I Denounce Dr. Van Allen as an Enemy of the People (EOTP™). I also denounce Dr. John E. Naugle as an EOTP™ because if you know somebody that I denounce and you do not denounce them first, you are automatically an EOTP™.

In his reactionary hate speech book "Unmanned Space Flight" Naugle describes Van Allen's counter revolutionary thought crimes:

"Dr. Van Allen did not set out to find the radiation belts. He had a much different experiment in mind when he instrumented Explorer I. He was planning to measure the flux of galactic cosmic rays around the earth...This is an excellent example of the way science proceeds: A scientist working on some particular problem gets a surprising answer and uncovers a whole new unsuspected phenomenon."

This is all evil bourgeois hate speech. Always surrendering to peer pressure and never questioning state authority are the hallmarks of properly socialized socialist scientists.

Once the science has been settled by your Soviet overlords, data should never change your theory. Francis Bacon was also an EOTP™ because if I randomly think of your name while denouncing someone else, you are also an EOTP™.

The Soviet state approved Scientific Method:

I. Ask government overlords for their desired pre-approved politically correct conclusion

II. Set up experiment to collect data to validate conclusion

III. Create Tycho Brahe type epicycle convoluted equations to make data fit conclusion

IV. Mau mau and politically denounce people who question data, methodology, or conclusion

V. If people still disagree, follow example of Лос-Анджелес Таймс comrades and censor them

VI. Follow example of FCC Filet Mignon and censor people who question government censorship under the guise of promoting "diversity"

Thank Gawd Allah Whatever for your Brilliant Post. My Our Entire Kollecktiv has voted - unanimously - that No One will be allowed to think - At ALL! (Of course, I - in a Leadership Position - will be allowed to think - But Only To Determine Who The Criminal Thinkers Are!!! And then there is that matter of their Final Disposition...