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Hell froze over and it's Trump's fault

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Snow in the SAHARA: Desert sees snow for the FIRST time in 37 years


Comrades!!! If this isn't proof that the Evil Trumphitler is an enemy of the people and the environment, I do not know what is!!! This is clear evidence of CLIMATE CHANGE, comrades!!! But there is a solution. The Government, which is our all powerful God-State™.

Our almighty God-State™ can solve global warming. It can bring all Climate Enemies™ to heel, and tax them out of existence!

How do we, as Progressives™, accomplish this? ... you may ask. It is a simple step by step plan.

1. Confiscate all firearms from the unwashed masses. The only people allowed to possess a firearm, of any kind, will be the military, the police, and The Ruling Elite™ class. They will be allowed to possess firearms because it is their sacred duty to ENFORCE the God-State's™ compassion upon the proletariat. We cannot permit the unwashed masses shooting back at those who are changed with "Compassion Enforcement™". Any proletarian found to be in possession of a firearm shall be summarily executed by the all compassionate God-State!

2. Once step 1 is completed, shred that "Charter of Negative Rights" as our Dear Leader, His Excellency B. Hussain Obama has declared the current U.S. Constitution to be! The proletariat has TOO MUCH FREEDOM to speak freely! In a new progressive Constitution of the United Soviet States of AmeriKa, any proletarian who fails to think Party™ approved thoughts shall be guilty of Thoughtcrime™. Of course, the military, the police, and The Ruling Elite™ are exempted from EVER being accused of Thoughtcrime™. Any proletarian found guilty of Thoughtcrime™ shall be summarily executed by the all compassionate God-State!

3. Remove the Evil Trumphitler from the Presidency!!! Make up a reason. Tell our "Useful Idiots™" in the State Run Media Bureaus (ABC, NBC, CNN, CBS and msNBC) that Russia hacked our election. Tell them that the CIA and the FBI found PROOF!!! We do not have to provide any evidence as proof!!! Should the need, as remote as it is, arise that we, The Ruling Elite™, must do so then we can manufacture it out of thin air!!!

4. Install Hillary Clinton as "Empress Hillary the First™" of the United Soviet States of AmeriKa! If she so orders something to be done, it will be considered to have been spoken by the God-State itself! All Hail Empress Hillary!!!

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From the article:
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15,000 years? No, no, no. The Sahara is a global warming climate denier and must embrace the green movement by January 20 at noon or we will tax it and vilify it as a concealer of fossil fuels.

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This was the first snow in the Sahara since Ronald Reagan ran for president
Coincidence? Climate scientists don't think so.

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Major Ursa Vitnopants wrote: 15000 years? No, no, no. The Sahara is a global warming climate denier and must embrace the green movement by January 20 at noon or we will tax it and vilify it as a concealer of fossil fuels.

The Sahara must sign the Kyoto Protocol™ and I know the perfect person for the job! The Godfather of Despots™:

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But what if all this is Allah-(PBUH)-driven?

The plan being:
(a) drive the "snowflakes" ‒ the ones in fear of icy climate ‒ away to balmy regions with exquisite asylum-service, that is Almaniyah?
(b) enrage the remaining Soldiers of Allah PBUH, so they make al-Klimatiyah Jihad until the kuffar repair the pathetic weather (to no end, as Allah PBUH will pull the Climate-strings as much and as long and as awkward as He, PBUH, wishes!!!)

Last time there was Arab Snow - 3 years ago - they took it kinda humorously, but . . .




Seems, we must consult HAL9000ver.S on that.
Does he/it/zhir has the Allah (PBUH) factor in his/its/zhems Simulatio Computatralis Universalis?

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote: Last time there was Arab Snow - 3 years ago - they took it kinda humorously, but . . .

It/He/Zit forgot to yell Aloha Snackbar before taking the plunge. I'm guessing the Sharia will see to it that it/he/zit is sentenced to 50 lashes.

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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:... Sharia will see to it that it/he/zit is sentenced to 50 lashes.
Must have been, that clown, what they call al-Moderati.
Thinking Ali Koperniki, al-scientiyah! allahu, allahu, first Arab Spring™, now Arab Snow™! logiya!

Sure - no Aloha Snackbar? give'm lashes! throw from roof! drag to shreds! Aloha Snackbar!

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I'm shocked, shocked - there is still no progressive Global drive for total Climate Equality!
A snowball's* chance in hell we reach Global Communism - when even Climate is unequal.


* @ younger beets :
substance used by kids until the XXth century to make snowmen, I mean snowpersons out of it.

Here, typical snowpersons after it snowed hard :




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(beautiful Barrow, AK - NW of Umiat, AK)

... aaand a special for enthusiasts of Svenska språket & XXXL DICK™ shoveling :



DICK™ : Decency Inducing Control Komsomol. _Plus riposte on FB.


 
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