Heh! The Obamessiah's campaign explained


h/t- To reichwingnut hatemonger and enemy of The People™ Mark Hemingway at National Review Online.







If we fail to help and serve Her Excellency, the USSA will be over run with mindless O'zombies who will do any vile act, upon orders of the Enemy of Our Queen (EO²Q), against the Party, the Children and the Common Good™. This must not be allowed to happen, especially if you want to sleep at night without worrying about being taken into custody by a mob of O'zombies. You will be tortured and when they are done, they will take all of the body parts that they need for the EO²Q's medical "plan".
Stand fast and labor for the victory of Our Queen and Saviour of Party, the Children and the Common Good™!!

Commissar M
Can I admit to being slightly disappointed that no one had done an Obama video to Living Colour's Cult Of Personality? Still, this one does nail it quite well.I think of that song every time I see, read, or hear Obama's name (which happens roughly every five seconds, give or take).


At 3:21....an Obama yarmulke. How cheesy.
And that has to be one very confused Jew. Of course projective progressive White guilt does wonders in the liberal commune.
I'm sure Louis Farrakhan thought up that gimmick.
Oh...I think I got faint.
THUD




Quote:
What Would Obama Do?Damn good question Commissar!
1) Deny our troops victory
2) Halt R&D on weapons research
3) Unilateral disarmament
3) Socialized medicine
4) "Reach out" to Al Qaeda, Mahmoud & Co.
5) Raise taxes
6) And most importantly, give all of us "Hope 'n Change"
I think that pretty much covers it all.


Commissar Pupovich
What Would Obama Do?What would Who do?




Oballah Akbar!
Oballah Akbar!


Obama will be our next president, Insh'Oballah.
Oballahu Akbar!


Komrade Zarkof
...Enemy of Our Queen (EO²Q)...I believe that should be amended from EO²Q (squared) to EO³Q (cubed).




Because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except for the ones who are dead.


Over every mistake,
You just keep on trying
Until you run out of cake.
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.


Personnel File Addendum:
Dear <<Subject_Name_Here>>,
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a wonderful line,
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
s t i l l a l i v e .






"It will light upon you," he continued. "You will experience an epiphany. And you will say to yourself, I have to vote for Barack. I have to do it."
Hillary Kitten
Obama's flock has millions of sheep.
Obama will reign over us from a house with many rooms.
You must have no other candidates before Obama.
Obama will raise voters from the dead.
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