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I am a Soviet Amerikan

10/14/2013, 6:00 pm
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I am a Soviet Amerikan!


  • I promised to blindly follow Dear Leader, General Secretary and President for Life B. Hussain Obama.
  • I promise support Dear Leader's agenda to to destroy Amerika's evil, imperialistic capitalist economic system and replace it with a more socially just system of "Wealth Redistribution".
  • I will shout down all of Dear Leader's counter-revolutionary enemies. I will call them names, like Tea Baggers, Republican neanderthals, mean spirited, cold hearted and uncompassionate.
  • I will work with State Run Media (ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN) to hide Dear Leader's rare mistake and make it look like the evil Tea-Bagger's fault.
  • I will promote the Socialist economic system eventhough it has failed every where attempted. A century of failure proves nothing! Amerikan Socialism is different!!! It WILL work!!!
  • I support printing more money, then raising taxes. Debt over™! Problem solved!
  • I will smuggly declare my moral superiority because I care!
  • I will work diligently for Dear Leader Obama's 2016 Re-Election campaign!

You can take the pledge too!

Stand up against the evil forces of capitalism that want to force the unwashed masses to get a job and care for themselves!

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Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev, OSAE HSL OO TEC
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10/14/2013, 6:05 pm
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You deserve a double ration of Victory Gin, Comrade! Well done! I have already taken the pledge twice and feel much better about things already!
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10/14/2013, 8:45 pm
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Comforting Obedience Aid

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10/15/2013, 12:07 pm
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Captain Craptek
This must be the "test pattern" they use at MSNBC!
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10/15/2013, 3:59 pm
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Komrade Katz wrote:Captain Craptek
This must be the "test pattern" they use at MSNBC!

I think MSNBC may be the Democrat Party test pattern.
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10/15/2013, 6:01 pm
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MSNBC is replete with Soviet Amerikans who are loyal to Dear Leader Obama! The are the very model the Socialist Democrat Party members should emulate. Especially Rachel Madcow!
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