treat the slings and arrows of our adversaries with a stinging solution to ideological infection.


 

Just placed a new bottle of Ideological Iodine in the gulag medical bag. Thanks Colonel Obyezyana!

Margaret wrote: ↑

9/2/2025, 7:51 pm

I've always known I was born in the wrong body. I am actually a robot. It's the new socialist transformation of human nature. I am a new communist robot.

I'm still kind of confused about where I go to the bathroom though. I think we need robot bathrooms.

Jiffy Lube?