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Comrades! I was horrified to see this t-shirt is available for sale where impressionable children can access it. I know, I know, it makes my eyes burn, too.
However, just as the Bourgeoisie unwittingly equip and organize the Proletariat for the Revolution and the GWONT, so the capitalists have unwittingly provided this t-shirt which gives us an opportunity to root out the Wrongthinkers.
We must find the foul capitalists who are promoting this t-shirt and give them the show trial they deserve. The best way to do this is to purchase this t-shirt and find out who approves of it or at least does not passionately denounce it. Then we can separate the ACABs (good) from the law enforcement supporters (fascists). The criminals will then be executed, sentenced, and given a fair trial.
So do your part, comrades. Wear this shirt, watch out for who reacts in what way, and take names.

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Comrades, while this shirt displays a certain lack of principles, we need to begin to craft and define the theory of “Wokeness' as some involuntary compact in our attempts to organize the nature of the perfect language of symbols and of language itself. Perhaps we need to advance a more generally accepted doctrine that forces the “character” of the social compact of “Wokeness” to other forms of society like science and mathematics. Comrades, we need to create a scholar of “Wokeness” who will investigate and combine all branches of language, symbols, mathematics, scientific truths into one great system of truth. We will then be bestowed with a universal language of idiographic symbols to limit the number of defined concepts to a few simple primitive terms, a model of modern logistic treatment and all-inclusiveness.
FORWARD, Comrades!

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trashmouth wrote:... Comrades, we need to create a scholar of “Wokeness” who will investigate and combine all branches of language, symbols, mathematics, scientific truths into one great system of truth. We will then be bestowed with a universal language of idiographic symbols to limit the number of defined concepts to a few simple primitive terms, a model of modern logistic treatment and all-inclusiveness. ...
Whatever this transformative avantgardistically groundconvulsing research may unearth/unplanet/ununiverse, the ideogram/morpheme/lacanian-topological-matheme "doublepluswoke" must not, repeat not, pop up there.

Because: Once you woke, you doublepluswoke!

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trashmouth wrote:... Comrades, we need to create a scholar of “Wokeness” who will investigate and combine all branches of language, symbols, mathematics, scientific truths into one great system of truth. We will then be bestowed with a universal language of idiographic symbols to limit the number of defined concepts to a few simple primitive terms, a model of modern logistic treatment and all-inclusiveness. ...
But is not language itself, being a structured and rule-bound system, unwoke?

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RedDiaperette wrote:
trashmouth wrote:... Comrades, we need to create a scholar of “Wokeness” who will investigate and combine all branches of language, symbols, mathematics, scientific truths into one great system of truth. We will then be bestowed with a universal language of idiographic symbols to limit the number of defined concepts to a few simple primitive terms, a model of modern logistic treatment and all-inclusiveness. ...
But is not language itself, being a structured and rule-bound system, unwoke?
Interesting. The more coherent a message is, the less woke it is. This way, there's always room to say, "No, you fascist, it means __________. Only a hateful, White (always spit while pronouncing the 't'), Tr*mp supporting bigot like you wouldn't get it."

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RedDiaperette wrote:
trashmouth wrote:... Comrades, we need to create a scholar of “Wokeness” who will investigate and combine all branches of language, symbols, mathematics, scientific truths into one great system of truth. We will then be bestowed with a universal [highlight=#ffff00]language[/highlight] of idiographic symbols to limit the number of defined concepts to a few simple primitive terms, a model of modern logistic treatment and all-inclusiveness. ...
But is not language itself, being a structured and rule-bound system, unwoke?
Basically ― da, Komradette RedD.
BUT.

If you take all those ingredients as proposed by esteemed trashmouth, and squeeze, and shred, and whip them into a proglo-kogel-mogel, that will not be "language" anymore, ja? No "language", no "structure", no "rules" ― only, oh glory, aurora of Next Tuesday™ rising wokely above the trash heap of kkkapitalizm and high into the firmament!


 
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