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The economy was doing just fine, comrades. We were doing just fine until Teabaggers infiltrated every industry in the U.S. and began to wreck, sabotage, and dismantle the progress that this administration had made in its heroic effort in restoring the Carter Era Time of Plenty.
Yes, these teabaggin' racist -- who hate, hate and hate -- will stop at nothing to rob bread from the mouths of single mothers; stilettos from America's starving sex workers; or mascara from the tens of millions of transvestites in California who have been liberated from Mormon oppression with the repeal of Proposition H8.
These teabaggin' racist homophobes will not stop until they are called out for the racist that they are and paraded for all the world to see on Hardball with Chris Matthews. You cannot have economic prosperity until you hunt down the teabaggin' wreckers from within and expose them, expose them, expose them!
How many all white, racist teabaggers have you found in your place of work tainting the water cooler with vile propagandistic Limbaughian hate-speech? How many co-workers are doing more "co" than actual "workers"? Just how many are harboring racist thoughts against the benevolent policies being made by our benevolent first African-American president? There is racism afoot, comrades, and it is dragging down the economy!
You know what we have? We have a Hateconomics™ , that’s what we have. The Republicans, and there Teabaggin’ masters, are the creators of Hateconomics™ which is destroying the more multicultural economy with an arsenal of hate directed against the first African-American president. New jobless numbers are the result of hate, wreckers, sabotage, and even more hate! Look it up, comrades -- preferably at MSNBC, Daily Kos, The Nation, or HuffPo and they will tell you all the same: it’s straight up teabaggin’ Hateconomics™ and it comes bearing chains.
Hateconomics™ operates on two key Teabagger concepts: 1.) Tax cuts and limited government, and 2.) Jim Crow. That's right -- Jim Crow. In order for their tax cuts to work, Jim Crow will have to be revived and expanded to the far flung reaches of the American Empire. Everyone of color will be thrown under the yoke of the "free market" to slave and toil for rich, fat white men.
Don't believe me? Just ask St. Shirley Sherrod, she knows all about Hateconomics™ ! Hell, she wrote the book on white hatred for anything that isn't white. Why do you think the notebook paper your child uses for school is white? Why do you think whiteout is white? Why do you think the good clouds are white while the angry, violent clouds are always portrayed as black? The white man, comrades. The white man is intentionally demonizing and enslaving us all. I would know, I'm white and I can already feel the chains of oppression that I snapped on my ankles this morning. We need to be stopped.
If we do not stop Hateconomics™ through shrill screaming, topless street performances, and large protest puppets; why, I think America will be mired in economic calamity not seen since the dark days of Reagan. The economy can’t wait and our only salvation lies in the
benevolence of targeted government policy and central economic planning pragmatism. Yes, pragmatism. Let me say that one more time: Pragmatism.
Chairman M. S. Punchenko is former Democratic Party chair of the Commonwealth of Virginia. He is a frequent contributor for The People's Cube as well as Young Asian Sluts 4 and Backyard Skanks on Skates 5. He is currently unemployed and lives with his twelve cats and a bacteria culture growing in a two year old bowl of Cheerios.
Last edited by Chairman M. S. Punchenko on 8/7/2010, 8:22 pm, edited 3 times in total.
REASON: Amended on the advice of Comrade Otis who, in all his wisdom, clearly pointed out that we are the Party of pragmatic solutions only seeking to "reform" what troubles America. No ideologues here!
I feel so ashamed of being white. Is there a Michael Jackson reverse pill, so instead of turning whitish, we could turn blackish? This needs to be investigated so there will be some relief for us racist white people.
I am so depressed I should go force myself to have a bit of beet vodka.
I am so depressed I should go force myself to have a bit of beet vodka.
I am of much accustom to such hatred. It is with such great difficulty that I to be for having the overproductive testosterone levels which are making for the facial hairs. There are some who are even to be for the accusing of me for not be of the womens!
And not to let me for getting starting on my most proud Mooslimherhimitage. That there is to be so much of the commotion of simple little mosque in the NYC when all we are wanting is new base for recruitments to show our most sympathetic of the sympathies to those poor herhimroes who died for cause... it is of the outrage!
The hatred seems to be never for the stopping. Hitler may have had solution for just one aspect of our cause, but I to say my country peoples are to have the even greater solution for ALL the peoples of the world!
And not to let me for getting starting on my most proud Mooslim
The hatred seems to be never for the stopping. Hitler may have had solution for just one aspect of our cause, but I to say my country peoples are to have the even greater solution for ALL the peoples of the world!
Mrs. Al, I feel you should write fearless Leader with your concerns of bigotry of anti-Mooslim reighwingers. He could start another government agency to investigate (create NEW JOBS!) and send you a full, written apology. Glorious, is it not?
Fraulein Pulloskies
I feel so ashamed of being white. Is there a Michael Jackson reverse pill, so instead of turning whitish, we could turn blackish? This needs to be investigated so there will be some relief for us racist white people.I am so depressed I should go force myself to have a bit of beet vodka. My dear fraulein, my little kitten heart goes out to you, and all the humans hung up on this 'race' thing. Purrr.
As a cat, we deal with species, not races; breeds, not castes. Fear not, however, for the class struggle still remains. As do the identity politics, the rules are just a little different. We have no guilt, however, like white humans experience. Except for dogs, they are just sorry they weren't born cats.
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
If we do not stop Hateconomics™ through shrill screaming, topless street performances, and large protest puppets...Doesn't the 'O' already have those large protest puppets? You know, MSNBC?
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The economy can’t wait and our only salvation lies in the benevolence of targeted government policy and a centrally planned economic structure.Government policy and pragmatism. Government policy and pragmatism. Policy and pragmatism.
We aren't ideologues. The Right are the ideologues. We're only interested in what works. We don't want to frighten people away from us.
Fraulein Pulloskies
I feel so ashamed of being white. Is there a Michael Jackson reverse pill, so instead of turning whitish, we could turn blackish? This needs to be investigated so there will be some relief for us racist white people.I am so depressed I should go force myself to have a bit of beet vodka.
I don't know about you, but I look more Hispanic after toiling in the Florida sun.
Honored Chairman;
This horrible example of HATECONOMICS ™has recently hit the indentured slaves of the Milwaukee Teachers Union.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/08 ... er-funded/
Instead of just printing more money, the RayGun wannabes have taken away Viagra from these loyal servants of the children benefits package! Tell me, how can a teacher properlyindoctrinate educate the children day after day in the path to Next Tuesday without multiple, proper releases of the 2nd Chakra? None other than the Goracle has shown the importance of this vital metaphysical bullshit activity. And let's face it, a limp noodle just isn't going to get the job done now is it, yet with the obvious reichwingers influence on the Board that is exactly what they'll face or be laid off!
These scenes from the protest march say it all.
How can they do this to the children? HATECONOMICS -PERIOD.
On a brighter note:
U District needle exchange gives out free crack pipes:
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/424627_needleexchange05.html
This horrible example of HATECONOMICS ™has recently hit the indentured slaves of the Milwaukee Teachers Union.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/08 ... er-funded/
Instead of just printing more money, the RayGun wannabes have taken away Viagra from these loyal servants of the children benefits package! Tell me, how can a teacher properly
These scenes from the protest march say it all.
How can they do this to the children? HATECONOMICS -PERIOD.
On a brighter note:
U District needle exchange gives out free crack pipes:
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/424627_needleexchange05.html
Comrade Otis
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The economy can’t wait and our only salvation lies in the benevolence of targeted government policy and a centrally planned economic structure.Government policy and pragmatism. Government policy and pragmatism. Policy and pragmatism.
We aren't ideologues. The Right are the ideologues. We're only interested in what works. We don't want to frighten people away from us. Forgive me, Comrade Otis. I made the necessary amendment to my piece in the interest of pragmatic reform. That's all we are asking, we are asking for pragmatic reform.
Comrade Conservative Muzhelozhstvo, I have spent many, long dreary happy filled years in the beet fields, toiling away under the grueling sun, pleased to be doing my work for the good of the collective. Sun tanned skin to rival anything to be had in Florida, but alas, I am still white and still carry the 'white burden ™ '.
Comrade Mousey, much gratitude for your humble considerations. We should all be so occupies with non-species and gender as you.
Comrade Gulag4A, possible neutering should be considered? A quick snip and no more self- absorbed worries.
Comrade Mousey, much gratitude for your humble considerations. We should all be so occupies with non-species and gender as you.
Comrade Gulag4A, possible neutering should be considered? A quick snip and no more self- absorbed worries.
Honorable Chairman: After reading this mornings "news" (ha!), I honestly beleive that Hateconomics goes deeper than we may fear. Found this morning: Paul Krugman Gives Up From the article:
This scares me. Who are these "people" that would dare to disagree with the peoples' economist? Seems to me that they've been consuming too much Haterade. These Haters need to be taught the greatest Demokratik economical truth: "We can't be out of money, as we still have the printing presses." Any disagreement with that statement or Comrade Krugmans brilliant analysis is racism, pure and simple.
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Matching Krugman's claim that government can "create wealth by printing money," several posters cited the latest economic science showing that the "multipliers" that Keynesians use are wrong. They further noted that Krugman had used these wrong multipliers seventeen months ago to predict incorrectly that Obama's stimulus package would keep unemployment below 9%. And so Krugman's blog presented the most unforgivable conclusion: Krugman had actually been wrong. As he had been when he advocated low interest rates and the creation of a housing price inflation in 2001, one of the causes of current economic difficulties.This scares me. Who are these "people" that would dare to disagree with the peoples' economist? Seems to me that they've been consuming too much Haterade. These Haters need to be taught the greatest Demokratik economical truth: "We can't be out of money, as we still have the printing presses." Any disagreement with that statement or Comrade Krugmans brilliant analysis is racism, pure and simple.
Fraulein Pulloskies
Comrade Conservative Muzhelozhstvo, I have spent many, long dreary happy filled years in the beet fields, toiling away under theComrade Mousey, much gratitude for your humble considerations. We should all be so occupies with non-species and gender as you.
Comrade Gulag4A, possible neutering should be considered? A quick snip and no more self- absorbed worries. Comrade Fraulein: Just a couple of issues with this
1.) You are not "White", you are "less equal than minority comrades", but I guess due to space constraints, "white" will do.
2.) The new avatar is equal, but the sign would be even more equal if you changed the sign to "Entitlements for All!"*
* Disclaimer: By the word "All" , we mean "all comrades that toe the party line", and by "Entitlements" we mean "beets".
You are correct, Comrade Infidel, although "less equal than minority" might be offensive to all other self-considered 'minorities'?
My glorious sign pronouncing "Endowments for All" was a gift from our glorious Cube Boss, Red Square, and I would not consider changing one wee thing (for fear of gulag time) but we are all, naturally, given our well deserved Entitlements from Fearless Dearless Leader.
pssst - the sign in question is regarding my personal well endowments.
My glorious sign pronouncing "Endowments for All" was a gift from our glorious Cube Boss, Red Square, and I would not consider changing one wee thing (for fear of gulag time) but we are all, naturally, given our well deserved Entitlements from Fearless Dearl
pssst - the sign in question is regarding my personal well endowments.
Sorry Fraulein, and of course, much apologizing Glorious Leader Comrade Square. No need to send 
I certianly hope they can keep it up.
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Forgive me, Comrade Otis. I made the necessary amendment to my piece in the interest of pragmatic reform. That's all we are asking, we are asking for pragmatic reform.Excellent. Now all we need to do is crush the Right in November. Then we'll have our boot on the neck of the entire US of A. I've waited a long time for this. The revolution is right around the corner!
Regarding the Viagra issue, is it the men who are being discriminated against or is it their female partners? I get confused. The Party hasn't bestowed minority status on men as we have with women (even though women outnumber men slightly).
Regardless, we must empower male teachers!
Frau you mention White Burden™and I believe Rudyard Kipling wrote a poem about that. As Maya Angelou and Jesse Jackson has taught us, anything that you can turn into a rhyme must be true.
The White Man's Burden
By Rudyard Kipling
McClure's Magazine 12 (Feb. 1899).
Take up the White Man's burden--
Send forth the best ye breed--
Go, bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait, in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild--
Your new-caught sullen peoples,
Half devil and half child.
Take up the White Man's burden--
In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain,
To seek another's profit
And work another's gain.
Take up the White Man's burden--
The savage wars of peace--
Fill full the mouth of Famine,
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
(The end for others sought)
Watch sloth and heathen folly
Bring all your hope to nought.
Take up the White Man's burden--
No iron rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper--
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go, make them with your living
And mark them with your dead.
Take up the White Man's burden,
And reap his old reward--
The blame of those ye better
The hate of those ye guard--
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:--
"Why brought ye us from bondage,
Our loved Egyptian night?"
Take up the White Man's burden--
Ye dare not stoop to less--
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloak your weariness.
By all ye will or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent sullen peoples
Shall weigh your God and you.
Take up the White Man's burden!
Have done with childish days--
The lightly-proffered laurel,
The easy ungrudged praise:
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years,
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers.
Regardless, we must empower male teachers!
Frau you mention White Burden™and I believe Rudyard Kipling wrote a poem about that. As Maya Angelou and Jesse Jackson has taught us, anything that you can turn into a rhyme must be true.
The White Man's Burden
By Rudyard Kipling
McClure's Magazine 12 (Feb. 1899).
Take up the White Man's burden--
Send forth the best ye breed--
Go, bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait, in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild--
Your new-caught sullen peoples,
Half devil and half child.
Take up the White Man's burden--
In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain,
To seek another's profit
And work another's gain.
Take up the White Man's burden--
The savage wars of peace--
Fill full the mouth of Famine,
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
(The end for others sought)
Watch sloth and heathen folly
Bring all your hope to nought.
Take up the White Man's burden--
No iron rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper--
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go, make them with your living
And mark them with your dead.
Take up the White Man's burden,
And reap his old reward--
The blame of those ye better
The hate of those ye guard--
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:--
"Why brought ye us from bondage,
Our loved Egyptian night?"
Take up the White Man's burden--
Ye dare not stoop to less--
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloak your weariness.
By all ye will or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent sullen peoples
Shall weigh your God and you.
Take up the White Man's burden!
Have done with childish days--
The lightly-proffered laurel,
The easy ungrudged praise:
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years,
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers.
Comrade Infidel, apology accepted (and I am looking for the your $$$$ remittance).
Comarde Whoopie, I must denounce you for this statement:
Comarde Whoopie, I must denounce you for this statement:
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Regarding the Viagra issue, is it the men who are being discriminated against or is it their female partners? your sexual prejudice is most evident!
Fraulein Pulloskies
Comrade Infidel, apology accepted (and I am looking for the your $$$$ remittance).Comarde Whoopie, I must denounce you for this statement:
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Regarding the Viagra issue, is it the men who are being discriminated against or is it their female partners? your sexual prejudice is most evident!We must keep the sexes equal comrades! how 'bout we replace the term "male" with "Y+" and "female" with "X+"?
No wonder kids never learn anything at school. The Union teachers are always f#cking around. And for that,
ETA: Yes, Fraulein, the czech is in the mail.That is most good because I have just spent the money on nice beet beer!
Y+ & X+ = XX+ OR YY+ = XY+ OR YX+?
Y+ & X+ = XX+ OR YY+ = XY+ OR YX+?
Did the Frau mention there is a $10 fee for overdrawn Czechs?
hummm, I am well pleased to see Comrade Whoopie has a sense of humor or a sense of how to retrieve money from Czech's. Was Tuesday of last, Cinco de Czecho Day?
Whoopie, I must denounce you for posting the words of the arch-Capitalist and -Imperialist Rudyand Kipling, who must be burning in Hell (if Hell indeed did exist, which it doesn't) for daring to suggest that imperialism was motivated by anything other than a racist desire to exploit more deserving people.
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