Comrades, in the decadent rural enclaves of Western agriculture, today is Lughnasadh or Lammas, the first day of harvest. I prefer "Lammas" because "Lughnasadh" sounds too much like a farmers handkerchief (you know what I mean), but I digress.

In the more advanced and reasoned land of the USSA, where we have no time for pagan foolishness, we adulate Science™ and recognize that today is nothing more than the approximate midpoint between June Solstice and September Equinox. What does that mean to our teeming masses? It means Lammas is like every other day: you get up and hit the fields, gather all the beets you can, then go lay down until you do it all over again the next morning—every day of the year.

In these photos—taken only this morning with the most technologically advanced, USSA-made photographical devices available—you can see what I mean:




So, Comrades, as the day wears on, think of where your beets come from and also think about where your beef comes from and the subversive eggheads of academia who plot to keep it from us through twisted logic:

https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2025 ... k-n4942196
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

8/1/2025, 8:27 am

What does that mean to our teeming masses? It means Lammas is like every other day: you get up and hit the fields, gather all the beets you can, then go lay down until you do it all over again the next morning—every day of the year.

Thank you Colonel Obyezyana for getting The Collective beet rooted in the Amerikkkan Work Ethic. So much non commie bs about The Workers whinging about what kind of Beet Harvesting clothing is required by The Beet Farm has gone unpunished. How hard is it to explain that a beet harvester doesn't get to show up for work wearing some "Che is Dead, get over it!" t-shirt? The private life is dead, comrade. This is the Beet Field, not some social constructed individualism!! Are we clear, here?

Some of these non commie beet harvesters have the temerity to demand tips for the privilege of digging for beets?? Where do these non commie nonsensical ideas get procreated??

There must be swift and severe punishment for these poorly educated beet harvesters in the true purpose of Work and its Ethics or The Collective will never have nice things, again.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Kamrade Colonel O. We are all aware that beets have been replaced with Mary Jane fields and Kulaks replaced by adorable children toiling in the fields in kamrade Guv'ner Brylcreem's glorious People's Republic of California who cry for their mothers as they are hauled away by the evil Nazi Tom Homan's Gestapo...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gvo5G7eWgAA ... me=900x900

...Of course this might explain what those "bioethicists" have been smoking.

Kamrade Colonel O. We are all aware that beets have been replaced with Mary Jane fields and Kulaks replaced by adorable children toiling in the fields in kamrade Guv'ner Brylcreem's glorious People's Republic of California who cry for their mothers as they are hauled away by the evil Nazi Tom Homan's Gestapo...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gvo5G7eWgAA ... me=900x900

...Of course this might explain what those "bioethicists" have been smoking.

Kamrade Colonel O. We are all aware that beets have been replaced with Mary Jane fields and Kulaks replaced by adorable children toiling in the fields in kamrade Guv'ner Brylcreem's glorious People's Republic of California who cry for their mothers as they are hauled away by the evil Nazi Tom Homan's Gestapo...



...Of course this might explain what those "bioethicists" have been smoking.

Kommissar Uberdave wrote: ↑

8/2/2025, 10:01 am

Kamrade Colonel O. We are all aware that beets have been replaced with Mary Jane fields and Kulaks replaced by adorable children toiling in the fields in kamrade Guv'ner Brylcreem's glorious People's Republic of California who cry for their mothers as they are hauled away by the evil Nazi Tom Homan's Gestapo...




...Of course this might explain what those "bioethicists" have been smoking.

To think some Commie/Cartel vaqueros rounded up those children in Columbia, herded them all the way to the Southern Border of USSA, so they can pick “Newscum’s Own” Devil’s Lettuce for the Democrat Party he’s throwing for California. Doing the job California children aren’t allowed to do, because of production thefts.

Besides, those Columbian children were going to be picking for the Big Cartel, anyways.
One beet field is just like any other beet field, when communists run The Farm.

Long weekend here in Bernmontistan, where the partaking of the pakalolo is not only allowed, but considered mandatory and is actually a secular sacrament.  I have managed to dodge the kommisars enforcing that requirement, but I think they may be on to me.  About one in five times Every time I try bring up this website on my trusty commodore 64, powered only by non-functioning wind turbines and my ol' reliable hand crank electrical generator, the site says I'm blocked due to suspicious activity.  Stay alert Komrades!