I DEMAND A SHOW TRIAL!

6/25/2009, 1:18 pm

Commissar Theocritus wrote:That multipurpose "shovel" is not a true prog shovel. It's a shovel made by Microsoft. And it crashes every day. That may explain why the escape attempt didn't work.

Rex, I had not see the impertinent Major Garrett ask his O'liness that question, and horror of horrors, the follow-up. I was so pleased however to hear His O'liness say over and over that they were consistent. He was very consistent, in saying that he was consistent. In fact the only things that are consistent in the administration of His O'liness is their consistency in claiming consistency and consistency in their self-regard.

Now that defines consistent.

Or as you once pointed out, Comrade Commissar Theocritus,

Consistent in issuing statements that expire and need to be replaced with another statement that improves on the previously expired statment.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Don't want to be a richer man
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me
But I can't trace time

6/25/2009, 1:43 pm

How can you be consistent if you are hoping for change? You can be consistently hoping for change I suppose; but is that the derivative of being consistent? Is there a closed-form integral of the change integrated over hope? When you arrive at the definite integral, will the result be every single fucking penny in America?

6/25/2009, 2:50 pm

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:AbecedariusRex

It's pretty clear why you went extinct. The Trail is over your denouncement will be uncovered a million years from now.

What? Trial's over? I thought the proper order of things was verdict first and accusations second!!!! WTF? Now what do I do with these lovely charges???? Eh? Eh? I guess I'll have to just keep them around to level at some other ~~unsuspecting slob~~ enemy of the people. And why didn't anybody tell me I was extinct. Damnit I'm always the last to know about these things. Oh, well, guess I'll have another shot of whiskey and call it quits.

6/25/2009, 3:34 pm

If you can have a shot of whiskey instead of a shot in the head you're much ahead.

6/25/2009, 5:48 pm

AbecedariusRex wrote:
Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:AbecedariusRex

It's pretty clear why you went extinct. The Trail is over your denouncement will be uncovered a million years from now.

What? Trial's over? I thought the proper order of things was verdict first and accusations second!!!! WTF? Now what do I do with these lovely charges???? Eh? Eh? I guess I'll have to just keep them around to level at some other unsuspecting slob enemy of the people. And why didn't anybody tell me I was extinct. Damnit I'm always the last to know about these things. Oh, well, guess I'll have another shot of whiskey and call it quits.

And take your friend with you, I found her on the plains of Uganda chewing on Rainbow Farting Unicorn Grass(TM)....

Now where is His Highness Glorious Judge Of The People Marshal Pupovich? And could I please get whacked by Her Highnesses, The Peoples Prosecutor, Commissarka Pinkies Golden Shovel?

6/25/2009, 6:09 pm

Ah. A paleoprog. But there's only one thing missing, RR--a purse for other people's money. A true prog always travels with a satchel for OPM.

6/25/2009, 7:13 pm

Dear Leader Commissar Theocritus,

We cannot keep up with your TOTAL LACK OF IMAGINATION(TM) here at The Wombat Factory(TM). Here she is grazing on OPM...

6/25/2009, 7:24 pm

How right you are. You have created Progzilla! All that is missing is the (invisible) pilot fish of the nano Jimmy Carter rabbits whose little tiny paws are good for nothing so much as filching wallets, stealing jewels, and pointing fingers.

But as for "she"? Could that be a transProg? There are times at the Rancho when pronouns are so very fluid. Here's F. Lee Bruno. He thinks of himself as a she, but then a real she, like Pinkie or Leninka could take him two falls out of three.

And there are Miss Resentment's biceps. I'm so glad she's proud of American for deciding that she would knuckle down and let her husband lead us, yea, to the Progressive World of Next Tuesday(tm).

6/25/2009, 9:28 pm

Dear Leader Commissar, Yes "she", for if she is really a he, does it matter in ProgReality(TM)? And didn't Miss Resentment apply for a Plumbing Job(TM) for The One? If I remember correctly, that was part of the H.R. 6969 Transgender Obamacare Bill. She does in fact ride pink dolphins and he rainbow unicorns, just ask Lily Lacey MoonyBot.

Even Leninka has a beard, what hormone pills do you take for that beard Comrade Leninka? Inquiring minds want to know...

And The Judge is? Oh, I see Marshal Pupovich, you have been poisoned by the concave navel again:

Poor Judge, his Peoples Computer(TM) ate a Trojan Horse for Dinner(TM).

6/25/2009, 11:07 pm

The existence of Progzilla proves that even 80 million years ago the stars were in alignment for the ascendancy of His O'liness. This was all preordained. The universe is so structured that the final summit of evolution is what we are at the brink of--the complete triumph of Barack Hussein Obama, and his coterie of courtiers, flatterers, fecalosculators, and all of the people in the MSM with a tingle running up their legs.

Soon we shall be presented with evidence which supports this: pictures of His O'liness in every newly discovered Egyptian tomb; every cave painting, and even likenesses of His O'liness arranged in flint chips around camp fires in places in the desert southwest which have not been seen by people for hundreds of years.

6/25/2009, 11:48 pm

We are the ones we have been waiting for.

BTW - I got this gif from a lefty collection of gifs. Although it's doctored (undoubtedly) and used by lefties to show the evil for which Bush stands, it's one of my favorites. I wish he had actually done this to CNN, Hollywood, the Dems, and all those loudmouth smartasses who claim that we're descended from apes!

6/26/2009, 12:04 am

Oh, and which comrade can we denounce for killing Michael Jackson (friend of the little people)?

6/26/2009, 12:36 am

Comrade Rex, it was a Stasi job.

6/26/2009, 12:51 am

We are not descended from apes, we are descended from dinosaurs, this explains all comrades:

6/26/2009, 1:04 am

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:Red Rooster,

Laika,

She never had a chance to return. She was just an animal launched in space. No concern if she lived or died, just a study if man could live in space.

The Soviet Union was rotten to the core, but the Russian people that chaved under that system never lost their humanity.

They knew that Laika would never return but instead of a cold blooded design in building her capsule they built her a window.

They built her a window. Even then through a repressive regime they felt the need to let Laika just a dog, the freedom to view down on the rest of us.

Poltics aside on this one.........I'm touched here, the Soviet Government was inhumane, brutal and oppressive, the Russian peoplethat had to suffer under that never were, they gave Laika a window.

Dear Lenin in Heaven!

Silence in the Court!

Here I am, about to issue my verdict, and this is the sort of ThoughtCrime™ I see? Have you lost your mind Comrade Criminal Rooster? Has no one shown you how to use the Cone of Silence? Or at the least, the old fashioned, yet still trendy, Out of Characte?

But be that as it may....I will now rule! Comrade Criminal Gang of Four. it is....wha....happ.....I'm fel....... <THUMP>

6/26/2009, 1:18 am

Earth to Marshall Pupovich,

Earth to Marshall Pupovich, Come in Marshall Pupovich, Come in.

Earth to Marshall Pupovich, Come in Marshall Pupovich, Come in, Come in.

Earth to Marshall Pupovich, Come in!!!

6/26/2009, 1:26 am

WHERE IS JUDGE PUPOVICH?! I call on People's Prosecutor Pinkie to render judgement in his stead if he does not show soon. Barring that, I'm just going to go off on a revolutionary tangent and start detonating things. (Psst, Theo, there is an IED in Bruno's fruit salad, don't stand too close to him after the courthouse doors blow out, the pineapple will be next)

6/26/2009, 2:04 am

Oh. My. God. An IED on Bruno's head? Well, it won't hurt his head but what about the decor?

RR, your Progzilla is perfect. The One will rampage throughout all the monies in the land, taking what he wants, leaving us what he wants us to have, and will inflate the currency to make all dependent on the government, so that we can all be vassals to Nansky and Harry and of course His O'liness, who will, if we are lucky, descend to touch his littlest pinkie to the ground and so become compassion incarnate.

6/26/2009, 2:09 am

Marshall!?! Drink this quick!

6/26/2009, 2:26 am

Comrade Theocritus, it is true that will not hurt Bruno. But the loud noises, pineapple flavored shrapnel, and bright flash of light will scare people so that I may unroll my next revolutionary plan, namely launching a missile I made from stolen documents copied from stolen copies of copied stolen documents from North Korea. It should work. I'm wondering if I should use regular, or high octane gasoline as a launch fuel though.

6/26/2009, 2:32 am

Commissar Theocritus wrote: RR, your Progzilla is perfect. The One will rampage throughout all the monies in the land, taking what he wants, leaving us what he wants us to have, and will inflate the currency to make all dependent on the government, so that we can all be vassals to Nansky and Harry and of course His O'liness, who will, if we are lucky, descend to touch his littlest pinkie to the ground and so become compassion incarnate.

Most Conspicuous Compassionate Commissar,

Thank you. "The Fish Rots At The Head First.", at least that's what I was told by The Most Glorious Top Tanker Michael Dukakis. And besides, I like rotting fish heads, makes for good flower beds.

Bawnny Fwanks is one of the finest secprogs the world has known. His compassion is 10 points above a used car salesman and 20 points below Al Capone. He is the perfect socialist. So I am happy that he exercises the trinity of prog-post-modern-patchouli so well.

6/26/2009, 3:25 am

R/R, Theo,

Just a moment with the Progzilla thing, Comrades. I actually do happen to live in Japan. The thought of yet another mutant lizard beast, turtle, moth, or any other foul monster unleashed here, is just going to send my house insurance premiums literally through the roof.
Do you realize how much Godzilla house insurance costs here? I mean that guy goes stomping through Tokyo like bloody clockwork during his periodic urban renewal phase. Guess what? The town that I live in, when that cursed lizard makes his landfall is right in his stomp path. I have to have at the bare minimum that coverage. Not to mention, I also get stuck with having to add a ‘Mothra' kicker and the “Gamera” kicker if I want full coverage. Have a little mercy on a poor Comrades wallet here in Japan.
By the way on my attempts to spread prog ideas to the Japanese, I am sad to report, have so far been a complete failure. Today in my town they opened up a Burger King restaurant, the second one in Japan and the line outside was unbelievable.

6/26/2009, 3:30 am

Marshal Pupovich wrote:
Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:Red Rooster,

Laika,

She never had a chance to return. She was just an animal launched in space. No concern if she lived or died, just a study if man could live in space.

The Soviet Union was rotten to the core, but the Russian people that lived under that system never lost their humanity.

They knew that Laika would never return but instead of a cold blooded design in building her capsule they built her a window.

They built her a window. Even then through a repressive regime they felt the need to let Laika just a dog, the freedom to view down on the rest of us.

Poltics aside on this one.........I'm touched here, the Soviet Government was inhumane, brutal and oppressive, the Russian people that had to suffer under that never were, they gave Laika a window.

Dear Lenin in Heaven!

Silence in the Court!

Here I am, about to issue my verdict, and this is the sort of ThoughtCrime™ I see? Have you lost your mind Comrade Criminal Rooster? Has no one shown you how to use the Cone of Silence? Or at the least, the old fashioned, yet still trendy, Out of Characte?

Your Honor, King of Fire Hydrants, Magnificent Marshal Pupovich,

We, Comrade Criminal Rooster, did not write the passage you quoted, however, seeing as how you are entirely to intoxicated by the poison fed to you in the concave navel, WE CONFESS!

Comrade Snoogy Woogums, who lives physically 100's of miles from The Woompa Loompa Factory here in The Party(TM) Barnyard, was possessed telepathically by Woompa Loompa's in order to transcribe those words onto The Cube. As for Comrade Snoogy Woogums origins and as to why he can accept such telepathy, this link explains all:

UFOs & Experimentation in the USSR >>>

Snoogy and The Woompa Loompa Telepathic Thoughtcrimes

Of course we all know that saying the "The Soviet Union was rotten to the core" or "the Soviet Government was inhumane, brutal and oppressive.." is an absolute lie! A fabrication of Kapitalist Western Myth(TM). Dear Stalin himself only sat up late at night inscribing the names of proles to exterminate because The Party(TM) required it.

Poor Lenin, Poor, Poor, Lenin:

6/26/2009, 3:55 am

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:R/R, Theo,

Just a moment with the Progzilla thing, Comrades. I actually do happen to live in Japan. The thought of yet another mutant lizard beast, turtle, moth, or any other foul monster unleashed here, is just going to send my house insurance premiums literally through the roof.
Do you realize how much Godzilla house insurance costs here? I mean that guy goes stomping through Tokyo like bloody clockwork during his periodic urban renewal phase. Guess what? The town that I live in, when that cursed lizard makes his landfall is right in his stomp path. I have to have at the bare minimum that coverage. Not to mention, I also get stuck with having to add a ‘Mothra' kicker and the “Gamera” kicker if I want full coverage. Have a little mercy on a poor Comrades wallet here in Japan.

By the way on my attempts to spread prog ideas to the Japanese, I am sad to report, have so far been a complete failure. Today in my town they opened up a Burger King restaurant, the second one in Japan and the line outside was unbelievable.

Ah hah! Comrade Snoogy, if we roll the King your insurance troubles are over! We can even build you a Progzilla Bunker(TM) under your crib! He looks pretty well off, comrade...

Arigato... Comrade Burger King, your riches are ours!!!!!

6/26/2009, 9:43 am

Just for a couple moments. I was touched by something here (Thank you Red Rooster for your post about Laika and a dream) Laika and the Soviet Union, I was touched that they sent the first being from earth into space who could never even comprehend the who. where or the why, and gave her capsule a window......... Why? Why would they give her a window?

They were decent humans after all.... It was the right thing to do.

I was also touched by this....The U.S brought up a Soviet Submarine that sunk in the late 60's ..........This was always supposed to be secret and never to be revealed, it came to light after the cold war was over.

We were also decent humans after all.......It was the right to do also.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU3zVz3i_r4

6/26/2009, 12:14 pm

Regarding fish heads:

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6/26/2009, 12:16 pm

Re garding old God Zilla and Tokyo's perennial destruck tion:

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6/26/2009, 12:18 pm

Say, Leninka, your avatar looks all growed up now.

6/26/2009, 12:46 pm

I actually do happen to live in Japan. The thought of yet another mutant lizard beast, turtle, moth, or any other foul monster unleashed here, is just going to send my house insurance premiums literally through the roof.

And whose fault is this? The U. S. of A.'s fault, that's who. By the provisions of the treaties foisted off on the Japanese at the end of the Second World War, limiting the armed forces of Japan. Because of this, the monsters attack Japan first.

6/26/2009, 1:05 pm

Poor Leninka, all dressed up, and still waiting for The Party to find her. I think it's the shaved legs. Stop shaving your legs and you will be more like a strong prog womyn.

6/26/2009, 1:49 pm

S-W, do you not have Megalon insurance? Now he's a nasty beast. With a head like an electrified bishop's miter and those exploding barrels that come out of his four front-loader jar. And the twirling hands.

But I'll let you in on a secret. If you can find twin Japanese girls 6" tall they can sing them all away.

But even if they don't, they're still better than Bonnie Frank and Chris Dodd and Harry Reid and Nansky rampaging across the country. Because killing them is not a felony.

6/26/2009, 2:24 pm

Megalon? Mazinga could take him down.

6/26/2009, 3:02 pm

This is the most fearsome monster of all:
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6/26/2009, 5:43 pm

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:
Just for a couple moments. I was touched by something here (Thank you Red Rooster for your post about Laika and a dream) Laika and the Soviet Union, I was touched that they sent the first being from earth into space who could never even comprehend the who. where or the why, and gave her capsule a window......... Why? Why would they give her a window?

They were decent humans after all.... It was the right thing to do.

I was also touched by this....The U.S brought up a Soviet Submarine that sunk in the late 60's ..........This was always supposed to be secret and never to be revealed, it came to light after the cold war was over.

We were also decent humans after all.......It was the right to do also.

Snoogy do you not have proper post-secondary re-education? It's all about the jouney, the story and baring your bare ass soul for all the collective, so that they may devour you. Eat and consume your misery, your dreams, your hopes, your desires, your innocence.... until you are a shell that they may then inhabit with their vile ideology.

Sincerity requires truthfulness, which requires accepting absolutes. Like, hitting your head on a rock will absolutely cause trama.

There is an entire world out their with little pet animals that they treat better than any human they've encountered. I can only look at chains like PetSmart and wonder in awe, WTF!!!

The deer roam freely through the landscape around me and I enjoy watching them graze in innocence, however I will not be feeding them, or pet them, or giving them quarter over the freedom of mankind.

Am I touched by animals? Yes, however, I am more touched by the accomplishments of mankind.

6/26/2009, 5:58 pm

Commissar!!! Horriffic Helen???? Thank you may I have another?

We will be at Jiffi-Lobo now if you need us, please don't slip on the blood drenched saliva as you enter the Jiffi-Lobo shop.

6/26/2009, 7:40 pm

GLORIOUS NEWS COMRADES! 219-212. This is an historic day for the party. The people's congress just passed the bill that will revitalize the economy and restore the world to a glorious green.
I will personally thank my own people here in Minnesocold (as Comrade Elliott will, I am sure)

Thank you Keith Hellison!

and when it passes through the Senate...

Thank you Senator Frankenfraud
Thank you Senator Klobutcher

may the people's business continue.

6/26/2009, 9:25 pm

Mmmmm.... more fish heads for composting.

AbecedariusRex wrote:Regarding fish heads:

219-212 fish heads
for The Glorious World of Next Tuesday(TM).

Eat them up, YUM!

6/26/2009, 9:45 pm

Ivan Betinov wrote:
I actually do happen to live in Japan. The thought of yet another mutant lizard beast, turtle, moth, or any other foul monster unleashed here, is just going to send my house insurance premiums literally through the roof.

And whose fault is this? The U. S. of A.'s fault, that's who. By the provisions of the treaties foisted off on the Japanese at the end of the Second World War, limiting the armed forces of Japan. Because of this, the monsters attack Japan first.

AHA! That's right. And guess who was in the vanguard in defeating the Japanese and foisting that treaty on them? That's right George Bush Sr. He was a fighter pilot in WW2. IT IS BUSH'S FAULT why more insurance rates are so high!!!!!!!!
Not only did that BUSH Sr. gave the monsters the perfect target to go on a rampage with little resistance from the Japanese locals. He Fathered that heathen son of his, who during his Presidency NEVER MODIFIED THE TREATY EITHER.

Allowing the monsters to continue their rampages on an ad-hoc basis.

I blame Bush BOTH OF THEM for my high insurance rates.

One can only hope, "The One" will soon rectify this injustice!!!!!!!!!!!

6/26/2009, 10:24 pm

A little bit of what daily life is really like for an average person living in Japan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBUCXCWBH4E

I BLAME BUSH!

6/26/2009, 11:14 pm

How wonderful! A climate-change bill! A greenhouse gasses bill! This suffuses my groin with warmth to know that economic progress will be stifled for something which we don't know is a problem and don't know if we did.

The only thing that could be better would be another huge volcano. Mount Pinatubo's eruption put 98% of the CO2 into the air the year of its eruption. If we had that now, we could force the complete elimination of the internal-combustion engine, except the one on the Steve Irwin, which is the ship that those brave heros on Whale Wars sail on.

Really. Watch that show. Those are the most clueless, incompetent, self-righteous people on earth. They exist only because real people let them. One could say that they're romantics trying to prevent the Japanese from whaling, but they're severely damaged people almost to the point of mental illness. It's not fun to laugh at the deranged--oh hell, I laugh at the Goracle all the time, who am I kidding?--but if you can get past the anger at these morons, it's as funny as Bridezillas. And their fat, publicity-hungry captain was voted off Greenpeace 11 to 1 for being too violent. He's just a self-righteous drunk.

6/26/2009, 11:31 pm

Comrade Theocritus,

Michael Jackson just died, and all you can talk about is cap and trade? Where are your priorities?

6/27/2009, 1:48 am

I have been thinking. If we put a cap and trade limit on the C02 exuded by prog journalists, would that not suffice?

6/27/2009, 1:49 am

Comrad-fff fff-Leninvka, itzz meee-fffff, VfffIgorr Vffon fffYuggo, Bruno-ffff seyz ffff-zank ewe-ffff for za dressezzzz-fff...

6/27/2009, 1:50 am

yezzzzzz seeexxxxvvvyyy....

6/27/2009, 1:51 am

ffff-verrrryyyy seeexxxxvvvyyyy....

6/27/2009, 1:56 am

Igor. That's it. I'm going to lock Bruno in his room until he learns not to show his petticoat. People will think that he's low-class! Well, he most certainly is, but then you have to be around him for at least 5 minutes to figure that out. But then your slip is showing, people know it right away.

Just think of the mockery that the nano Jimmy Carter rabbits will have.

6/27/2009, 2:02 am

ffff-Zorry fffCommmizar... fff-butzzz soooooooo seexxvvvvyyyy... Bronzo...

*slllluuuuuurrrrrrrrppp*

6/27/2009, 2:06 am

Red Rooster,

My Doge-Fuse for not being clear when I invoked your "dream" post. I should have said that your post made me more curious to research the history about Laika and her flight and that was the reason for my expression of thanks to you. I really never knew the real story about her flight and I might have never known until I read your post.

On a lighter note, Doge-Fuse is Japanese for expressing a deep apology. There is a specific way of expressing it (I have a feeling this video might come in handy in the future for both of us!!!!!).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqZcEwHB ... L&index=48

6/27/2009, 2:06 am

Au contraire, Comrade Theocritus,

Bruno looks mahvalous! And, somehow petite, and sweet. But, what will he wear in the courtroom? He is a lawyer, n'est pas? Some women can get away with the cheap sheik and still look like a million dollars.

6/27/2009, 2:12 am

Commissar Theocritus wrote: I have been thinking. If we put a cap and trade limit on the C02 exuded by prog journalists, would that not suffice?

Dear Leader Commissar Theocritus,

DAMMIT! This is a fine conclusion. We do not know why The One has not proposed this sooner? It would exclude The People(TM) from a lot of hot air. Giving them all the more time to stand on their heads all night, and learn yoga at the Mark Moonbat Morford School of Yoga and CO2 Exudation(TM).

6/27/2009, 2:16 am

Comrade Snoogie Woogums,

Loved the Godzilla video. Had no idea one had to go all the way to Hokkaido to avoid the attacks.

When I visited Japan, I always felt like a bull in a China closet, and I'm not tall. The women are so delicate. I can relate to Godzilla.

6/27/2009, 2:19 am

Leninka wrote:Au contraire, Comrade Theocritus,

Bruno looks mahvalous! And, somehow petite, and sweet. But, what will he wear in the courtroom? He is a lawyer, n'est pas? Some women can get away with the cheap sheik and still look like a million dollars.

fff-Leninzka, ffff-Sooooofff Seeexxxvvvyyyy... fff-Brunzo....

more-vvvv fff-dreses-zzzz! MOREVVV!!! MOREVVVV!! MORRRRREVVV!!!

ffff-Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahffffffffff!!!

*slllluuuuuuuuuuuurrrrpp*

6/27/2009, 2:44 am

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:Red Rooster,

My Doge-Fuse for not being clear when I invoked your "dream" post. I should have said that your post made me more curious to research the history about Laika and her flight and that was the reason for my expression of thanks to you. I really never knew the real story about her flight and I might have never known until I read your post.

On a lighter note, Doge-Fuse is Japanese for expressing a deep apology. There is a specific way of expressing it (I have a feeling this video might come in handy in the future for both of us!!!!!).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqZcEwHB ... L&index=48

Snoog, DOGE-UMARI!!!! DOGE-UMARI!!!! DOGE-UMARI!!!! We didn't think for one moment you were touched, we knew that you were merely sharing your story in the good prog way. Bleeding heart... Cry a little... bleed a little more.

I notice your having a little problem with putting up videos, see the little YouTube button below? Push that when your in the WYSIWYG editor and past the URL in the pop up box.

Comrades, when having problems using the The Peoples WYSIWIG Editor(TM), just follow Comrade Red Squares instructions below:

6/27/2009, 3:07 am

Red,

For some weird reason I haven't been able to figure out yet. When I upload an image it will show on the on the top page of the cube, and not in the WYSIWYG editor box.
No problems with the pictures I upload. I just copy them where they show up and then paste in the WYSIWYG box.

Videos are a different story. When uploaded they just show up as a flash url code on the top page of the cube. I have to just copy and paste the url in order to get it to work.

I'm not tech savvy enough to figure out the solution. What I'm doing in posting videos is just a work around the problem for now.

Glad you can see them though!

6/27/2009, 3:28 am

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote: Red,

For some weird reason I haven't been able to figure out yet. When I upload an image it will show on the on the top page of the cube, and not in the WYSIWYG editor box.
No problems with the pictures I upload. I just copy them where they show up and then paste in the WYSIWYG box.

Your using Safari, aren't you? I have that issue in Safari to, however the proletariat Firefox seems to do everything fine. And Opera? Like, OMG, it's like sooooo... CRAZY!!! LOL!

A few issues in Explorer too. What browser are using?

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote: Videos are a different story. When uploaded they just show up as a flash url code on the top page of the cube. I have to just copy and paste the url in order to get it to work.

You mean they show up like this in the Preview window above the WYSIWIG editor?

Code: Select all

[FLASH=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/v/pqZcEwHBAk8[/FLASH]

Have you tried publishing when the code shows up like this in Preview to see if it takes when published? Troubleshooting is merely trying different things in a calculated manner.

Comrade Snoogie,

DAMMIT! Merely follow The Peoples Uploading Instructions(TM) above. But apply extra stamps to your monitor so that it will reach The Peoples Director from Japan!

6/27/2009, 4:21 am

Red Rooster wrote:
Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote: Red,

For some weird reason I haven't been able to figure out yet. When I upload an image it will show on the on the top page of the cube, and not in the WYSIWYG editor box.
No problems with the pictures I upload. I just copy them where they show up and then paste in the WYSIWYG box.

Your using Safari, aren't you? I have that issue in Safari to, however the proletariat Firefox seems to do everything fine. And Opera? Like, OMG, it's like sooooo... CRAZY!!! LOL!

A few issues in Explorer too. What browser are using?

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote: Videos are a different story. When uploaded they just show up as a flash url code on the top page of the cube. I have to just copy and paste the url in order to get it to work.

You mean they show up like this in the Preview window above the WYSIWIG editor?
Code: Select all
[FLASH=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/v/pqZcEwHBAk8[/FLASH]
Have you tried publishing when the code shows up like this in Preview to see if it takes when published? Troubleshooting is merely trying different things in a calculated manner.

Comrade Snoogie,

DAMMIT! Merely follow The Peoples Uploading Instructions(TM) above. But apply extra stamps to your monitor so that it will reach The Peoples Director from Japan!

Red,

That is exactly what is happening. I'm using explorer for my browser. I've already tried publishing it.........No Joy.

I'm plastering the stamps on my monitor as we speak.

6/27/2009, 4:30 am

Leninka wrote:Comrade Snoogie Woogums,

Loved the Godzilla video. Had no idea one had to go all the way to Hokkaido to avoid the attacks.

When I visited Japan, I always felt like a bull in a China closet, and I'm not tall. The women are so delicate. I can relate to Godzilla.

Love the new hair Leninka!
Where did you visit in Japan? I'm in Yokosuka out on the Kanto plain. Lived here almost seven years now (secret mission to spread progressive thought among the hedonistic capitalistic Japanese..........I'm the cell leader. So far, I've recruited, er had one that almost interested in joining my progressive cell.)

6/27/2009, 5:45 am

Doesn't she look stunning!?!

However we are concerned that Leninka might even be shaving her legs now.... stopped using patchouli oil... and actually wears deodorant!!!! Much to worry about. We are sure it is just a phase of prog-teen-hood-rebellion, and that she will be fine once Judge Pupovich finally revives himself to render.... a....

What were we saying, oh yes, you are doing remarkable with your recruitment's to The Party(TM) in Japan. The name, Snoogie Woogums, has spread across the underground of the Motherland as young progs look to emulate your progish dastardly deeds!

The Commissarka Her Highness Pinkie even mentioned possible adoption, however your name is not Mintubu and you do not hail from a desolate desert in Africa. She was hoping to be as progish as Manic Madonna and so many other fine prog womyn, and find a young ~~slave~~ African boy to adopt.

6/27/2009, 6:10 am

What were we saying, oh yes, you are doing remarkable with your recruitment's to The Party™ in Japan. The name, Snoogie Woogums, has spread across the underground of the Motherland as young progs look to emulate your progish dastardly deeds!

I appreciate the kind words but I have to tell it is really tough over here to get recruits! The one guy that I thought was actually interested in joining my prog cell, he of course being gay and a victim of oppression over here, just a natural for recruitment.

He turned out also to be nothing but more interested in helping a small business owner INCREASE HIS BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!

After I saw the Video I had to tell him he just wasn't proper Prog material after all.
This is what I'm up agaisn't over here!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2lBEb9z0k

6/27/2009, 6:49 am

Just wonderful work Snoogie, we can't believe how absolutely accomplished you are at recruiting progs. (Psssstt... the checks in the mail!) You do such a GREAT JOB recruiting!

Here is a more progressive browser to download for all the progs you recruit: http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/

6/27/2009, 10:38 am

HAH! I denounce Red Rooster yet again! MY browser is proggier than yours. For I'm using Firefox 3.5 Beta 4. HAH!

6/27/2009, 11:17 am

Comrade Rooster - glad to see another comrade in favor of Red State Update.

Comrade Woogums - I may be stating the obvious but when I paste videos in WISIWYG I copy the embed code (just below the URL code to the right of the videos on TouTube) and paste it directly into the text window. Don't even bother with the YouTube button. Seems to work.

6/27/2009, 12:26 pm

No joy, again with the link.

But if you could click on it........Classsic stuff for all to enjoy.

6/27/2009, 3:18 pm

Ah Hah! We did it! 4.. 4... 4 GLORIOUS SHOWTRIAL PAGES, BwAhahahahahahahahaha!!!

Colonel 7.62 wrote:HAH! I denounce Red Rooster yet again! MY browser is proggier than yours. For I'm using Firefox 3.5 Beta 4. HAH!

Colonel, we use many browser, perhaps you failed to read that post, but this browser that we use is far more progressive than Firefox 3.5 Beta 4 :>>>>> Lynx 2.8.5

AbecedariusRex wrote: Comrade Rooster - glad to see another comrade in favor of Red State Update.

Red! Red! RED! GLORIOUS RED! BwAhahahahahahahahaha!!!

6/27/2009, 4:17 pm

Igor Von Yugo wrote:
Leninka wrote:Au contraire, Comrade Theocritus,

Bruno looks mahvalous! And, somehow petite, and sweet. But, what will he wear in the courtroom? He is a lawyer, n'est pas? Some women can get away with the cheap sheik and still look like a million dollars.

fff-Leninzka, ffff-Sooooofff Seeexxxvvvyyyy... fff-Brunzo....

more-vvvv fff-dreses-zzzz! MOREVVV!!! MOREVVVV!! MORRRRREVVV!!!

ffff-Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahffffffffff!!!

*slllluuuuuuuuuuuurrrrpp*

Comrade Igor,

These dresses are rather dull, but necessary for the practice of law. You will have to give them some flair with accessories.

Just discard the pantsuit. Those are for women who want to be men.

6/27/2009, 4:34 pm

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:
Leninka wrote:Comrade Snoogie Woogums,

Loved the Godzilla video. Had no idea one had to go all the way to Hokkaido to avoid the attacks.

When I visited Japan, I always felt like a bull in a China closet, and I'm not tall. The women are so delicate. I can relate to Godzilla.

Love the new hair Leninka!
Where did you visit in Japan? I'm in Yokosuka out on the Kanto plain. Lived here almost seven years now (secret mission to spread progressive thought among the hedonistic capitalistic Japanese..........I'm the cell leader. So far, I've recruited, er had one that almost interested in joining my progressive cell.)

Comrade Snoogie Woogums,

It was many years ago, and I mean many--almost 30. I was hearded around like a cow, first to the Miako Hotel in Tokyo, then taken in a smaller group to Shinjuku, and then completely ripped from the herd and taken by the people you see below, where they fed me a large supper of sukiyaki with raw egg, then they took me to a meeting, made me give a speech, and then took me back to a private home, where they stuffed me with sushi, and beer, and got me so drunk, it took four them to keep me on my feet on the way back to the hotel room.

Then, later, I was forced to make a Buddhist pilgrimage to Taisekiji at the base of Mt. Fuji (on the opposite side of the mountain of Hakone), and then when everyone else got to tour the area, I was pulled with a few others and made to go to a university campus for some speeches. I no longer belong to this cult, a branch of the Nichiren school, but still continue with my Buddhist practice because what they didn't tell me was that I could become addicted to the practice, and that is what happened, so now, I am beholden to chant nearly an hour every morning, and 45 minutes every evening-Nam-Myo-Ho-Renge-Kyo.

6/27/2009, 6:02 pm

And all this time I've been uploading pictures to my .mac account. For YouTube videos I just go to the box to the right of the video and customize the display, including the border and the size. Copy the HTML and put in the post. No trouble with Safari 4.

But Firefox has one advantage--the search box can use more than Google. My brother told me about Bing.com, the Macroshaft engine. He put in George W. Bush and the first moonbat Hate Bush Orgasm was number 10.

6/27/2009, 10:27 pm

Leninka,

Thirty years ago? Things as you can imagine have really changed here. I hope you remember how to use your chopsticks though. That is one tradition that will never change.

Leninka,

6/27/2009, 10:30 pm

Red!

Thanks, Mozilla works for me for the Videos!

Appreciate the Glorious Socialist Help!

Psst......I hope you don't expect any cash for that, I'm kinda tapped out after all the "Defense Exhibits" we provided for our defense!

6/27/2009, 10:45 pm

Anything for you comrade, it's the cute little furry cheeks that made me do it. Plus I know how hard it is being the "small ugly child" from outer space.

6/27/2009, 10:53 pm

Red Rooster wrote:Anything for you comrade, it's the cute little furry cheeks that made me do it. Plus I know how hard it is being the "small ugly child" from outer space.

I would not know that at all.

BTW, did I mention how much we felines love chicken?

6/27/2009, 10:59 pm

Here kitty, kitty, kitty... here kitty, kitty... look closely into my eye kitty... I have secret for you kitty....

6/27/2009, 11:02 pm

Red Rooster wrote:Here kitty, kitty, kitty... here kitty, kitty... look closely into my eye kitty... I have secret for you kitty....

I have something for you chicky, chicky, chicky....

6/27/2009, 11:14 pm

Excellent! That will go well with these proles suffering from Revolutionary Justice(TM)...

Mmmmmm.... deep fried kitty cat... my favorite!

6/27/2009, 11:17 pm

I have something even cuter than those kittens: Yes Wee Can dolls! [TABLE][TR][TD][TABLE][TR][TD][/TD][TD]

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According to the link, they're Adorable. Loveable. And Adorable. And because they wear darling little onesies with pictures/words of Barack Obama, they're going to be in high demand, so order now!

6/27/2009, 11:25 pm

Do they wee wee all over the fwoooooorrrr?

6/27/2009, 11:33 pm

Reiuxcat

How about a little chicken in the basket instead?

Pinkie,

How CUTE!!!!!!!!! I wuv it! When I first saw the picture you wouldn't believe the reaction I had.
My stomach just churned with joy. I just couldn't keep down the warm welling up that happened in my intestines. I'm sure all our other Progs here had the very same reaction.

6/27/2009, 11:50 pm

Oh, I wuv it too! What I wuv especially is the wee part. Ever potty train a batch of chicks?

6/28/2009, 12:23 am

Pinkie,

I believe a most appropriate international warning sign really should be added to the picture.

6/28/2009, 12:29 am

Woogie, you wrock!:-)

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