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HILLARY IS NOT A DRUNK!

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Hillary is not a drunk.
She has a bloodshot blood-clot.
That is why she falls down all the time.

She was wearing dark glasses when she left the hospital to hide the bloodshot blood clot.

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Hillary has serious health problems caused by a bloodshot blood clot that keeps her off balance. This is why she falls down all the time, even on flat, dry surfaces. Even on her own plane, in a perfectly flat parking garage or in her own home. This is a terrible blood clot that makes her appear drunk, staggering and stinking of whiskey all the time.

Her breath will smell of alcohol due to this horrible blood clot, and it gives her a nervous twitch that makes her pick up bottles, chalices and whiskey glasses and wobble while draining their contents into her cackling gizzard.

Thankfully, for a woman with a serious cerebral hematoma, she was able to be cured rapidly due to her super powers and Obamacare and was able to leave the hospital in the time it would take a mere mortal to sober up.

She did not need a wheelchair, nor even surgery. She was miraculously able to cure this hangover blood clot with just some aspirin and an ice pack.

Oh, and dark glasses. Don't forget the dark glasses.

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Hillary must walk carefully.

See her in the video, she is not drunk walking up the stairs and entering the aircraft. She rarely travels on this airplane - well, almost rarely - and that is why she must very carefully hold the rail and wobble on every step.

Each step was treacherous and covered with ice and snow and her shoes were worn out from running away from snipers so it was really, really extra slippery. That's why she was clinging to the railing and appears so unsteady.

This video was made in Yemen which is higher than Mt. Everest, so each step is a potentially deadly adventure. You cannot just bound up the steps to such a large aircraft and simply walk through the door - even if you fly on it all the time. The thin air way up there in Yemen makes people walk unsteadily and fall down very hard.

She is also wobbling and stumbling because she has a blood clot that makes her stagger and fall down and makes her breath smell like gin or scotch or Jack Daniels or beer or wine or mudslides or tequila or rum...

When she appear to fall at the top, she was dodging a sniper's bullet on a particularly slippery patch of black ice and dove for cover where the snipers could not get a good shot.


Comrade James Carville has accurately characterized those questioning the seriousness of Comradette Hillary's illness as INHUMANE. Furthermore, as relieved as he his given her recovery, he stated that: "But I can assure you that all of this was heard and duly noted"

James Carville: Hillary Clinton haters ‘inhumane'

Zhivago: (after inspecting patient) It isn't typhus. It's another disease we don't have in Moscow: starvation.
Delegate: That seems to give you satisfaction.
Zhivago: It would give me satisfaction to hear you admit it.
Delegate: Would it? Why?
Zhivago: Because it is so.
Delegate: Your attitude is noticed, you know. Oh, yes, it's been noticed!

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Furthermore, Hillary will not be able to testify before Congress because this act aggravates her blood clot and requires hospitalization.

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I see why she's got that smirk! Its the label on the IV bag...Image

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OK Hillary, what would we like to share today.



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Of course you all realize Hillary stumbled in the plane video because the gravitational field was tampered with. Probably some racist republican is responsible.

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Comrade Secretary Hillary Hughovna was falling on purpose, to help her with the massive workman's comp case she is filing against the White House. Think about it: slip and fall on Air Force One... what a lucky break!
comrade crash&burn wrote:Of course you all realize Hillary stumbled in the plane video because the gravitational field was tampered with. Probably some racist republican is responsible.





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Now that her handlers have bought her a drinking helmet, her blood clot problems should be better.

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Dear Leader Calls Hillary a Drunk



See President Barack Hussein Soetero Obama call Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton a drunk.

hillary clinton drunk



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Hillary Clinton has a unique method for sobering up.


 
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