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Has Global Warming become irrelevant?

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Comrades, it has occurred to me that Global Warming should no longer be an issue. As we all know, the entire idea of Global Warming was a scheme by the Central Committee to destroy the sovereignty of Capitalist nations and bring them under the control of our glorious movement.

However, with our glorious victory, do we really want to burden our Dear Leader with this senseless scheme and all the limits it imposes on those nations that fall for it?

Could the money spent on these worthless and pointless carbon vouchers be better redistributed by Dear Leader toward ends that ensure his continued dictatorship?

Remember comrades, we must now buy the respect and loyalty of the downtrodden peasants to keep our movement rolling along unabated. With all due respect to comrade Gore, enriching his pet project to the exclusion of others is no longer an option.

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With all due respect to comrade Whoppie, Carbon Credits are an integral part of the New World Economy. We must rid our planet of the nay-sayers!

Found the following as example:

Truth is that the Planet Earth has always been, at times, a very inhospitable place to live.

I guess the cold spell that brought on the Dark Ages was brought about by the people turning off their coal stoves.

The drought responsible for the end of the Mayan Civilization was caused by too many Sacrificial Fires.

Really scary: recent study of ice cores has shown that Ice Ages can come on in as little as 10 years!

This person is needing re-education immediately.

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Comrades,

Before I begin denouncing, let me announce that my electrons are being recycled as I type this.

The cold spell of the Dark Ages was caused by mass opiate worship of the masses. When intellectuals began to appear, hot air and CO2 began to be exhaled in increasing quantities, thus creating the greenhouse gas heating that led to the Enlightenment, which led to Karl Marx and the Current Truth™.

And if anyone is hot, baby, it's Marx!

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Haven't you noticed?
They don't call it Global Warming anymore, they have changed the mantra to "Global Climate Change", since they don't know if the world is warming or cooling, they just know for sure that it is our fault and so we must quickly dismantle Capitalism.

Some still call it Gore-Bull Warming.

[BLOCKQUOTE]"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace in a continual state of alarm (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing them with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
H.L. Mencken
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Whoopie is right--at least for the time being we should set aside the whole Climate Change issue, until after the Obamessiah's Inauguration, when gazillions will descend upon Washington. We don't want to have to deal with any awkward questions about the carbon footprint, the litter, the diseases certain to arise with so many people and so few toilets, etc., the way we did with Live Earth in July 2007.

In fact, if you read all the MSM reports now, you'll find they're already complying most diligently with this directive.

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Comrades, I have found the truth and, like Mrs. Clinton's wardrobe, it is not pretty! Why is there so much carbon about these days when this was not a problem in the past? Simple... we no longer use CARBON PAPER! Yes, in the old days before copiers, when typists had to make multiple copies of documents they simply inserted sheets of carbon paper between sheets of white paper and put the whole mess in the typewriter. Carbon paper actually trapped molecules of carbon in the atmosphere and converted it to black ink when struck with a typewriter key. The more carbon about, the better copies it made; that is why it was especially useful in political offices where there was a surplus of carbon dioxide from bloviating politicians. But, with the spread of copying machines in the late 70s and the advent of word processors in the 80s, carbon paper became as obsolete as a fixed-rate mortgage. But because nothing took carbon paper's place in doing the work of trapping atmospheric carbon, we are awash in it and have to give people vouchers to get it off of their footprints. Folks, this is simple science that even Al Gore can understand; bring back carbon paper and our carbon problems will be solved!

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Comrades,

I find China's concern for global climate change interesting (considering they never signed the Kyoto Treaty): I found this article this morning while doing my required Party reading (newest Obama lies)

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China also wants specific commitments on funding to help developing nations prepare for global warming and clean up their own act, and has suggested annual contributions equaling 1 percent of the national wealth of rich countries.
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(You can imagine the country(ies) they are talking about here?)

"It's an idea on the table to emphasize what's needed," Yu said. "The (1992) convention on climate change talks about the need for additional finance. So far we have not seen meaningful movement on this."

"Without meaningful progress on these issues the whole process will get stuck."

Yu would not comment specifically on goals which U.S. President-elect Barack Obama called for during his campaign, to bring U.S. greenhouse gases down to 1990 levels by 2020 and cut them by 80 percent by 2050.

"We look forward to see a new administration more prepared to take action," he said, and called for urgent steps.

"We have this saying in China 'A journey of a 1,000 miles starts with taking the first step'. And I think it's equally true for fighting climate change."

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I guess China needs a bailout too: to start their aggressive non-existent plan to combat global climate change.

Hey Commissar Theocritis......There is talk of snow in Texas today! 'Tis the season to be jolly....HO.. HO.. HO... where the hell did that come from?? I need a nice warm vacation...soon.

basking in 54 degree temps today,

Che' Gourmet

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Comrades,

Lets not openly discuss the hidden agenda of GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSED BY EVIL CONSERVATIVE CAPITALISTIC AMERICANS.

We don't want the proles to learn that the entire purpose is to control world power through taxation / wealth redistribution and through "progressive" regulation of society to achieve a level socialist playing field for global citizens.

That, and it would be unfair and embarrassing to Comrade Algore to let it slip that it was all a concession gift to keep the big cry baby quite.

As usual, destroy this secret message by burning it, all papers, the computer and house with plenty of diesel fuel oil.




Comrade “Pul” хулиганье
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities

And makin' thugs out you suckas.
From the cradle to the grave.

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Anonymous wrote:Haven't you noticed?
They don't call it Global Warming anymore, they have changed the mantra to "Global Climate Change", since they don't know if the world is warming or cooling, they just know for sure that it is our fault and so we must quickly dismantle Capitalism.

Some still call it Gore-Bull Warming.

[BLOCKQUOTE]"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace in a continual state of alarm (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing them with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
H.L. Mencken
[/BLOCKQUOTE]

Comrades:

In the continuing fight against Global Climate Change, the UN and our Obamessiah are in agreement that something needs to be done about the effects of people breathing too much air, causing CO2 emissions to soar. I say we have an Operation Condom Drop. We can start with the elementary, middle, high, all schools, then progress to countries like that capitalistic India, etc.....Also included will be squeeze packets of Wealthspread, to insure that no child produces another hungry, air breathing, resource wasting prole. Don't fret comrades, we will be exempt from this procedure, along with mandatory sterilization that will follow as soon as we wipe out all religious worship,( besides our Obamessiah, naturally. Then we can begin to build the World of This Tuesday with the proper emphasis on redistribution of our loyal Party genes. Sound like fun, comrades?

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The developing world would oppose introducing population into the mix on the grounds that it would hold them accountable for a problem they blame on the West. The Vatican along with Catholic and Muslim countries, meanwhile, are opposed over fears population policies would increase support for abortion and birth control.
"A lot of people say population pressure is a major driving force behind the increase in emissions, and that's absolutely true," the U.N.'s top climate official Yvo de Boer said. "But to then say 'OK, that means that we need to have a population policy that reduces emissions,' takes you onto shaky ground morally."
With the world's population expected to reach more than 9 billion by 2050 — three times what it was in 1960 — researchers argue that slowing population would make it easier to solve the climate crisis.

It seems as if the UN is in agreement with the Obamessiah They are just having a problem with convincing a few million religious zealots.

CONTROL POPULATION SPREAD....USE WEALTHSPREAD!
POPULATION BY EXTERMINATION = THE COMMUNIST WAY! (and a specialty of mine....hahaha)

glad it's not me..

Che' Gourmet


 
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