Comrades, compadres and compatriots,

In honor of the glorious successes known as Detroit, Michigan and Chicago, Illinois (one of the 'homes' of dear leader -- besides Kenya and Hawaii) I am filled with pride to announce that The People's Gulag has under gone a complete renovation!

We are most proud to have this completed while dearest leader is still remaining in office (and relieved in case the worse happens and he's thrown out on his big ears).

Here is an accurate, up to date photo of prosperous Michigan! Please note how we were careful to model our People's Gulag Renovation on the Detroit model!

Here are accurate photos of new Gulag. Lovely, yes?! And only for the small, minimal cost for $40 billion taxpayer dollars.
Enjoyed, dear Comrades -- we expect to see you soon! (and please feel free to add your own updated, photo's of our glorious reno. Due to vodka consumption, your Frau was limited on amount of time devoted to photo taking)

Comrade Fraulein, it just so happens that I was recently deported sentenced invited to tour our beloved Detroit, which only seems like a short train ride away if you are unconscious and stuffed in a box. I am pleased to report that:
[center]I was housed in the finest dacha available[/center]

Don't forget to catch a show at the People's Theater!


Once the Fundemented Fundamental Transformation ™ of the USSA is complete, all churches will look like they do in Detroitograd!


*shudder*

Comrade Krystyna,

I just noticed how cleverly the designers placed a replica Indonesian statue of Dear Leader as a boy young person. See how the natural lighting from the hole skylight illuminates The One? Lovely, isn't it?

Captain Craptek wrote:Comrade Krystyna,

I just noticed how cleverly the designers placed a replica Indonesian statue of Dear Leader as a boy young person. See how the natural lighting from the hole skylight illuminates The One? Lovely, isn't it?

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'Tis a most fitting place for Dear Leader as he performs "You Didn't Build That".

Comrades, I am delighted beyond delightedness! Such glorious photo's will be added to the esteemed Obama Remembrance Library & Redistribution Center, to be built after appropriate governemnt funded donation are received!

Dearest Frau, your photographicals overlooked the People's Koi pond, a visage of much serenity, a source of foodstuffs when beets are few, and a location of much romantic consummation (though I don't need to remind YOU of such) I submit my own contribution to this travellers brochure of gulag highlights...

Comrade Tovarichi,

Isn't this the sewer pond where, in order to continue breathing, flying fish are said to have evolved?

Comrades, especially you Dear Frau!

Your love of Dear Leader's glorious paradise, Detroit, has moved me from my lurking shadows. I will say that we these additions will ensure that "Most Libertarian City In Existence" will take a sharp Left back into the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ in no time!

All we need is a weekend of re-education for our good comrades over at MSNBC.

In any case, I would thank Dear Leader for the foresight to provided us with approved food center for us to obtain our beet vodka and rations.


So other lurking comrades, if we have your interest piqued of exciting new Gulag life that awaits you, a Tour Guide can be obtained.

And before you start to worry, yes, they do accept EBT cards.

Comrades Tovarichi and Lurker, I am proudly humbled by these additions... I had not seen the glorious Koi pond and I'm thinking, "wow, what a glorious place to swim!". And the food center is no doubt stocked with ton of uneaten, unwanted beets!

Captain Craptek wrote:Comrade Tovarichi,

Isn't this the sewer pond where, in order to continue breathing, flying fish are said to have evolved?

Comrade Squirrel, yes, indeed - just another way we progressives have been able to move evolution FORWARD!

Comrades! Surely His O'liness would not begrudge those on the front lines who assisted in creating this Gulag Utopia. In Detroit, who can forget Coleman Young? And Kwame Kilpatrick? Since 1970 these are the two Democrats who did the most to keep the city backwards and the people poor, and shoved things back a few years. Dennis Archer, you say? Yes, another Democrat IN NAME ONLY, but one who joined claws with the evil Governer John Engler to create tax free zones for businesses that would hire people to work and get salaries....thereby cutting off the real path to socialism: entitlements without responsibility! Thank Lenin Kilpatrick came along after Archer was done screwing things up.