Hitler takes selfie with Planned Parenthood hashtag

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Planned Parenthood activists were reminded today of their organization's pro-Nazi roots when an unexpected supporter arrived today to join their rally, introducing himself as Adolf Hitler.

Sporting an iconic "drip pad" mustache, Mr. Hitler unfolded his hand-written sign in support of Planned Parenthood's founder, Margaret Sanger, assuring everyone that he is fully on the side of weeding out the unfit in order to create a cleaner race.

"I admire Margaret Sanger enormously, her courage, her tenacity, her vision,” Hitler told the stunned onlookers. "Mrs. Sanger was a huge proponent of the forced sterilization program of the Third Reich, leading a heroic personal fight to purify the white race by exterminating Jews, Slavs, and especially blacks, through government-mandated abortions."

Speechless at first, Planned Parenthood supporters finally found words to express their indignation by repeatedly chanting "black lives matter," hoping to shout down Hitler before any of the media reporters could record his comments.

"I understand," Hitler nodded. "As Margaret Sanger said, we don't want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population. We just need to quietly pull out these human weeds and stop all those reckless breeders from spawning degenerate and defective children who never should have been born, nicht wahr? All the feel-good rhetoric aside, this is the purpose of your organization anyway, is it not?"

The group responded with another chant, "Racist, sexist, anti-gay, Adolf Hitler go away!"

"The more things change, the more they stay the same," observed Hitler dreamily, while taking a selfie in front of the Planned Parenthood building with his phone camera. "We used to chant back in the day, just like that."

After communicating with the activists in this manner for about half an hour, Hitler folded his sign and inquired if anyone knew where the closest chapter of the Ku Klux Klan was, preferably the one where Margaret Sanger used to speak about her views on pure race and eugenics. Since no one could give him directions, Hitler entered "KKK" into Google map search on his iPhone and slowly walked away, looking for the nearest hotspot.

Here's a blank picture of "Hashtag Hitler" for kollektive usage.


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#ThinkAlike, #WinInTheEnd
Mengle was a piker compared to Planned Parenthood

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Semi Off-Topic, but Hillary Penetrates All, so I suppose it's OK:


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In 1926, Sanger spoke at a Ku Klux Klan rally in 1926 in Silver Lake, New Jersey.

Margaret Sanger wrote:I accepted an invitation to talk to the women's branch of the Ku Klux Klan … I saw through the door dim figures parading with banners and illuminated crosses … I was escorted to the platform, was introduced, and began to speak … In the end, through simple illustrations I believed I had accomplished my purpose. A dozen invitations to speak to similar groups were proffered.
The picture below is fake but accurate.


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El Presidente wrote:
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Red Square wrote:In 1926, Sanger spoke at a Ku Klux Klan rally in 1926 in Silver Lake, New Jersey.

Dear Comrade Red Square, I shared this with someone, a Prog. This was her response:
You know, I have a confession to make. I've been keeping quiet about Sanger lately because I kept thinking despite her misguided ideas of making sure the poor people and the disabled were never born ("progressive" ideas in the 1920s for solving the poverty and disability problem), I didn't think she was an actual racist because she was with MLK at some point. I thought she was just misguided. This changes my mind. Darn, just darn.

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Konservative_Punk wrote:
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From Powerline Blog

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From Powerline Blog

Instant classic Comrade Red Square, laughing out loud. I LOVE IT!

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"...this is as bad as when Democrats had to give up slavery and segregation..."

I'm confident a new crisis "flavor of the month" will be along any time. Perhaps we can combine some old ones into something new, like they make meatloaf... Occupy Trayvon, Black Lives Can't Breathe! Or something creative like that. The party will provide.